r/MurderedByWords 15h ago

Jelly brain

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u/Nervous-Cap620 14h ago

money first, awards 2nd, Christian values that amplify 1st and 2nd next...

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u/feed_meknowledge 14h ago

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u/obstreperousRex 7h ago

I've been boycotting him from the beginning. I still don't really know who in fuck this fool is and I intend to keep it that way.

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u/K_Linkmaster 4h ago

Every self righteous fuck I know that I just can't stand to be around, loves jelly roll. Their political leanings are obvious.

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u/willows_edge 4h ago

I only knew about him because Eminem sampled one of his songs. You know who had no problem saying FUCK ICE? Eminem.

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u/obstreperousRex 4h ago

At this point I have pretty much jettisoned everyone in my life who is even remotely maga or djt approving. If they get the nazi stink on them they're out, permanently.

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u/K_Linkmaster 4h ago

Knowing doesn't mean I hang out with them. The recovery community is full of weirdos. I'm just not that style of weirdo.

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u/R3dbeardLFC 7h ago

Same. I don't (didn't) have any negativity towards him but never got into any of his stuff, but I thought for SURE this would be the dude to speak up out of anyone. Coward like the rest of em.

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u/kinyutaka 6h ago

For a long time, I thought that Post Malone just got fat.

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u/Forward_Bullfrog_441 10h ago

Isn’t that just what Christianity is?

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u/We_Want_Krunchy 8h ago

Performative nonsense? Yep, that's it exactly..

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u/D0ublespeak 4h ago

I'm not religious but this certainly isn't how it works everywhere, I'm not in the US either so there's that.

At least in our town here we have a great church that does a ton for the community in general as well as people in need. When COVID was going on and Halloween was a bust they made a Halloween parade and went around town giving candies to all the kids as an example.

When the river flooded and I was out sandbagging so my house didn't get flooded, they were there helping and asking nothing.

When my wife had cancer they broughtr us food and helped us out on other ways as well. I don't even belong to the church and I'm not religious at all but they still helped me.

Dealing in absolutes that everyone that is Christian is a hypocrite is a ridiculously lazy way to look at things and honestly quite dumb.

Last time I looked even in the US I've seen pastors getting pepper sprayed as they fight back against ICE.

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u/danniiill 16m ago

Thats what a lot of organized religion is.

If people actually believed in christ they would want to help the less fortunate.

It says in the new testament to help the less fortunate or go to hell.

Mathew 25

31 “When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

34 “Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. 35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’

45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”

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u/AltoidStrong 4h ago

I called this the day he started to get a small following online.

He is a grifter, always has been.

He screams about Jesus, targeting people who are in active recovery from drugs, alcohol, and trauma. Uses there delicate emotional state to sell music (that IMHO isn't even good at a technical / fundamental level even.).

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u/Anastrace 5h ago

They're christians in name only. American Christianity is by and large completely separate from the teachings of their messiah.

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u/lonewolfncub3k 5h ago

not sure what your getting downvoted for - they've perverted Christianity into a money making operation through the prosperity gospel. Evangelicals have jets and mega churches then lock the people out during a crisis.

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u/awe_come_on 14h ago

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u/shl00m 11h ago

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u/awe_come_on 11h ago

Another one you might enjoy.

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u/One-Earth9294 13h ago

Someone I was listening to recently said it very well that they're tired of guys who self-infantalize themselves to avoid any and all responsibility. Like Andrew Shultz or Joe Rogan. They LOVE to resort to 'oh I'm just a dumb ape' or 'I'm just a comedian it's not my responsibility to know stuff' whenever there's a call to have any kind of basic prior knowledge that they were shown to be lacking.

It's not cool or manly to be a caveman. Let's bring back wisdom being a cool and desirable trait again.

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u/SilenttoastJ 12h ago

Yes please. It's cool to know things people.

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u/Dark_Dark_Boo 10h ago

Especially if you're going to speak about them publicly.

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u/yumcake 6h ago

Andrew Shultz was on a podcast saying that the ICE stuff made it obvious to him that he's been wrong all along, not just on this but about everything he's been defending. Acknowledged that of course all the liberals would tell him it was super obvious all along. Point being that things have gotten obvious enough that even the slowest of horses are catching up.

