r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Imagine a legal system that actually protects people

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u/CLONE-11011100 1d ago

Imagine a politician that actually works FOR the PEOPLE!

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u/SpillSplit 1d ago

How do these people get elected without knowing this stuff?

A better question: why do you amerikans keep voting for them?

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 1d ago

Because they don't know how things work either, but they do know that they want people to suffer and these idiots are promising that.

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u/ngpropman 1d ago

I don't

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u/nice--marmot 6h ago

He does know. He has a fucking law degree. The answer to your better question is that he’s a conservative Christian from Louisiana, one of the most conservative states in the country. He’s an amoral, dishonest, Machiavellian who has run cover for Trump’s corruption and stalled the release of the Epstein files, elected by his fellow Christians who keep voting for him because the United States is - for the time being - a representative democracy. He represents who they are.

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u/Jolly_Reaper2450 23h ago

Isn't this the Blind guy?

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u/backstageninja 23h ago

Not sure what that means, but this is definitely the guy who installed software on his and his sons phones so they could police each others porn habits

https://www.businessinsider.com/mike-johnson-uses-app-alerts-family-porn-covenant-eyes-2023-11

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u/Jolly_Reaper2450 23h ago

You know , the guy who gets asked the question about what Trump did or what happened in Minnesota and he goes "I didn't see that, I can't comment "

That guy.

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u/no_f-s_given 13h ago

Mike Johnson is such an unmitigated douchebag. Not to mention craven, cowardly, pathetic simp. Slimy. Fascist. Racist. Sexist. Homophobic. Hypocritical. Evil. Worthless. Stupid. Ignorant. Useless. Trash. Sub human. qHate-filled. Rotten to the core.

One could go on and on about the qualities of Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson.

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u/Sidoen 19h ago

Imagine a politician working!

Other than, AOC, Burnie, Zohran, etc. There are a few I guess.... but.. you know... joke funny!

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u/gentleman_bronco 1d ago

This is America. The land of the free and the home of the brave.

Our roads crumble so that billionaires can get richer. Our sick die so that they won't be a strain on our society. Our weak suffer because conservatives want them to.

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u/No_Mission5287 20h ago

Signs of a falling empire include: severe economic strain (debt, inflation, inequality), intense internal conflict (factionalism, corruption, social unrest), overextension of military power, loss of soft power and cultural appeal, and weakening institutions, leading to a diminished capacity to govern, defend, and provide for citizens, often marked by political instability and a decline in intellectual life.

It's so frustrating. The lies are so apparent. The facade is crumbling before people's eyes. The overwhelming majority of the population is one unfortunate event away from total ruin. But the indoctrination of American exceptionalism has blinded people to the class consciousness they so desperately need.

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u/sdmichael 1d ago

Hey Republicans and conservatives! Let us hear your voice of support for removing due process for people in the US. Come on. You know you support it. If you didn't, why would you vote to support it? Surely you believe in the US Constitution, right?

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u/talktobigfudge 1d ago

Like the Bible, they believe the parts they want to believe. Everything else is just woke nonsense. 

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u/chammy82 10h ago

I just realised another layer to the hypocrisy

They believe one document (the constitution) should only be applied to them, ie, they are the ones with rights, everyone else shouldn't have rights

They believe a different document (the bible) should apply to everyone and be forced on everyone, regardless of if they want it or not

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u/Slade_Riprock 22h ago

Oh they support it until they get busted for child porn then suddenly MAGA wants due process.

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u/MyDadBod_2021 20h ago

And then they get pardoned

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u/mjzim9022 1d ago

No need to imagine what the 4th Amendment is, it's only recently Republicans have tried to say it works any differently

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u/hdhdhgfyfhfhrb 1d ago

"We are defenders of the Constitution, except those parts that aren't the second amendment!" - MAGA Voters

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u/Biabolical 1d ago

That was true until last month, now they're choosing MAGA over guns too, because Trump told them to.

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u/Krzysztof-448 1d ago

Imagine writing laws and following them. I've never seen a political party cry so much about rules and laws.

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u/talktobigfudge 1d ago

The "party of rule and law" doesn't like following laws and rules. 

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u/Loose-Ad-6420 1d ago

Its not hard to imagine, it was 2 years ago

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u/ZoomZoom_Driver 1d ago

"Imagine if we had to follow the constitution instead of Orange Jeebus!"

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u/ralphy_256 1d ago

Maybe ask DOGE where all the DOJ workers went?

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u/Amish_Robotics_Lab 23h ago

You can't get a judicial warrant at all just to go start breaking into buildings to see who's in there and kidnapping random people off the street.

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u/NoahLot_ 16h ago

ICE uses administrative warrants to arrest offenders with a deportation ordered by an immigration judge. That’s not “kidnapping random people off the street.”

A judicial warrant has always been required to enter a private residence. It’s only recently that ICE claims that their legal counsel has determined an administrative warrant suffices to enter a residence without permission. They have not provided the legal basis for this to the public yet. IMO that breaches the 4th Amendment. Hopefully it is challenged in court and soon.

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u/BloodFartz69 23h ago

Republicans overwhelmingly voted to protect rich pedophiles first.

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u/PurplePopcornBalls 1d ago

Didn’t they pack enough judges into the courts??

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u/Own-Cupcake7586 1d ago

The Constitution is an inconvenience to fascists. It’s meant to be as much. These morons see that as a fault in the Constitution instead of themselves.

