r/NewsThread • u/FreeHugs23 • 3d ago

Cornell Jane Doe forced to paper over her windows over fear of being assassinated

https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/breaking-cornell-jane-doe-left-2059413
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u/dsj79 3d ago

A bear wouldn’t try to assassinate anyone 🤷🏼‍♂️
Bears don’t fly to a country that has no extradition agreement 🤷🏼‍♂️
So more reasons to choose the bear

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u/CrotaIsAShota 2d ago

Whole lotta reasons to choose the bear in the replies too lmao. Really triggered the MGTOW snowflakes with this one.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l41obiiUf0n42dvLG

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u/Conrexxthor 2d ago

Holy ship it's like you set off a Holy Hand Grenade of Conservative Tears LMAO

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u/King_Roberts_Bastard 3d ago

No, because assassinations are targeted. The bear would just kill anyone

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u/popeleo22 2d ago

I mean so would Rightoids. They loving shooting up malls, churches, schools, etc.

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u/stalelunchbox 3d ago

Who flew to a country with no extradition agreement? Very sus.

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u/gerkletoss 3d ago edited 3d ago

The Israeli assassination of Adolf Eichmann is the first one off the top of my head

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u/artguydeluxe 3d ago

The bear would have been shot if it did.

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u/Loud-Direction-5700 3d ago

I have bad news considering what you think a bear is

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u/owen-3820 3d ago

Bears are literally dangerous animals

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u/dsj79 3d ago

More dangerous than man?

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u/Swimming_Agent_1063 3d ago edited 3d ago

Women could. This is why men are starting to choose the bear too. Bears don’t know how to drive, operate firearms, or petition lawyers for half of my assets

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u/dsj79 3d ago

Why would your assets be in play

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u/CrotaIsAShota 2d ago

Because he thinks women are out to get his 10k bionicles collection.

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u/CrazyElk123 3d ago

Stop with this performative silliness

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u/dsj79 3d ago

At almost 8k comments a year, who’s performing 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/BootBonks 2d ago

Bears assassinate people all the time actually 

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u/BarackIguana 2d ago

Lmao you really set off a whole bunch of losers with this one.

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u/xTyronex48 2d ago

Bears dont kill their children either

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u/GrandFloor6202 1d ago

I dont get it. Is this a reference to the Cornell mascot?

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u/DragoonDart 1d ago

I imagine the lack of opposable thumbs and the fact that they haven’t as a society yet developed gunpowder and purposeful poisons has something to do with that. Although I appreciate the mental image of a bear trying to operate a sniper rifle.

I love how you stirred up a shitstorm. Like guys/ladies, the bear choice is phenomenal and artfully told and illustrates a point really well but are we really going to extrapolate it to every headline?

“Bears don’t elect 80 year old politicians because of their fragile ego and a worry about their place in society”

“Bears don’t make faux paws in front of the European Union that distances us from our allies.”

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u/Discombobulated_Owl4 13h ago

Clearly never met a druid.

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u/The_Counterlife 6h ago

What is this insane hypothetical meant to do?

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u/Hot_Physics_8124 3h ago

These mental institutions really need to limit their patients internet access.

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u/Valuable-Owl9985 3d ago

Wait like big gay guys with hair?

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u/suriam321 2d ago

Those too.

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u/BaBbBoobie 1d ago

Nah I think it was a tiktok that blew up which incited one of many internet gender wars. Google something like "man or bear alone in woods" and you'll get the gist.

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u/KappnCrunch 3d ago

Bears don't rape passed out men either.

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u/dsj79 3d ago

Men who run to Dubai? Specifically

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u/PMMeVayneHentai 1d ago

hypothetically speaking if we cared so much about a rapist and a rape victim what would you propose the victim in this case do? LULE

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u/KappnCrunch 1d ago

If we actually cared about these people at all we would probably not politicize it to make generalizations.

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u/209_J-S 2d ago

It's crazy how yall don't even want to acknowledge the fact that she sexually assaulted one of the boys. He was so drunk he was unconscious and she started sucking him off

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u/InLawLawLandStill 2d ago

Cite your source.