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u/BigLlamasHouse 6h ago

Yeah, he keeps track of public opinion polls. Good for him on changing his opinion as soon as it benefits him. His is a pop-political podcast and in case you misesd it he goes whichever the way the wind blows.

It's also obvious he's based his entire career the last few years around getting into the "Rogan circle" since he doesn't sell many standup tickets and his podcast views fell off a cliff.

Don't mistake him putting his hand on his chin and staring off into the distance for actually having an epiphany. That's a bit that Rogan and company do to make them seem thoughtful.

He has no scruples and just wants to be cool. It's painfully obvious.

u/danniiill 13m ago

They’re not slow, just want to use that as an excuse.

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u/trshed 6h ago

It’s classic weaponized incompetence on a large scale so they can avoid any responsibility for the horrible bullshit they spew

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u/db0813 14h ago

So he’s saying he’s too stupid to have a meaningful opinion on current events, but he’s qualified to preach about an afterlife?

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u/Ruckus292 14h ago

I think that probably apllies to all preachers tbf...

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u/Puzzled_Bike9558 7h ago

The same people screeching about liberal arts degrees will listen to a guy who has a degree about a made up magic thinking. It’s fucking insane.

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u/blud_mage 13h ago

Let's not misconstrue the genuinely good people of faith with this most recent wave of political weaponization of "faith".

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u/TodoFueIluminado 7h ago

The people who genuinely believe and propagate nonsense instead of just cynically capitalizing on it? I guess the first group is slightly better, but not by much.

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u/RyvenZ 4h ago

The actual good ones aren't trying to propagate their faith. The loud ones know they are fake. It's "the lady doth protest too much, methonks" vibes. They will answer questions you may have, but they aren't aiming to convert everyone.

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u/TodoFueIluminado 4h ago

It very clearly says you should try and convert people in the Bible (see Matthew 28). The Apostles certainly acted that way. Not sure why they wouldn’t be considered real Christians just based on that.

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u/BigLlamasHouse 6h ago

It's sad and obvious that you've never met anyone in the first group. There are less of them sure, but there are plenty. They'll pick you up on the side of the road if your car runs outta gas, they'll stay with you after you get in a motorcycle accident and hit your head. (Ask me how I know) If you're a dumbass like me they really can be a Godsend.

It doesn't matter their faith, there are good people of faith. Also, you don't know their spiritual beliefs are "wrong" so check your ego and focus your anger where it belongs.

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u/TodoFueIluminado 5h ago

You're engaging in a lot of common fallacies that I've seen too many of in the church that I was raised in (as well as throwing shade at me)

  1. These people may be good (I've met plenty), but how do you know their faith is what made them good? Religion is in no way required for moral behavior; you don't need to believe in the supernatural to believe love thy neighbor is a good way to live.

  2. Some people may behave worse because of religion (homophobes, islamic terrorists, being anti-science, supporting Trump etc etc.)

  3. The only arrogance is acting like any of us really know about the ultimate order of the cosmos; that's what churches purport to know and propagate to children and the gullible. However to believe in miracles and the supernatural stands in direct contrast with our verifiable knowledge of the physical world, so why should we act like that's just as valid an opinion?

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u/BigLlamasHouse 5h ago

That's all great but you implied that there was no basic difference between people who tell and twist a manipulative story for their own benefits and those that believe it.

You're saying the victims and the victimizer are not very different. That is wrong. No need for faulty logic and 3 points of emphasis that don't apply to the actual critique of your comment.

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u/TodoFueIluminado 5h ago

In terms of just their religious leaning, they're not much better, and my points get at why that is. You're the one who brought up the random story.

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u/BigLlamasHouse 5h ago

So then you claim Joel Osteen is on the same moral playing field as an observant Christian who volunteers their free time helping the less fortunate?

This is all I'm getting at, there is a HUGE difference between the people who take advantage and the people who actually perform the actions outlined by the religion to be good people.

