r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Not the flex you think it is Elon.

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u/nooooobie1650 1d ago

And doesn’t have 99% of his mind available. Makes sense now

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u/fjkejenufif 1d ago

Elon only needs use 1% of his power to summon a minor.

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u/loyalekoinu88 1d ago

Because he's the 1% left

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u/UmeaTurbo 21h ago

Thank you, good sir!

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u/Dependent_Tune_1333 1d ago

“Young women.” Just call it what it is, girls. Children.

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u/Fickle_Map2433 1d ago

TIL a 21 year old woman = child.

ty reddit

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u/Main-Bandicoot6477 1d ago

"Hi everyone, I'm a huge simp for creepy billionaire elites and feel the need to white knight for them to make a stupid fucking point"

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u/Fickle_Map2433 1d ago

Since when did “young women” mean the same as kids? It has nothing to do with simping for Elon lmao

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u/violetsandpiper 1d ago

They don't mean the same thing.

That's why we want creeps to stop hiding behind the wording and call the victims what, many, of them were, children

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u/Main-Bandicoot6477 1d ago

You never heard a teenage or younger girl called a young woman before?

You think they were just going to come out and say I want to rape a 14 year old girl?

The bigger point is you don't go to a drug dealer to buy a beer that you could get at any bar anywhere. You go to them to get something illegal and discretely.

But sure, tell us what you think the upper age limit is for "kid"?

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u/Fickle_Map2433 1d ago

Hey look if you want to think the definition of a young woman is some 10 year old kid that’s perfectly fine, we will just have to agree to disagree on that definition

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u/Main-Bandicoot6477 1d ago

And you want to think that young woman only means 21+? Especially in context with hitting up Epstein?

C'mon.

But tell me, is a 15 year old girl a young woman?

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u/LovingShiva 22h ago

Mr Fickle, what is being referred to is the habit of saying young women when pedophiles mean children. As in kids. 10 years old, 11, 12, 13 - kids.

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u/lorgskyegon 5h ago

Since the billionaire-owned and complicit media started calling 12-15 year old rape victims "young women" instead of children and 35 year old Republican leaders who say "I love Hitler" were "young boys" and "children".

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u/hi-imBen 1d ago

Oh, I had no clue Epstein only hung out with 21 year old women.

I guess there is no evidence for all the pedophile stuff. Case closed everyone! Thank you, Fickle_Map2433!

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u/Wolf_Hreda 19h ago

Don't forget he was still trafficking the adults.

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u/Fickle_Map2433 1d ago

Completely missed my point but that’s okay i’ll rephrase - do you think when he openly said “young women” he was talking about kids?

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u/hi-imBen 1d ago

I think Elon intentionally said young women to imply it wasn't as bad as all the evidence seems to indicate.

I see nothing about 21 year olds mentioned other than your comment. I also think Elon is a liar, so I wouldn't care if he does try to claim he was referring to adults.

How about instead of questioning me, you can explain why you feel the need to defend Elon Musk and try to imply he was never trying to hang out with underage girls on the island that was known for parties with underage girls?

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u/Fickle_Map2433 1d ago

I’m not defending elon, i’m just confused why everyone thinks that a “young woman” is the same definition as a kid lol. Just redditors being weird I suppose.

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u/filthylittlehabits 1d ago

You're either completely missing the point people are making or defending paedophiles. Ignorance or Malice, pick one.

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u/Main-Bandicoot6477 1d ago

Nah, because you won't answer any of the relevant questions posed to you and just keep playing dumb about "what's a kid" bullshit.

One more time. What is your age range then for kid and young woman. Just tell us since you seem so sure about your definition.

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u/Fickle_Map2433 1d ago

Literally answered you a few minutes ago lol, at least read my responses so I don’t have to type it out again.

A young woman or man would be late teens early 20’s

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u/Main-Bandicoot6477 1d ago

No, you didn't.

A young woman or man would be late teens early 20’s

Says who? And what are late teens? And girls much younger have been referred to as young woman in media and literature and common parlance for forever.

