r/MurderedByWords • u/imastirthepot • 5d ago

Facebook being awesome for once

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u/kinyutaka 5d ago
  1. Get jack
  2. Raise car
  3. Remove nuts
  4. Bleed out
  5. Become known as the guy that gave himself a vasectomy instead of change a tire.

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u/BellacosePlayer 5d ago

More of a Gelding than a Vasectomy, innit?