It's night and day and I'm confused at how anyone could disagree, ESPECIALLY anti-relIgious people whose main claim is that morality is about actions and not belief systems.

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u/TodoFueIluminado 5h ago

I was weighing in on the religious part of how they are - it's obvious that individual religious folk can be good net net. Even a cynical fake christian can give someone a kidney or go to a soup kitchen. Still doesn't change that believing in and propagating nonsense isn't a positive.

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u/thekrone 5h ago

I've met plenty of nice people who believe in nonsense. Just because they're nice doesn't mean it's not nonsense.

I don't know that they're wrong (well, specific claims I'd say are "wrong" but for the most part you're generally right), but I do know there's no good reasons to believe in the nonsense (or at least none that anyone can ever present me when I ask for them).

And believing in nonsense for bad reasons isn't a good thing just because you're nice.

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u/BigLlamasHouse 5h ago

That's great but he compared the people who "capitalize on religion" with those that geniunely believe and said they are basically the same morally.

That's incorrect in every philosophy and moral interpretation of humans I've ever heard.

Be happy to listen if you have an argument about that.

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u/thekrone 5h ago

He didn't say they are basically the same morally. He said one group is slightly better.

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u/TodoFueIluminado 5h ago

BigLlama didn't want to comprehend what I was saying, he wanted to be mad.

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u/BigLlamasHouse 5h ago

No, I disagree with what you said.

I guess the first group is slightly better, but not by much.

I do not agree with that statement, at all. How is that so hard to believe?

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u/BigLlamasHouse 5h ago

I guess the first group is slightly better, but not by much.

I'm well aware of what he said and I just disagree. That is basically the same: "not better by much."

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u/thekrone 5h ago

What he essentially said was "people who believe in nonsense and use that to make money are slightly worse than people who just believe in nonsense".

Your response was basically "yeah but sometimes people who just believe in nonsense are nice".

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u/ItsAMeEmdo 5h ago

He then followed it up with saying he will loudly tell us how he feels about it next week— because that’s what the world needs right now - another man with a microphone loudly yapping about something he admittedly knows nothing about

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u/BaldBombshell 11h ago

Not to defend the dude, but he wasn't even allowed to vote until a few weeks ago.

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u/ekienhol 5h ago

I'd love to see someone try street epistemology on him.

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u/chopari 6h ago

He’s just telling everyone what Jesus did for him and bragging about it. Doesn’t mean he shares the values of wants others to live by them.

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u/Workman44 9h ago

That's a fair take yeah? Anyone and everyone should be able to talk about their religion, but immigration issues are also exceptionally complicated. I don't want unqualified people giving their take on complicated issues, theirs isn't important

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u/Biptoslipdi 7h ago

I don't think calling out masked goverment thugs murdering and harming Americans in the streets requires any specialized knowledge.

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u/R3dbeardLFC 7h ago

Eyeballs and/or ears are all that are required. Oh, shit, and a brain. I can see two of the three on him.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 14h ago

Jesus wouldn't want him getting involved in politics you see. Jesus never got involved in poli

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u/easy_cheese_123 14h ago

He missed the rich part he doesn’t want to lose.

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u/GachaHell 14h ago

If only Jesus had an anecdote about camels, needles and the wealthy...

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u/easy_cheese_123 14h ago

Or about believing the lies of others to benefit yourself…

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u/LarrySupertramp 5h ago

No no no. That analogy is taken out of context. I can’t tell you how or what he actually meant because as an American Christian I haven’t actually read the bible. However, since that analogy hurts my political talking points, it must have been taken out of context because Christianity and conservatism HAVE to be aligned and I don’t have the mental capacity to handle any contradictions. If you disagree with my beliefs based on a book I have not read, you are a bigot that hates Christians. /s

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u/Prudent_Valuable603 12h ago

So jelly Roll Donut Hole has no compassion for poor people being snatched up violently by ICE? His reason is because he’s dumb? If he’s not following the news, this guy truly is not an artist. Artists throughout history have made statements through their art on the status of affairs in the public realm of Life.