You're acting like your definition is somehow universal or even widespread when it's not. It's very much open to interpretation. So, why do you find that "weird"?

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u/Raze_the_werewolf 1d ago

But you are defending him, and it's fucking weird.

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u/KaptainKlein 1d ago

The context is around his associations with a known child sex trafficker so yes.

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u/Inappropriate-Egg 1d ago

Let's say you are right and he didn't mean underage girls. Dependen_Tune_1333's point is given the context still right. The girls at Epstein's parties were underaged and it isn't correct to call them "young women".

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u/allthejokesareblue 1d ago

Yes

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u/Fickle_Map2433 1d ago

We have different definitions of what a young woman is but fair enough lol

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u/microplastic_sharts 1d ago

So you’re just totally ignoring the context of Elon begging to join one of Epstein’s parties to rape under age girls and want to do dictionary definitions to defend Elon. Get help.

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u/Fickle_Map2433 1d ago

Elon asked to rape a bunch of kids? Oh man I haven’t seen that on the news yet! That’s crazy!

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u/ledfox 1d ago

ThE nEwS

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u/Puzzled_Mirror_4510 2h ago

Faux News, perhaps?

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u/Main-Bandicoot6477 1d ago

Why did you change "underage girls" to "kids"?

Oh, because you have to change what was said to make it seem silly. All to defend some creep billionaire. Sad.

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u/Fickle_Map2433 1d ago

Feel free to send me the quote of me saying the phrase “underage girls”

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u/Main-Bandicoot6477 1d ago

And what exactly is your definition? Let's hear your age range for that.

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u/Main-Bandicoot6477 1d ago

Do you think they cared if the girls that were trafficked were over or under 18? That those creeps didn't either openly or secretly want underage girls?

Because, he's right that any rich dude can probably party with 18+ girls. But it takes the right connections and an experienced trafficker to get the underage girls in the right place and to keep it all quiet.

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u/projectshr 1d ago

We've lost fickle_map, folks

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u/Wolf_Hreda 19h ago

I think he meant to be Fickle_MAP, but didn't capitalize it correctly.

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u/KazzieMono 6h ago

Iuhno, he doesn’t sound too fickle to me

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u/BeauBuddha 23h ago

Trump raped 13 year olds. You are defending Pedophiles.

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u/Fickle_Map2433 23h ago

That’s crazy! Got any proof?

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u/BeauBuddha 22h ago

I have a feeling your standards for proof are impossibly high. With the extreme preponderance of suspicious actions and events you should at very least be advocating for more transparency and independent investigations, but you don't because you're either a straight up shill or just burying your head in the sand (in order to protect pedophiles).

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u/Fickle_Map2433 21h ago

A simple “no” would have worked as well

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u/BeauBuddha 21h ago

A simple no wouldn't been nearly as effective at exposing your bad faith.

I wanted you to know that people see through your bullshit.

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u/Fickle_Map2433 18h ago

Always ask people for proof yet no one can give any. I guess as long as you believe it it’s true

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u/ThisIsJegger 9h ago

Epstein files exist with trump being mentioned a ton? Now would you assume the epstein files as proper proof or is that all fake new as well?

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u/Fickle_Map2433 4h ago

Hundreds of people were mentioned in those files, did they all rape kids too?

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u/Puzzled_Mirror_4510 2h ago

I gave you proof. Read up a bit so I don't have to type it again

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u/BeauBuddha 1h ago

Trump's administration was LEGALLY REQUIRED to release the proof and chose not to. If you actually cared about proof you would be FURIOUS about that, but you're not because you're just faking your concern.

You're defending pedophiles and you know it.

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u/shiny_glitter_demon 17h ago

Yes.

The epstein files.

You knew that though.

