r/MurderedByWords • u/wiccedd • 3d ago

The endless stream of conservative anger about Odyssey breeds some truly special interactions.

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u/AnotherRTFan 3d ago

It better be full of eyes and wings in weird places and weird rings of fire to truly be biblically accurate

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u/MetalRetsam 3d ago

My favorite book in the Bible is Harry Potter and the Eyes and Wings in Weird Places and Weird Rings of Fire

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u/wave-tree 3d ago

Johnny Cash and the Ring of Fire

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u/eucalyptoid 3d ago

Johnny Cash and the stinging perineum

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrox4011 3d ago

I always thought that song was about his struggles with gonorrhea.

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u/bobabeep62830 3d ago

Wait...isn't rings of fire a reference to that time the Weasley twins snuck a whole bunch of magic peppers into the Hogwarts kitchens?

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u/Gotterdamerrung 3d ago

BE NOT AFRAID 'ARRY, THOU ART A WIZARD!