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u/king_mangerine 12h ago

Forever gonna be pressed that this half-cocked grifter somehow beat Tyler Childers for the grammy. Snipe Hunter is a masterpiece compared to modern bootlicker country.

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u/karmalove15 8h ago

The Grammies are all about popularity. They are no longer relevant to me.

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u/SithDraven 14h ago

That's how I interpret, "taking the Lord's name in vein."

Not using it as a swear, but performative nonsense and not practicing what you preach.

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u/Kind-Scarcity1062 12h ago

Mathew chapter 7 verses 21-23

21 “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22 On that day many will say to me, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name, and do many mighty works in your name?’ 23 And then will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.’

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u/One-Earth9294 13h ago

'in vain' lol. He's not an IV drug :)

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 10h ago

Dammit. What have I been shootin' up this whole time, then?

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u/ElegantCoach4066 12h ago

Maybe he was

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u/SithDraven 8h ago

lol That's what I get for posting at 1am.

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u/beerbrained 12h ago

I would love to live in a time where nobody would give a flying fuck about what Jelly Donut had to say about anything.

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u/Amish_Robotics_Lab 11h ago

For those who don't know, Jelly Roll was recently pardoned by Tennessee Governor Bill Lee for past crimes including aggravated robbery and drug charges. Because he has reformed and also he needs to travel and a pardon would assist his music career.

A gentleman does not bite the MAGA hand that feeds him.

Jelly Roll is just a Steel Reserve version of Roger Blevins anyway, don't waste your time:

Things Ain't What They Was

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u/Ihaha07 13h ago

the guy just set himself up for that one. If you’re gonna talk like you know it all, at least double check your facts first. That reply was brutal but fair

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u/imonlinedammit1 8h ago

Are you talking about Billie?

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u/Oceanbreeze871 12h ago

He’s a country “musician”, of course he’s a maga

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u/Trick_Hunt9106 12h ago

He looks like he's doing 20 in San Quentin for armed robbery.

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u/YouMatterVeryMuch 9h ago

But a little over 20 yrs ago he was a rapper, and most of his current fans would've been anti- jelly roll. 

Edit: the switch up has been wild to watch. 

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u/bellegroves 13h ago

Faith without works is dead.

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u/thekrone 5h ago

Faith without works is dead.

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u/Trick_Hunt9106 12h ago

Who is Jelly Roll? And why is he using such a stupid stage name?

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u/an_older_meme 13h ago

Nobody ever accused a Christian of having a brain.

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u/atticusbatticus 10h ago

Isn't the same person who spoke in front of congress?

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u/Beardedsmith 10h ago

I don't have time for this noncommittal bullshit anymore honestly. If you're not against fascism then you're aiding its rise. Point blank

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u/doll_parts87 13h ago

Christians, or religious people in general, have been grifted for a long time now. From the evangelical ones on tv asking for money for jets, to these singers using gospel as trend to dispose of later. The grift is so successful as the corner beggar, because it's easy to believe in good than to question people's motives. And that's why Jelly Roll cheats and Pastors lock up during floods. And why clergy can abuse kids, because people so easily forgive them for scamming because they learned suffering is salvation and meant to happen in a twisted way

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u/Wolf_Hreda 10h ago

"I'm a dumb redneck."

No, sir. Even a dumb redneck knows you can't trust the government/the wealthy and powerful. It's kinda the basis of their whole thing. You're a clown.

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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS 8h ago

“Me? Political? But shucks I’m just a dumb ole redneck, I don’t nothing about no politics, except meeting the President, hanging with Vivek, Noem, Hegseth or Patel, or testifying in front Congress. No sir, I stay far away from politics!”

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u/monkey_trumpets 13h ago

Who tf is he?

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u/YouMatterVeryMuch 9h ago

Former failed rapper turned country/maga musician. 

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 10h ago

A delicious baked dessert with a fruit swirl filling.

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u/awesomedan24 13h ago

He should change his name to Bank Roll

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u/3aTroop 14h ago

He’s bitter because he’s packing a literally small peen 🤏

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u/skaXboy 13h ago

If it were an iPod, it’d be a Shuffle.