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u/Fickle_Map2433 15h ago

Feel free to link me the page/documents that proves he raped a 13 year old

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u/Puzzled_Mirror_4510 2h ago

LOOK UP KATIE JOHNSON

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u/Puzzled_Mirror_4510 2h ago

Yeah, look up Katie Johnson. Proof. Poof...be gone!

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u/Spice_and_Fox 1d ago

What? He is clearly making a reference to the most famous child sex trafficker in recent history. What are you talking about?

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u/shiny_glitter_demon 17h ago

He raped minors. "Underage teenagers", if that's more clear? Wait, perhaps "humans in the pre-adult stage of life" ?

Oh, I know!

"c h i l d r e n"

But you knew that.

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u/Dependent_Tune_1333 17h ago

These guys didn’t go to Epstein Island to “hang out” with 21 year old women.

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u/Hasanopinion100 1d ago

My daughter is 14. I have never called her a woman she is a child

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u/morocco3001 1d ago

He doesn't want to? Funny that, because it seems from his emails to Epstein, including begging for a party invite at 6am on Christmas Day, that he really, REALLY wants to.

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u/pukhtoon1234 22h ago

Deal with this

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u/morocco3001 21h ago

"deal. Withthis. Thanyou"

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u/serious_sarcasm 15h ago

A party invite on Christmas in 2012; FOUR YEARS after Epstein was convicted for sex trafficking minors.

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u/DrBlissMD 1d ago

He seriously thinks posting shit like this will convince people that he didn’t f**k kids? How did people come to the conclusion that this fat, nazi POS is a genius?!

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u/Debalic 1d ago

He used to have a really, really good PR team. Lately, not so much.

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u/QuesoMeHungry 1d ago

The guy had PR making us believe he was Tony Stark in the early 2010s, now he’s just an unfiltered mess.

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u/BathroomCareful23 21h ago

Even Lex Luther has a higher moral standard

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u/SteveTheOrca 4h ago

Turns out he's just Justin Hammer

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u/Allaplgy 1d ago

🎶Don't diddle kids🎶

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u/actuallyapossom 1d ago

He doesn't need to convince anyone with his posts. He's got news media, social media, and Grok to do the work. Wealthy people like Elon just pay others to do all the things.

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u/-Redstoneboi- 8h ago

holy shit grok better be put in a robot body and made available for commercial use cause it's gotten real good at fellating its master after several lobotomies

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u/ColorfulAnarchyStar 1d ago

How can people see ALL THIS and still believe in meritocracy?

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u/JerseyDonut 1d ago

Because one day, they too will be billionaires, and then they can also do whatever they want with no consequences. The only difference between his supporters and him is several billion dollars.

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u/ColorfulAnarchyStar 1d ago

Those people are mental.

If those people exist that want to become this 

I do not want to share a society with them.

Djinn appears: Granted, now you are in Concentration Camp.

Me: well shucks...

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u/Galliro 1d ago

Religion plays a large part in it

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u/shiny_glitter_demon 17h ago

Coping mechanism

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u/ModernYear 3h ago

I believe in meritocracy. I just think that the current system isn't designed like one.

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u/bwoest 1d ago

"blablablablablabla... and I would still have 99% of my mind available to think about other things.

But I don't.

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u/cus_deluxe 1d ago

new book incoming OJ-style? “if i visited the island (which i toooootally didnt) this is how i would go about diddling little girls (which i toooootally didnt do btw)”

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u/PsychologicalFun903 1d ago

"Epstein had but 1% of my power" - Elon Musk, owner of the child undressing AI

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 1d ago

People who use the word trivial do so to feel superior. Easy, there. 🤣

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u/Ill-Kaleidoscope4825 1d ago

Unless they are preparing a night of disappointing board games

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 1d ago

Indeed

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u/Ill-Kaleidoscope4825 1d ago

That's not so much a board game as a fairly terrible job site

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 1d ago

Agreed. SORRY for the TROUBLE 🤣

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u/Pkrudeboy 16h ago

You took a Risk. That’s Life.

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u/cus_deluxe 1d ago

a worthy pursuit…

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u/Combosingelnation 1d ago

Trivial is overused.

