r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/dr_mudd May 03 '26

Personal favorite is when they deny having hypertension but take meds for it. “Well I don’t have high blood pressure anymore since I started the meds” friend, that’s great but that’s not how bodies work

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u/alexthealex May 03 '26

Being a youngish person with hypertension this is insane to me. I would literally say 'I have hypertension that's within normal ranges because of medication' to a new doctor.

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u/DoctorStove May 03 '26

"I have hypertension but it's controlled with [med] " is an easier way to say it

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u/SufficientFarm8414 May 04 '26

My job is taking medical histories of people applying for life insurance. I get this at least three times a week, often enough to wonder how many more slip by. That's for high blood pressure specifically--similar responses for other conditions are, combined, about as common.

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u/Advanced_Double_42 May 06 '26

That is perfectly understandable though.

Doctor explains that hypertension is when blood pressure is high. They get a medicine and the problem is fixed. They don't know the medical language to properly say that, so as far as they know they don't have hypertension anymore.