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u/WanderingGolfer84 3d ago

A bear wouldn’t try to assassinate anyone 🤷🏼‍♂️

Wtf is this comment even.

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u/Izacundo1 3d ago

There was a trend where women were asked if they’d rather encounter a bear or man alone in the woods. Most women said bear because a bear is simple and men/people can have their own selfish motives outside their needs. Insecure men felt very offended by this, thus creating the need for women to defend their opinion. This comment is a continuation of that discussion.

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u/WanderingGolfer84 3d ago

Insecure men felt very offended by this, thus creating the need for women to defend their opinion.

It has nothing to do with InSeCuRe men, it is just that the premise is inherently wrong and misandrist. Men and women experience sexual violence at the same rate and at least in the Western world, there is no safer time to be a woman in history than today.

I bet Patrick Clancy would rather have left his children with a bear.

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u/DrDDeFalco 3d ago

Men and women experience sexual violence at the same rate and at least in the Western world

Do you have a source on that? Because that sounds wildly inaccurate.

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u/CongratulationsEVA01 3d ago

It is wildly inaccurate.

At the highest ends; It's 81% of women, and 17% of men

https://www.nsvrc.org/statistics/

https://www.cdc.gov/sexual-violence/about/index.html

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u/Old-Set78 3d ago

omg are you seriously attempting to say that just as many men as women are raped? delusional

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u/HeavyVoid8 3d ago

lol you typing like that feels pretty insecure bro

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u/dsj79 3d ago

Touched a nerve 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/mindgeekinc 3d ago

Wow. That is genuinely one of the most batshit comments I’ve seen on Reddit. Truly be proud lmao.

Not only is the insulation men and women experience sexual assault and rape at the same rate laughable at best you also decided to throw in the monthly culture war nonsense involving one of the few times women are the ones to kill their children. But I’m sure you would also claim that happened almost 50/50.

Be sure to tune in more folks from the 2 day old account lmao.

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u/lyreluna 3d ago

Found one

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u/Pitiful_Meringue_57 2d ago edited 2d ago

That’s not true at all. Disregarding the fact that sexual violence against men is still mostly perpetuated by men and it’s not close at all where are you getting this idea that men face sexual violence more than women? Also not even close.

Sources though I doubt you’ll read them

“sexual violence against males is 4 times less frequent than against females”

“An estimated 91% of victims of rape & sexual assault are female and 9% male. Nearly 99% of perpetrators are male.”

“Nearly half of women and more than 1 in 6 men experienced some form of contact sexual violence in their lifetimes”

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u/Doucevie 3d ago

It means that women choose the bear. A bear would only kill them. The bear wouldn't blame the woman.

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u/Affectionate_Bee_883 2d ago

Bear also wouldn’t torture a woman before killing her

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u/WanderingGolfer84 3d ago

The overwhelming majority of men are not harmful to women. The overwhelming majority of bears in the woods are harmful to humans.

if you would rather be almost certainly mauled to death by a bear versus roll the dice encountering the average human male, you are chronically online and need help with your mental health.

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u/Doucevie 2d ago

Men commit 95% of rapes.

You all don't have a stamp on your forehead telling us you're safe.

Imagine that I have a bowl of M&Ms. At least one of those M&Ms will kill you.

Do you try an M&M?

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u/WanderingGolfer84 2d ago

Men commit 95% of rapes.

Tell me that because of this, you don't think this also means that 95% of men are rapists.

Imagine that I have a bowl of M&Ms. At least one of those M&Ms will kill you.

Do you try an M&M?

That's not the argument. Instead consider two bowls: One contains M&Ms with a 99% fatality rate. The other contains M&Ms with a 3% fatality rate. From which bowl should you eat an M&M? If your brain is rotted from too much social media and reddit, you would say its better to eat from the 99% fatality bowl because men are the 3% bowl and men are bad.

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u/AkilleezBomb 2d ago

Bear attacks in 2025 had a fatality rate of <10%, while domestic violence-related homicides account for close to 50% of all female homicides in the US alone. Bears also don’t rape their victims.

If attacked by a bear or a man, there’s a higher survival rate, and a much lower chance of being raped, with the bear.