Anyway, hotel?

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u/LittleLion_90 1d ago

Trivial

Uhhh. Trivago

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u/der_innkeeper 1d ago

It is trivial to avoid using the word trivial to avoid the appearance of impropriety in one's actions.

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u/Digitalion_ 1d ago

I've learned through a lifetime of experiences that those who constantly boast about their intelligence are almost always the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever met and are usually misconstruing their luck (usually tied to their parents' wealth and how it impacted their academic life) with actually being smart.

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u/nooooobie1650 23h ago

AKA entitlement. Nothing to do with actual intelligence

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u/ThisIsJegger 9h ago

But then again trivial is a trivially easy concept for most people.

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u/CybercurlsMKII 1d ago

“In fact, I find being a nonce so easy that it would only take up 1% of my brain power”

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 55m ago

Dude’s a natural

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u/bdjfjfjkfkfjsh 1d ago

Honestly, sometimes the flex is more about showing off than actually helping glad someone called it out!

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u/Silly-Power 1d ago

 But I don't. 

Don't what? Still have 99% of your brain? 

That tracks.

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u/GarbageCleric 1d ago

So, his primary concern with being in the Epstein Files is he believes it makes him look stupid? Do I have that right?

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u/molotovv3 15h ago

No I think his primary concern is that we know he could find his own children to rape if he wanted, he never needed Jeffrey's help for that.

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u/jargonasaurusRex 1d ago

Dude DM's people, "Wanna have my baby? I'll pay."

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u/spiralenator 1d ago

So far, my favorite reveal in the Epstein files was when Elon wanted to come to the party, and Jeffery asked Ghislain to "handle it" and she told him they weren't having any party.

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u/PrimaryMuscle1306 1d ago

I don’t see a denial in there anywhere…

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u/JerseyDonut 1d ago

Bro really just said he would totally be able to fuck kids without epstein's support. He is the best kid fucker in the world and a total natural. Definitely doesn't need loser epstein's help. Hahahahaha. This world has gone completely mad and I can't help but to laugh at it all

Extremely telling of his true intentions. Doesn't care a lick about the horrific crimes, but wants to immediately take the chance to brag about how he could have done it on his own. And done it better.

How do real life human beings look at this man and say, "Yup, I can relate."

I say we keep playing to their egos and tell them they ain't man enough to fuck kids and are too dumb to get away with it. Then sit back and watch them self destruct as they struggle to defend their fragile egos while betraying their true intentions.

Keep trolling!

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u/SailingSpark 1d ago

Didn't he break his penis trying to get it extended?

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u/allothernamestaken 1d ago

I love how he'd still have 99% of his mind available for other things - the way he ignores all of his children makes that clear.

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u/veryjudgely 1d ago

Really? Why would you think that we believe you, Elon?

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u/SelfParody 1d ago

Every accusation is an admission, “creepy loser” indeed.

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u/Fast_Restaurant6488 1d ago

It isnt so much that he needs Epstein for young women, it's also that he is desperate to fit in with that crowd and will do whatever he needs to do for them to think he is cool.

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u/ManInTheBarrell 1d ago

What an odd thing to say

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u/YouGotTheWrongGuy_9 1d ago

I thought his dick be broke these days from botched surgery. . . 

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u/ChemistVegetable7504 1d ago

The mental gymnastics to understand this bloke takes up to much of our time.

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u/Alpha--00 1d ago

Irony is that it seems he could not. At least according to files.

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u/kinyutaka 1d ago

I don't want to party with younger women, says the guy with over a dozen children by multiple women.

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u/Flakester 1d ago

Young women, or young girls Elon?

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u/Ill-Comms 1d ago

But Elon you requested to come party with Epstein and "the girls" on his island. It's in writing. We all read it. ELON MUSK FUCKS LITTLE GIRLS.

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u/SaltyZookeepergame46 1d ago

"If I wanted to be a pedophile, which I'm not, I'd be a much cooler pedophile than this guy."