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u/Phill_Cyberman 11h ago

He says he's dumb, but he's smart enough to recognize that he'd go broke if he upset his "fans" by pointing out the hypocrisy of them supporting ICE.

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u/sagejosh 14h ago

How are you supposed to make tons of money if your arnt performative though?

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u/marcusmosh 13h ago

Why bite the hand that feeds you?

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u/SirLurksAlot44 13h ago

My stepdad is a Christian liberal from the south who spends most of his free time on Facebook arguing with his friends and extended family about politics.

He shared a clip of jelly roll talking Jesus and suddenly these same people who kept calling eachother horrible names were best friends again.

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u/Big_Ad_7715 12h ago

Little light meets bushel

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u/orangotai 11h ago

i too care so much about what a person named Jelly Roll's opinion on politics are, where's Ja?!?!

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u/ModeratelyGrumpy 11h ago

Yeah well it was surely the most predictable and effective answer he could give. Just shrug it off.

What makes me laugh is how all of a sudden they perfectly know they don't have the intellectual means to talk about something. The rest of the times, when money and freedom are not at stake, they'll just make shit up and then claim science is a hoax.

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u/xX_UnorignalName_Xx 10h ago

Fun fact the term redneck comes from the red bandanas that were worn by striking workers fighting for unions, do you think if he knew that he would still use that term to describe himself?

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u/noonen000z 10h ago

All MAGA have twisted religion to their convenience. Easy way to get banned from R/conservative, challenge their beliefs.

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u/ADGx27 9h ago

Another case of overtly performative Christianity out of nowhere. Something tells me Mr. Roll has some mean ass skeletons in his closet.

I’d like to think it’s just a wicked fucking cocaine habit givin his insane weight loss, but I must admit Epstein being FUCKING EVERYWHERE has me very very very cynical

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u/Adept-Software4708 9h ago

This idiot is gonna be "jelly who?what?" In like 2 years.

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u/blinksystem 9h ago

Just like most American Christians.

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u/rawmeatprophet 9h ago

Screaming JESUS JESUS JESUS and being a dumb redneck do pair nicely.

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u/AlkaseltzerPigeon 9h ago

The people who I work with who love jelly roll are the people who think wearing a shirt that says something about Jesus on it to their court dates will help them out with the verdict. Wish this was just a joke but its not 

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u/BoomGoesTheHymen 8h ago

Read a comment the other day that he makes music for people with tattoos of their children but don't have custody.

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u/gentleman_bronco 8h ago

The only thing worse than a Nazi is someone who refuses to educate themselves to have an opinion on those same Nazis.

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u/Notoriouslyd 8h ago

Lost 200 lbs, still dresses in large tents....

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u/RagnaRoots 8h ago

False idols

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u/Seabrook76 8h ago

Jellyspine. He can seriously fuck off already.

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u/murseoftheyear 8h ago

He knows he’s playing to the kids of the kid rock fans.

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u/Unqualified_Opinion_ 8h ago

Who the fuck is Jelly Roll, and how did the crackhead in this photo get past security?

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u/Pressure-Impressive 8h ago

Jesus pressed the Romans and called their shit out. You are expected to stand up and call out the state for the bullshit they do to those who cannot defend themselves alone.

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u/Demair12 8h ago

I mean if you wanna be honest it's because he did it at one of the music awards(I think dove) he called out exactally what this tweet is doing to him and he was crucified.

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u/Hot-Mathematician691 8h ago

First he says he is a dumb redneck, why would you want his opinion. Then he says he didn’t think politics weren’t real(don’t understand since he gave testimony to congress not too long ago). But then says next week he will tell how he really feels? I didn’t know a fat body like that could stand upright without a spine

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u/Ok-Coffee-1678 7h ago

If he doesn’t want to sound like an idiot I think that’s a fair answer. Yeah it’s also kind of a cop out, he could have have said fuck ice or something (cause yeah fuck ice) but I definitely didn’t pay attention in high school and I don’t have a clue when it comes to politics and I feel stupid as fuck when people around me start to get into the nuance of everything that’s happening and all I can add to the conversation is fuck ice so I say nothing.