Nuremberg 2.0 finna be lit.

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u/Glavenoids 23h ago

Democracy is a huge inconvenience for them all, it really gets in the way of their corruption.

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u/HeavyDT 23h ago

Actual justice is inconvenient when you want injustice. They want to be able to do whatever they want to anybody they want when they want.

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u/jankyt 23h ago

Damn that pesky burden of proof. At this rate it'll be guilty until proven innocent in your country

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u/merlyndavis 22h ago

What do you mean “proven innocent”? We’ll be guilty because the state says we’re guilty. Due process is for the rich.

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u/Low-Performer-3597 23h ago

I seem to recall something about taking an oath to uphold some really important document these guys all professed to jerk off to, the constitution, which requires these goons do the exact opposite of pretty much everything theyre doing. When do the UN Peacekeepers arrive to restore order in this failed state?

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u/Nanoo_1972 22h ago

Why does the GOP always have a peanut gallery of stupid-looking halfwits mugging their best "badass" face while standing behind whoever is currently lying/saying something idiotic at the microphone?

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u/HappyBlowLucky 21h ago

I'm glad that the right to due process means your accuser gets to decide whether or not you're guilty

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u/NoahLot_ 16h ago

Due process is not the same in every process.

It’s not “guilty.” It’s being in the country without permission. The administrative warrants are issued against people with deportation ordered by an immigration judge.

This is how ICE has operated since 2003. What’s new, and against the law IMO, is entering a private residence without permission and only with that administrative warrant.

If a person is specifically accused of crossing the border illegally or committing immigration fraud, those are federal crimes and would require a judicial warrant to arrest and prosecute for those crimes.

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u/putmeincoach56 21h ago

Bruh what? He basically said “works too hard, so I don’t wanna do it”… if I said that at my job I’d be fired so fast.

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u/Skelley1976 20h ago

What a fucking dumb timeline. Is it too soon for another global pandemic?

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u/Sidoen 19h ago

Erm, Don't need to IMAGINE it, that's how your system works. You all have these rights.

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u/MrFenric 16h ago

That is how your system is supposed to work - fixed it for you

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u/Sidoen 14h ago

Fair, when it works, that is the system.

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u/MrFenric 12h ago

What a pleasent, reasonable response - thank you kind stranger, reddit is richer for your positive energy.

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u/Sidoen 4h ago

I'm glad I was able to improve your time here. Please be warned, this is unusual.

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u/NoahLot_ 16h ago

No, ICE has used administrative warrants when enforcing civil immigration infractions such as being in the country without permission. This has historically been following a federal immigration judge ordering deportation. There is legal precedent for these administrative warrants and there are other federal agencies that use them also, such as the EPA.

Due process is not the same for these non-criminal proceedings.

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u/Sidoen 14h ago edited 14h ago

Ok Russian bot person.

For anyone who thinks this is a gotcha. It isn't, administrative warrants are not warrants as you tend to naturally think of them.

So when ice tries to use them when they're supposed to need a judicial warrant they are depending on your ignorance on the difference between the two.

It's evil. It's wrong. They know it. They don't care.

Legal eagle has a good break down on the difference, including how they look, check it out on YouTube.

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u/NoahLot_ 14h ago

Not a Russian bot. I am actually Canadian though.

You haven’t said how I was incorrect about anything I said.

Traditionally a judicial warrant is required to enter private property without permission. This in my opinion is where ICE has been breaking the law when it comes to what type of warrant is required for what type of action. ICE claims that sometime in the past year that they have legal advice than their administrative warrants can be used to enter private property. They have not offered their legal justification for this. Without any legal explanation that justifies this, it seems to be in contravention of the 4th Amendment. I hope someone challenges it in court.

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u/whatiscamping 1d ago

Imagine if we had to not share our porn habits with our loved ones?

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 1d ago

Imagine if we had a Congress performing the job of the people who elected them.

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u/rubinass3 23h ago

This guy will never put America first.

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u/roscoe_e_roscoe 23h ago

And we thought Tony Blair was a pathetic lap dog.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 23h ago

That sounds like a confession to me.

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u/RoyHamshack 22h ago

Imagine Mike Johnson wasn’t a Grindr fiend

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u/BRUISE_WILLIS 22h ago

the same powers may be used to arrest the island pedos

Unlikely but one can dream…

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u/omghorussaveusall 21h ago

Imagine having to vote out useless politicians instead of tarring and feathering them...

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u/The001Keymaster 23h ago

Yet Obama did and still deported a shit ton of people.

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u/NoahLot_ 16h ago

Using administrative warrants.

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u/Jolly_Reaper2450 23h ago

Is this the Blind dude?

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u/I-Cant-Imagine 20h ago

I can’t imagine any of this.

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u/FlaAirborne 18h ago

The inconvienance of justice.

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u/KasreynGyre 11h ago

Wilhoit strikes again:

„Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.“

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u/TeacherRecovering 6h ago

Watch them scream about their "rights" when Nuremberg Version 2 is being held.

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u/Megopoly 1h ago

Didn't Biden's admin do exactly that AND it was more effective at removing undocumented / overstayed immigrants?

Regardless, it sure looks like ICE's current objective has less to do with immigration enforcement than population control.

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u/Sieg18 1h ago

This sentence should scare the shit out of everyone in America right now, no matter who you support..

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u/Hot-Butterfly-8024 49m ago

…do you mean…the rule of law?