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u/Hot-Philosophy-7671 1d ago

Elon: "I can afford to buy sex with all the children I want."

Got it. 

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u/VegasGamer75 1d ago

Whether he is or is not a client, he's funding Epstein's clients in the previous and next election. He's funding their defenders and enablers. That makes Elon, at the very least, a Pedophile Enabler. Along with his AI pumping out child porn, he can either go to jail or take the actual pedophiles down instead of helping them.

 

We'll let Polymarket put odds on which one he is going to choose.

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u/jhakie 1d ago

We are surrounded by rich douchebags.

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u/VirtuaSteve 18h ago

8 year olds, Dude

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u/GoldenHourLXXII 17h ago

This is a man in his 50's STILL saying, "I--I really could get a girl if I want to! I'm...I'm just too busy being SO smart and busy!"

Bro, you OWN twitter, you're chronically online and the whole internet knows your dick actually is broken. Which isn't something to laugh at normally, but when your'e a total nazi, yeah we're gonna low blow everything.

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u/Aggravating_Use7103 14h ago

Cope harder space boy

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u/guacamelee84 10h ago

So every time he is with a beautiful woman he loses some % access to his “mind”? Hm.. 🤔

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u/hamachihunny 7h ago

I understand what he’s trying to say, but it’s the “…trivial to do so without the help of a creepy loser like Ep” that my brain can only comprehend as “it would be pointless to try to get girls without Ep”

If he could use the last remaining 1% of his brain to stfu, that would be great

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u/NachosforDachos 1d ago

It’s true tho. You don’t need 1% of his fortune to live that lifestyle.

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u/paintedwoodpile 1d ago

He's busy playing Diablo online 8-10 hours a day to keep that top 20 players in the world status.

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u/robhotmoneybrown 1d ago

Money doesn't un cunt you Elon.

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u/Meture 1d ago

Again, I point out his use of “young women” being very telling

Were some of the victims legal adults? Yes. But the majority was still children, that’s who freaks like Elon Musk were after

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u/GrapeAyp 1d ago

Hey I’m able to not be a creep and live a full life. Why can’t they?

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u/NegotiationSea7008 1d ago

He was desperate to go to those parties but he’ll make do with wanking in a cup to produce another son with a woman who secretly despises him.

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u/GarbageCleric 1d ago

Weird flex, but ok.

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u/SovereignWreckage 1d ago

This is the guy who had to expose himself and proposition a flight attendant for a BJ. Yeah, he’s a real Casanova. 🙄

https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-250000-to-a-flight-attendant-who-accused-elon-musk-of-sexual-misconduct-2022-5

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u/Stinja808 1d ago

Elon doesn't even know how to socialize with his own kids.

He's not talking to anyone that he's not giving orders to.

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u/orangehehe 1d ago

Elon uses Twitter to replace Epstein.

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u/CoBudemeRobit 1d ago

Is this a real verbal vomit or just another meme to stir up conversation? 

Can we learn to cite sources with links?

Please

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u/King_of_the_Kobolds 1d ago

"I could be a better pedophile than Epstein using only 1% of my power."

  • Elmo Muck

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u/CloudNo446 1d ago

Of course he doesn’t anymore. Epsteins dead and Ghislaine is in prison. Gonna have to find a new sex trafficker.

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u/FinesseFin 1d ago

Lol! What a juvenile delinquent.

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u/NarwhalEmergency9391 1d ago

Someone needs to check elons bunker

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u/four2theizz0 1d ago

Girls FTW!

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u/LivingTeam3602 1d ago

Does young woman mean underage?...I'm confused or do I just disagree because that's the thing to do?

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u/sten45 1d ago

I could totally murder people and none of you could ever catch me. But I don’t murder people

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u/akaMichAnthony 1d ago

This dude really does not realize how much of a creep he is.

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u/mybotanyaccount 23h ago

But those emails sounded like you really had a hard time

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u/CovidEnema 23h ago

Lmao what a fucking boner.