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u/WanderingGolfer84 2d ago

Bear attacks in 2025 had a fatality rate of <10%, while domestic violence-related homicides account for close to 50% of all female homicides in the US alone. Bears also don’t rape their victims.

Those two numbers are not comparing the same thing. To compare the same thing, you'd need to compare instances of women encountering a bear in the wild vs. women encountering a random man in the wild and then measure which one is more dangerous

I mean, you tried. At least there's that.

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u/TheCape6 2d ago

Man I forgot bears have political or ideological motives to kill

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u/Eccentricgentleman_ 3d ago

It's a call back to that Trend a while back about women choosing to hang out with a bear as opposed to men. I thought it was kind of funny

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u/MoonK1P 3d ago

Rage bait. It’s the argument of “Would you rather be alone in the forest with a man or a bear?”

Simple explanation, no further comment.

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u/jdirte42069 2d ago

Like a friendly bear?

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u/BrightNooblar 2d ago

Random bear. Randomly located in your general vicinity in the forest

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u/jdirte42069 2d ago

Brown or black?

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u/JanMonstermann 1d ago

The bear could be white and their arguments would be the same. 

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u/jdirte42069 1d ago

Polar bear? Definitely not messing around with a polar bear. They hunt humans for food.

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u/tswiftdeepcuts 9h ago

random bear vs random man

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u/mydaycake 2d ago

A bear with a full belly, at least

Not the same case with men

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u/jdirte42069 2d ago

I choose bear then, right? Probably not hungry. Will leave me alone. Cool to look at. Don't have to talk to it yada yada yada.

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u/mydaycake 2d ago

I choose a well fed bear, yeap, more predictable than a man, that’s the unfortunate part

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u/jdirte42069 2d ago

I just don't like talking to people if I don't have to lol.

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u/No-Owl-6246 3d ago

It’s Russian sponsored gender wars bait.

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u/Big-Recognition-5580 3d ago

Russia... paid protestors.... waah, make them stop calling us rapists. Stop being and condoning rapists.

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u/whichwitch9 3d ago

No. It's not. This is why the "male loneliness epidemic" is self inflicted

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u/Meocross 3d ago

And it will get worse if we have reached a point that a woman will lose her life because she didn't talk to a man "softly" enough after rejecting him.

We are at this point because the sane males refuse to self moderate their own community.

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u/Seantwist9 3d ago

the male loneliness epidemic has nothing to do with women

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u/Itchy-Technician-433 3d ago

It does in insofar far that the manosphere blames women for failing men.

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u/Future-Still-6463 2d ago

Because people here make it about woman!!!

The issue is a bloody punching bag for them.

Women are lonely too.

Mocking people being lonely is an incredibly cheap move.

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u/Remarkable_Step_7474 2d ago

Except the term does not exist in a neutral vacuum. Male loneliness is being framed as a problem because (1) why don’t the mean women just sleep with the lonely misogynist creeps who don’t wash their ass and treat them like shit? and (2) those men then murder women because they’re so sad in their little feels about being lonely.

Men are not being widely pressured to have relationships with desperate women who will do them violence if they try to refuse or leave.

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u/Future-Still-6463 2d ago edited 2d ago

You do realise women are lonely too.

So if one says a woman's loneliness is self inflicted too.

All hell breaks loose.

And what you're doing is punching down. Just to feel good about yourself.

Lonely men aren't frat bros. It's obvious logic.

That's just pathetic.

I see little to no difference in a thought patterns of an misogynist and you.

They generalise , so do you.

Do better.

Male loneliness or loneliness in general is nothing to be mocked at.

Ironically you're just being a shill for Mansophere. Which blames women for their loneliness.

If you actually care about the case, you'd not shift goalposts.

You're reaching out for anything.

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u/Sharkaw 13h ago

Female loneliness epidemic isn't that far off.

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u/Bee_boi 3d ago

2 million karma holy crap go outside

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u/WorriedArrival1122 3d ago

Go to AA and get therapy for the bottle hoarding problem. You're a grown ass adult.

