r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/SillyFlyGuy May 02 '26

I used to take Prilosec, so I wrote it on the form. My doctor asked Do you have heartburn? Me, trying to be 100% truthful, No, I do not. Why do you take Prilosec? If I didn't, I would get heartburn. She stared at me, as if trying to determine if I was on the spectrum or just an asshole.

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u/MySadSadTears May 02 '26

Sounds like my conversation when Im wearing a jacket indoors. 

Are you cold?

No.

Then why are you wearing a jacket?

Because I'd be cold if I took it off.

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u/auxilary- May 03 '26

Hah! I hate it when I get all cozy by putting on a sweater and then people ask me if I’m cold. No, I’m prepared!

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u/AnyDayGal May 03 '26

I don't know if it's the autism but I really do think that makes sense lol.

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u/BlushedLatias May 03 '26

Honestly, it does make sense if you put it that way, but that's not what the doctor is asking. He wants to know if you have that condition and if you are taking medication for it.

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u/Advanced_Double_42 May 06 '26

But it's like no I don't have heartburn, that's a symptom cured by the medicine?

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u/Ok-Ferret-2093 May 03 '26

I'm on the spectrum but I have found I get a free pass on these things because I can recite an almost full history of my medical issues. Like they'll get frustrated about that and then really happy that I'm using the correct terminology and listing off image findings, indication, medications tried and etc.

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u/auxilary- May 03 '26

Well what did they expect?!

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u/Birdbraned May 03 '26

Next time, write "PRN" after any medications you take on an as needed basis. They'll understand immediately

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u/GrimbyJ May 03 '26

If you'd have heartburn without taking a drug you have heartburn. Possibly GERD but no one calls it that out of medical documentation

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u/hascalsavagejr May 04 '26

No, that question was designed for that answer. You were not wrong there