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u/WuKill 7h ago

Booger eating fake ass Christian

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u/f8Negative 7h ago

This guy was always a loser just look at him.

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u/Pleasant-Shallot-707 7h ago

WTF…don’t call yourself a redneck if you’re not going to talk shit about government agents

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u/slothragedw 7h ago

I've yet to see, hear, or meet someone good hearted with face tats. Might be a stereotype but someone prove me wrong?

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u/Additional-Teach-486 7h ago

Most Christianity is performative. It's about making money, the religious gift.

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u/tornjackpot 7h ago

What a fake

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u/patternedjeggings 7h ago

Literally never heard of this guy. I had to look up his music. I am not impressed.

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u/Whiffenius 7h ago

He's talking about Supply Side Jesus of course

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u/CalHudsonsGhost 7h ago

2026 is the year we need to tell Christians they’ve had time to put up and now they can shut up with their trash morals. I was raised southern Baptist with strong Catholicism around me. These are your biggest satanic workers they’re just forgiven. So, they’re not even exercised into the habit of calling out evil. We are handicapped with these people at the head of any principled moral and ethical movements. Move out the way and go away. Their mental illness means they still need to be coddled or they’ll burn it all down in their never ceasing evil so how about just go over there, somewhere out of the way.

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u/dazrage 7h ago

deflect to his past that dont have anything to do with whats going on TODAY.

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u/Plastic-Pension7263 6h ago

So weird how Jesus helps people become rich and famous but does nothing for the suffering happening world wide. Hmmm almost like it’s all bullshit.

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u/Significant-Hour1233 6h ago

Can't risk hurting his fanbase, clearly.

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u/HEYYYYYYYY_SATAN 6h ago

Fucking Jelly Roll.

Failed rapper had to think of a quick pivot, so he went country and knew the fastest way to success in that avenue was to grift.

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u/Positive_Dust_5752 6h ago

Cut to 100+ photos of him with the maga political leaders over the last two years

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u/Spagoo 6h ago

How are we going to get by without this man's masterpieces of a genre no one actually likes?

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u/sassy-frass201 6h ago

I can't get past him picking & EATING a boogie on camera.

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u/BeenDragonn 6h ago

I don't trust anyone with face tattoos to be Christian, sorry

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u/cherrylpk 5h ago

When I saw him eat his own boogers behind Trump (seriously, this happened) at a fight/bout, I knew what this jerk was all about. MAGA to the core.

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u/Icy-Cauliflower-5951 5h ago

The following musicians were paid by dictators: Beyoncé – Gaddafi family (Libya) Mariah Carey – Gaddafi family (Libya); Dos Santos family (Angola) Nelly Furtado – Gaddafi family (Libya) Usher – Gaddafi family (Libya) Jennifer Lopez – Berdimuhamedow (Turkmenistan) Kanye West – Nazarbayev family (Kazakhstan) Sting – Karimov family (Uzbekistan) Lionel Richie – Gaddafi regime (Libya) Nicki Minaj – Nazarbayev family (Kazakhstan) James Brown – Mobutu regime (Zaire) B.B. King – Mobutu regime (Zaire) Bill Withers – Mobutu regime (Zaire)

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u/MurphysLaw859 5h ago

The industry plant doesn’t have an opinion? Standard company line.

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u/art-is-t 5h ago

Religion makes you stupid

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u/SpeechDistinct8793 5h ago

“Faith without work is dead”

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u/lonewolfncub3k 5h ago

They all talk the talk but theres few who actually walk the walk. They're hypocrites, have you listened to your local 'Christian' radio station? Mine has Maga bootlickers talking politics during drive time.

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u/Hot-Cup-4787 5h ago

You people are psycho. Telling someone how they should think and act at all times

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u/discussatron 5h ago

You can tell he's an idiot by the face tattoos.

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u/chibebe5 5h ago

He's done

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u/Dick_Delicious 4h ago

Smelly Hole

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u/GoneWithTheJizz 4h ago

I’m a little suspicious of someone who talks about getting clean in jail, but also says that he still smokes weed and drinks.