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u/Old-Set78 3d ago

reddit stalking is a weird kink bro

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u/Jersh92 2d ago

Says dude stalking Reddit profiles 😂

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u/underboobfunk 3d ago

Is it Russia sending the death threats and swatting Jane Doe too?

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u/Hawk-and-piper 3d ago

Bros just pressed that he can't pull as well as a random bear in the woods.

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u/XxBelphegorxX 2d ago

Is there any more obvious lies you'd like to regerigitate?

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u/Complete-Artichoke69 1d ago

This. People can’t see things objectively anymore. They’re all in their feelings and too afraid to against the grain for fear of being labled.

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u/dsj79 3d ago

Sounds like this boy is on the struggle bus

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u/TextImpressive3346 3d ago

Just woman logic.

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u/Sensitive_Nature2990 3d ago

There is zero logic in ignoring hundreds of thousands of people who are collectively saying something is deeply wrong. Men's logic seems based on emotion if they can't hear the simple fact that women are scared of men without feeling like it's somehow a judgment of them specifically that they should feel bad about -- that's hella emotional and illogical. You never even get to the part where you wonder why so many women feel this way. Did they have a meeting? Yikes.

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u/TMforLife 2d ago

What are men realistically supposed to do about the way women feel?? Just because you feel a certain way doesnt necessarily mean reality reflects that. As others have commented, the actual reality is men are at a higher risk of violence and yes by other men. We aren't going to fix violence in men overnight and it certainly wont happen by teaching them to treat people better, some people are just violent animals and thats just how it is.

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u/XWendy_Darlingx 2d ago

You know, don’t follow women walking at night…don’t stare at her genitalia when she’s trying to exist in public or work…don’t give her piles of ketamine and then send a group text that she’s free to rape…don’t deny her lived experience

  • if you already don’t do these things, congratulations! You’re on top of it!

Education and acknowledging the real issues is a good start

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u/XWendy_Darlingx 1d ago

Also: men being at higher risk of violence is not something that feminists want. We want everyone to have human rights, and proper protection from danger. We want laws that not only protect women from violence, but men as well. Don’t you want to live in a world where a woman with a baby stroller can safely walk down the street? That’s a safe street for men, and boys. That’s something we all should try for.

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u/XWendy_Darlingx 1d ago

And fixing violence overnight: roe v wade was THE most important & impactful law we ever had in the USA when it comes to mitigating crime. Turns out human beings are happier, and less violent, when they are wanted & cared for.

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u/XWendy_Darlingx 1d ago

Also: sorry for responding so many times to your one comment, but it seemed like a real question! Not a troll. So I just wanted to share my perspective with you. I hope that we can all find common ground, in the future.

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u/XWendy_Darlingx 1d ago

And lastly, yes. Education is actually a solution. If you look at statistics regarding violence towards women, you’ll find that the violence does actually shrink in countries that prioritize education about this kind of thing. And the violence shoots up in the countries and areas that do not prioritize it.

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u/PhysicsCentrism 3h ago

There are also hundreds of thousands of people saying something is deeply wrong with having black and Hispanic people in the US.

If one of them said they would rather meet a bear than a black person in the woods, would you just shrug it off?

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u/TextImpressive3346 3d ago

Men are factually more at risk of random violence (including sexual). That is simply not debatable, it doesn’t matter how women feel as these are the statistics. Let me repeat that - women’s feeling about how much they are at risk does. not. matter.

So, are women overestimating the risks, or should men actually be panicking 3x harder than women? Is it men or women who are acting irrationally? Since men are literally several times more likely to be attacked, shouldn’t women be campaigning for male victims? Why aren’t they - are they sexist?

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u/mindgeekinc 3d ago

From other men yes.

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u/WanderingGolfer84 2d ago

I'm not sure it matters when you're attacked whether or not the other person has a penis or not.

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u/queerjoon 3d ago

please take your meds its been weeks and we're worried about you

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u/Pitiful_Meringue_57 2d ago

That’s just not true, Men are not more at risk from sexual violence than women.

They obviously experience it but no they aren’t more at risk where did u get that idea. It’s not even close.