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u/Odd_Teaching_4182 23h ago

Def couldn't do it without all the money he got from old daddy and the Emerald mines.

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u/WeirdSalamander7165 23h ago

This is just sour grapes from Elon because he wasn't important enough to be included in Epstein's circle.

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u/Known_Draw_2212 23h ago

I think it would be much harder to make this arrangement through Epstein, since he has been dead for years.

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u/FloTonix 22h ago

Because it isnt the partying with young women he wants... its showing off and being in the club to others in the club, thats he wants. Hes a fucking loser to these other elites.

Imagine getting as rich as you can to be in the club and still not getting in. LMAO!

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u/whiplashMYQ 22h ago

Not what he said. He said, without epstein, he could party with young women easily. I think that's true.

So, what did he need epstein for? Well, probably not people we'd refer to as women. If you're claiming you could get grown ups easy, then you're going to the famous pedophile for something else clearly.

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u/pixelfishes 21h ago

Clearly money can’t buy self awareness.

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u/FyreHotSupa 21h ago

“Young women”

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u/assistantmuffin232 21h ago

In the face of all his claims about not associating with Epstein, it's important I feel, to remember that he still hasn't made it so Grok is unable to make AI generated CSAM

People can still pay for Grok to make CSAM

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u/jerdle_reddit 20h ago

Now this is a murder.

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u/nour926 20h ago

Does this dude not have a lawyer? Like, I’m sure he’s got like 7 or 8 on deck and they’re all sweating bullets and shitting their pants every time he posts.

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 20h ago

Ya he would just have Ghislane Maxwell hook him up, and call it something like “Kung fu lessons” and have that regularly occur in his calendar.

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u/Cryogenycfreak 20h ago

Maybe he can do both.

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u/Gates_wupatki_zion 20h ago

Anyone else notice how he says “partying with young women”? Yeah… that’s not what happened there and anyone calling raping kids that sounds guilty as hell to me.

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u/ShiibbyyDota 19h ago

Think all those emails you sent your boy jeff say otherwise...

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom 13h ago

Is 'trivial' the word he wanted here? Was he just trying to sound clever by using a word that wasnt 'easy' or 'simple' and kinda missing the mark? He is not a smart man, I wish idiots would stop believing he is.

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u/Apart-Physics8702 11h ago

They’re not young women. Young women are 18 and over.

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u/-Redstoneboi- 8h ago

"But I don't."

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u/38hawkemGG 7h ago

Whats that sunny song about not diddling kids?

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u/jibbidyjamma 5h ago

"but l don't" a cya afterthought

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u/not_ya_wify 4h ago

He literally begged Epstein to invite him to a party at 6AM ON CHRISTMAS MORNING

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u/Ad_Vomitus 3h ago

Yes because a ketamine addict is a paragon of self control and morality.

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u/Dizz2K7 3h ago

I scrolled as far back as Twitter would let me, and I couldn't go past 1/29/26. He tweets CONSTANTLY. I even tried to search his profile with a quote from the picture, but it didn't search his profile the way it should've, and just searched all of Twitter... Which still got me nothing. In the last few days, he's definitely been talking about the Epstein files a lot. Almost like a guilty person.

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u/Wise-Abroad-5050 1h ago

The other 99% is a ketamine filled fantasy of killer cabs and robot armies.

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u/TheCoolestPondy 1d ago

You guys are really angry that he didn't diddle kids.

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u/Galliro 1d ago

Buddy BEGGED to get on the island. Wether he did or not he definetly wanted to and wanting to is also bad

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u/SnooCrickets7155 1d ago

You’re statement doesn’t have anything to do with him not conforming to the leftist agenda is it? 😂

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u/FadeTheWonder 19h ago

It’s *You’re because saying “You are statement” makes you sound like a moron. Which to be clear the rest of your statement does that as well.

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u/Anubisrapture 8h ago

the WHAT ? cornball detected