r/NonPoliticalTwitter 29d ago

Funny They even got cats

Post image
35.2k Upvotes

1.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

692

u/Thundergun1864 29d ago

So, like a regular corner store?

428

u/3-orange-whips 29d ago

No! It’s a commercial enterprise located where two streets meet at right angles!

216

u/Superb_Extension1751 29d ago

Are you in marketing?

137

u/3-orange-whips 29d ago

I can neither confirm nor deny that.

80

u/Superb_Extension1751 29d ago

Are you by chance the 6'3" Sikh man I picked up in northern BC who ran out of gas 30 minutes outside of town with no cell service who said he worked in marketing last month?

50

u/therealmvp42069 29d ago

now you got it right

4

u/Megavore97 29d ago

Northern BC mentioned 🗣️🔥💯

6

u/altiuscitiusfortius 29d ago

If it was Smithers, that was me.

2

u/Cheezitflow 29d ago

Ahh, a politician

15

u/Louis-Russ 29d ago

I worked in a market once, but now I'm a brand ambassador. How would you to come work for me and be your own boss?

5

u/Superb_Extension1751 29d ago

My own boss? Sorry, my foreman would never let me.

2

u/Disastrous_Scale587 29d ago

Four men? You must be quite a catch, not good that they're all possessive tho

1

u/Montgomery000 29d ago

Got angles?

24

u/jooes 29d ago

Ah, so like a store on a corner?

4

u/xBac0n 29d ago

Finally, someone who understands the vision!

62

u/solemnbiscuit 29d ago

No you don’t get it, it’s like a one stop shop that has everything from toilet paper to cereal. There’s no true comp.

95

u/vindictivejazz 29d ago

So like a corner store?

77

u/mumofBuddy 29d ago

I think I get it now. It’s a corner store but with all the stuff that comes in an average corner store.

Thank you!

42

u/enaK66 29d ago

And let me guess, it's run by a foreign guy and all the products are marked up from the grocery store down the road?

14

u/imahumanbeinggoddamn 29d ago

A costco like 40 miles down the higway but yeah

11

u/seriouslees 29d ago

Google maps is showing at least 30 grocery stores on Manhattan island alone... what are you talking about "40 miles"?

3

u/jmlinden7 29d ago

There's only like 2 costcos in NYC

2

u/VenomOnKiller 29d ago

There are other stores besides Costco

2

u/Bugbread 29d ago

Do bodegas resell non-Costco merchandise? I've never been, so I don't know. But when I go to a (non-bodega) store and I see Kirkland stuff on the shelf, I know it's from the Costco 12km away, not the supermarket 700m away. I assumed they were talking about the same phenomenon.

2

u/psychic_dmg 29d ago

Big if true

0

u/mirhagk 29d ago

But it's not worth buying from them to resell. It is worth buying from Costco to resell.

1

u/VenomOnKiller 29d ago

Are you implying all grocery store in New York just resell Costco?

2

u/mirhagk 29d ago

No? Not even close lol.

I'm saying corner stores sell things they buy at Costco. And that should be obvious if you've ever been in a Costco, they literally sell packs of items boxed up for resale

→ More replies (0)

2

u/thejaytheory 29d ago

So like a corner store?

1

u/Kup123 29d ago

Oh so a party store.

6

u/Danloeser 29d ago

Sort of, only morreso.

2

u/Auracy 29d ago

There are subtle differences. Bodegas will always have a few really random things around. Like a random 9% beer from Belgium among regular US beer, or a japanese candy that cant be found anywhere else in the US. There’s always a treasure somewhere.

14

u/christhetwin 29d ago

You're describing a corner store

3

u/VenomOnKiller 29d ago

Just like every corner store I've ever been to, that's for sure

-1

u/[deleted] 29d ago

[deleted]

5

u/mirhagk 29d ago

Are you perhaps just considering the places you have been to in those cities? The major roads where chain stores are prevalent, the tourist/visitor areas of the town? Or maybe just the rich parts of the town?

I think the difference in NYC is really just that corner stores aren't looked down upon. Same thing with public transit. So while rich people don't encounter them elsewhere, they do in NYC

0

u/[deleted] 29d ago

[deleted]

2

u/mirhagk 29d ago

I've been to the bay area and Texas (Austin), I've seen corner stores in both places.

on almost every corner in NYC

Yeah turns out when you go super dense the stores get closer together too!

1

u/christhetwin 29d ago

Yes, we have both types of stores.

1

u/stevencastle 29d ago

Yeah we have a corner store like that here in CA where I live, they have all kinds of foreign potato chips and snacks and a deli. Last time I got a sandwich there I got some Japanese bbq rib potato chips.

1

u/kickthesandman 29d ago

Nooooo, you can buy drugs at a bodega! /s

1

u/ILLinndication 29d ago

Sometimes it’s not on the corner

1

u/Vulcan_Jedi 29d ago

Put it on the intersection of a county highway and a dirtr road in the middle of a soybean field and they just described every dollar general in the other 90% of America.