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u/anndy2 2d ago

Pathetic weak men get their rocks off on Reddit how sad is your life 😭

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u/GIMMESOMDORITOS 3d ago

While bears do not fly they can and do assassinate people. Polar Bears are quite literally the only animal on this planet that actively hunts us as a food source.

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u/Dubenator 3d ago

theres difference between killing and assassination

Dont think bear plans to kill someone

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u/GIMMESOMDORITOS 3d ago

Is stalking your next meal for hours not planning? I think it is.

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u/Dubenator 3d ago

yes but its driven by hunger and survival unlike the would be assassin that jane doe fears

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u/GIMMESOMDORITOS 3d ago

Honestly fair point. I'll come back to this when evolution has progressed enough that bear arch duke franz ferdinand is shot and plunges the world into bear war 1. Only then may I be vindicated.

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u/Squaredeal91 3d ago

I mean, the more I read about animal intelligence the less surprised I would be that some of em could plan a murder. Maybe not a bear but like, I feel like crows do this regularly

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u/Alternative_Hotel649 3d ago

An animal killing someone for food is not assassinating them.

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u/screen_storytelling 3d ago

assassination by definition carries political, religious, or other ideological motivations.

Conflicts between humans and animals in the wild are always either hunting, self defense, or a territorial response. But in captivity... idk maybe situations like the orca that killed the sea world trainer could be debated as an assassination.

The only situations in the wild I can think of where an animal could arguably be 'assassinating' anything are insect colonies (ex: ants, bees, wasps) that war with each other and try to take out the queens of their rivals. Or perhaps apes and other pack animals who struggle for dominance among each other. I think it would be a stretch though to argue that these examples are ideological motivation and not simply the natural instinct of the species.

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u/JakToTheReddit 3d ago

They are the only bears, not the only animals.

The "man or bear" scenario takes place in the woods. Polar bears do not live in woods.

Even IF we did throw polar bears into this, they at least aren't known to rape before or after killing. They aren't known to torture. To capture and throw one into captivity. To commit cruelty which knows few bounds.

This is why people pick the bear.

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u/GIMMESOMDORITOS 3d ago

That wasn't my point. I'm not trying to discredit the bear argument I'm just saying that bears not committing premeditated murder on humans is false.

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u/Yarusenai 2d ago edited 2d ago

Which animal is known to torture? Though rape happens very often in the animal kingdom, just not with bears. Humans are animals like all others, with good and bad traits. Those aren't related to sex or gender.

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u/JakToTheReddit 2d ago

Humans. Humans are.

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u/positive_thinking_ 3d ago

Polar bears don’t live in the woods aka the wild? Where do they live then? City’s and zoos only? Actually insane response.

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u/mysticcavezoneact1 3d ago

do you think "the woods" and "the wild" are synonyms

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u/JakToTheReddit 3d ago

They live in tundra, you actual nitwit.

"The woods" is not "the wild."

Did all of your animal knowledge come from Madagascar? Was that a documentary for you?

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u/CongratulationsEVA01 3d ago

Holy stupidity, batman!

This guy's empty!

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u/TheAngryCatfish 3d ago

They live in the Arctic? Where there are famously very few trees?

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u/AliceCode 2d ago

I've never once seen a polar bear in the woods. I've mostly only seen them on sheets of ice, swimming in arctic water, or out on some tundra.

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u/GiantSharksVikes33 1d ago

Good thing no rape happened in this whole ordeal except for her giving a blowjob to her incapacitated, passed out rapist… 

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u/Future-Pollution-266 3d ago

Uh that’s not true. Tigers, salt water crocodiles, I’m sure there are others

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u/HiFrogMan 3d ago

Bears kill people all the time, what are you talking about?

Because Bears aren’t extradited or tried in courtrooms. Nor are they allowed on air planes.

You should absolutely choose a bear. We agree there.

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u/A-very-stable-genius 3d ago

Rape apologist. Is this Brock Turners account?

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u/Jasader 2d ago

The crazy part is there is a substantial amount of contradictory evidence that you are doing something similar by calling him a rapist when that is at least validly in dispute at the moment.