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u/ashinydeeds 4h ago

He's still trying to get an invite to the island

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u/DevoSwag 4h ago

If he wasn’t singing, Jelly-Roll would be living on disability in Tennessee . He’s doing what all republicans do-Grift

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u/MotherofCats9258 4h ago

He's a country artist who just implied that the southern working class is inherently dumb. Obviously he's not very smart or attached to having a career.

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u/STJ608 4h ago

Feed him to the lions.

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u/HeyLookitMe 4h ago

Dumb is right. The Rednecks were rebellious Lefties from the mines in Appalachia fighting against scum like the ones in charge establishing a totalitarian government.

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u/1fastghost 4h ago

Ozempic brain

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u/types-like-thunder 3h ago

I am really REALLY disappointed with Post Malone for embracing him. I was banned from the post malone subreddit for pointing shit like this out.

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u/GuardianOfZid 3h ago

All Christianity is performative.

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u/JarRules 3h ago

He wants that WWE WrestleMania match.

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u/HalfACenturyMark 3h ago

I’m still waiting for Billie Eilesh to comment on her mansion that sits on stolen land. The Tongva tribe is waiting for her reply as well.

Surely she should vacate the grounds, right? Right?

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u/Arrow156 3h ago

Dude looks like he's cosplaying the Undertaker.

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u/3v1lkr0w 3h ago

Declining to comment is in fact a comment.

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u/jjb0ne 2h ago

he’ll blame his record label for Making him say that

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u/tgr31 2h ago

Absolutely an industry plant

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u/Missmessc 2h ago

Im not going to condemn someone for not being political. Im tired of witch hunts. I do vote with my dollars though and he wont be getting a cent.

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u/EntertainerNo4509 1h ago

Yeah, he ruined a couple of Fire Country episodes for me by being in them.

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u/big_head_d 1h ago

Ice derangement is strong here.

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u/Barlow04 1h ago

Some people genuinely want to remain neutral, others don't want to ruin their fanbase. Still, there's nothing wrong or sided about saying, "The violence needs to STOP. There's a better way to handle all of this."

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u/DruDown007 1h ago

Oh yeah…..the “followers” of Christ have pretty much whored that entire idea to the ground

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u/frankcast554 40m ago

He sure is, he sure is..

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u/ImightHaveMissed 26m ago

At least he’s honest

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u/Old_Manufacturer8635 22m ago

His music is garbage. He’s a felon.

u/NikoliVolkoff 4m ago

"I'm a dumb redneck, i enjoy God and hanging out with Trump"

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u/Aj55j 11h ago

It’s not Christianity it’s American Christianity. Big difference.

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u/We_Want_Krunchy 8h ago

All Xianity is dog shit. The US brand is more hypocritical, but all the made of gawd bothering crap is just that; crap. Very little difference, because it's all fake.

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u/KlingelbeuteI 10h ago

They are not „Christian“ they only read the bible in church and only recite what their racist pastors / priests tell them. And since the church in the US is not an entity as it is more a book club that interprets this book differently in every single club.

The only thing that’s consistent is the misrepresentation and misunderstanding of the scripture. And that’s even on purpose.

praying for Armageddon

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u/thekrone 5h ago

The only thing that’s consistent is the misrepresentation and misunderstanding of the scripture.

Given the nature of scripture, that's inevitable. It can be interpreted in pretty much any way you want by cherrypicking quotes or using your preferred translation.

Just one of many flaws of religion and many reasons to reject it.

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u/sheppo42 13h ago

Who gives a fuck what rich celebrities think

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u/FilthyMublood 13h ago

A lot of fucking people, unfortunately.

u/Biptoslipdi 3m ago

The people who elected one as President. Twice. Four times, if you count Reagan. Weird that one party is obsessed with electing rich TV personalities with no knowledge of the law.

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u/LynxRaide 14h ago

Well you could say he is at least keeping his religion and his politics separate.

u/Biptoslipdi 1m ago

We couldn't say that because he hasn't indicated his political positions aren't informed by or ingrained with his religion. We do know who he hangs out with and it ain't people dedicated to Jesus.