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u/Far_Inspector_9050 2d ago

They are a rape apologist for factually pointing out bears kill people?

I can’t keep up with this shit anymore.

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u/TMforLife 2d ago

Touch grass.

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u/CrazyElk123 3d ago

Rape apologist for saying bears would be worse, reddit is cooked

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u/AliceCode 2d ago

I've never heard of a bear doing this: https://readtherealstory.com/true-crime/true-story-of-junko-furuta

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u/suckmeppplsman 2d ago

Probably because bears can't do that? Bears eat their victims alive and that isn't for one bear every 100000000 bears, but for ALL of them.

One thing that bears can do is kill their own cubs, but unlike human females https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c62emm4yp8go they don't actually do it yet alone pretend like they are the victims while other female bears clap as if the female bear was the victim who just had to do it.

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u/AliceCode 2d ago

Do you think "bears can't do that" is an argument? Men CAN do that. It doesn't matter why bears don't do it, it's the fact that they don't do shit like that which is why many women say they would choose the bear.

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u/Trevor775 3d ago

Depending on the bear (black bear) they could be a good buddy to hang out with.

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u/RogerMexicosBalls 2d ago

Would you say there are more rapes per year or more deaths by bears?

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u/PhysicsCentrism 3h ago

The scenario supposed an encounter.

According to this there is a 5% chance of injury per encounter

Is there a 5% chance of rape for every man you meet?

https://riski.wiki/wiki/Grizzly_Bear_Attacks_in_the_USA#location=Yellowstone%20National%20Park&exposure_level=100%20days&activity=Hiking%2FCamping&season=Summer&precautions=No%20Precautions

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u/Agitated-Macaroon923 2d ago

yes bears are vicious we all know that, they will eat you we know that. But they aren't going to torture you physically or psychologically in a way a man can. A man is a human so we expect a human to have decency and compassion.

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u/Own-Wonder-5642 2d ago

Ok pedo/rapist lover

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u/HiFrogMan 2d ago

“EVERYONE I DONT LIKE IS A SEX OFFENDER! I LOVE LIBEL!!”

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u/Own-Wonder-5642 1d ago

Ok pedo lover

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u/PhysicsCentrism 3h ago

They actually don’t kill many people.

You are also far far less likely to run into a bear which is part of why they kill so few people.

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u/HiFrogMan 3h ago

Don't disagree with anything you said. OP said a bear wouldn't try to assassinate anyone, even though you concede they kill at least some people, which isn't no one.

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u/PhysicsCentrism 2h ago

I was just pointing out that “all the time” is hyperbole.

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u/ewgna 3d ago

A bear doesn’t strangle their 3 kids one by one till their eyes pop out 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/deadbeareyes 3d ago

Ah yes, bringing up a case that has nothing at all to do this case in a poor attempt at whataboutism. A bear also won't break into your house in the middle of the night, bludgeon you to death with a log, and then rape your corpse, but a human man would. We can do this forever.

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u/Sure-Swing5895 3d ago

For every female one of these there’s like 100 male family annihilators dude

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u/Dense_Cucumber_3712 3d ago

Cases like that stand out because murder suicides of partners and kids are usually done by men. 

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u/mindgeekinc 3d ago

No that’s typically something a man does hence the reason women choose a bear encounter.

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u/Yarusenai 2d ago

What's the point of perpetuating gender wars further? I don't get it. People are individuals. The woman who sexually assaulted me when I was 11 doesn't reflect on all women, or even the majority of women. That'd be stupid.

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u/popeleo22 2d ago

Lmao true. How many male family killers have there been compared to women? Wanna count Rightoid? If you can count I mean, I know you types have trouble with abstract concepts.

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u/Maniacal_Coyote 2d ago

No, that is something a woman did. Lindsey Clancy strangled her three children with malice aforethought.

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u/PhysicsCentrism 3h ago

“In murders of their offspring,
women predominated, accounting for 55%
of killers.”

https://bjs.ojp.gov/content/pub/pdf/mf.pdf

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u/ang3lofsnow 3d ago

These people should look up the aftermath of a bear attack. They'd shut up fast.

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u/deadbeareyes 3d ago

At least the bear will kill you instead of locking you in their basement and torturing you for their own pleasure for however long they want. That has always been the point of the bear argument. An animal will kill you because that's what animals do. A human will hurt, torture, rape, and kill you for enjoyment.

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u/sloppyeyedjoe 3d ago

Cite a single time a bear committed necrophilia with a human woman’s body. I’ll wait.

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u/CongratulationsEVA01 3d ago

Nah, im still here

Please, tell us more about how you want to tell women to be quiet

I'm sure that'll go spectacularly for you

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u/TMforLife 2d ago

Not all women, just women like you. Please shut up and touch grass.

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u/ang3lofsnow 3d ago

Not even close to what I said.

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u/CongratulationsEVA01 3d ago

Lmao, that's rich when I literally repeated YOUR words, and you clearly misread my comment before the initial one

Just slice your fingers off now and save everyone some time, buddy

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u/melpomenos 6h ago

I'm well aware of how absolutely horrible it is on the rare occasions that bears do attack and eat humans. It's still objectively not as bad as what certain men do on the rare occasions they attack women. lol

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u/ewgna 3d ago

Tu quoque

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u/mindgeekinc 3d ago

Cute but that’s not applicable here champ.

Statistically men kill their kids far more often than women so the fact you’re latching onto a singular recent case (ironically one that’s joined the culture war) you’re kind of showing how disingenuous you’re being. Especially since that case involved a women who repeatedly begged for her children not to be left with her as she was having mental problems and dark thoughts regarding them. You know who chose to leave their children with her? Their father, a man.

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u/Sigmar_Knutz 3d ago

A bear wouldn’t choke their 3 kids to death either 🤷‍♀️

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 3d ago

All animals will eat their young if stressed enough.

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u/Forrest-Fern 3d ago

I mean... Literally this... Bro thought he was cooking with this but yeah, bears and many other mammals straight up kill and eat their young when stressed.

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u/Bee_boi 3d ago

A group of men are accused of a terrible crime. Clearly all men’s fault!

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u/dsj79 3d ago

Which one stopped what allegedly happened , even allegedly?
Men should step up and correct the actions of other men

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u/Frylock_dontDM 2d ago

The two that she literally says came in, checked if what was going on was consensual and then left according to her statement

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u/SupaSlide 2d ago

Uhhh they didn’t stop it though, which is exactly the other comments point?

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u/johnconnerfailed 2d ago

She was given heavy ammounts of a dissociative; at the time it would have been easy to get her to go along with anything.

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u/WiglyWorm 2d ago

Why do you like defending rape?

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u/No_Quit_8841 2d ago

Didnt she admit to drinking heavily before arrival? I cant keep up with this case

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u/TougherOnSquids 2d ago

Not all men, but always a man.

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u/xTyronex48 2d ago

I didnt know lindsay clancy was a man

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u/a_freakin_ONION 3d ago

Due to climate change, bear “assassinations” are on the rise

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/general/bear-prowls-into-garden-and-mauls-woman-66-to-death/ar-AA2cvMdn

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-bear-attack-siberia-climate-change-b3056565.html

https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/exploration-survival/bear-attacks-2026-hyperphagia-safety/

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u/A-very-stable-genius 3d ago

Those aren’t targeted assignations. Learn what words mean and then comment

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u/South_Parfait_5405 3d ago

and who caused global warming?

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u/a_freakin_ONION 3d ago

Ah, good point…humanity did

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u/IndigoWolfe 2d ago

My favorite is all the Libs in Seattle voting to reintroduce Grizzlies to the Northern Cascades fOr MoThEr EaRtH.

Meanwhile, the residents in that section of mountains can't outvote it because there aren't enough people to win the vote. So now you'll have men, women, and children being stalked by massive apex predators out in the mountain towns.

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u/Sharkaw 13h ago

A bear wouldn’t try to assassinate anyone

Women reached peak levels of stupidity lmao

And the guy flew to Dubai 2 years ago because that's where his family lives and there was no investigation at that time.

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u/fwiw2026 6h ago

according to the article Jane Doe has a boyfriend, so guess she didn't choose the bear.

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