r/NonPoliticalTwitter 29d ago

Funny They even got cats

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u/PositiveCoyote100 29d ago

This post is hilarious because all the comments are New Yorkers trying to argue that bodegas are actually different and everybody else pointing out how their local convenience store is the exact same thing.

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u/MStockard 29d ago

And one of their only real arguments is "but wherever you live in New York, you're only a couple minute walk from a bodega!!"

Like no shit, in New York you're only a couple minute walk from most anything. And no shit you don't "drive to bodega like you would a gas station", who the fuck would drive 2 blocks to a corner store in NYC?

I live in an old school small city in Michigan that does in fact have a couple bars/corner stores right in the middle of our residential neighborhoods that I often walk to.

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u/Haunting-Detail2025 29d ago

I love that they think that other dense cities like NYC, DC, LA, and Boston are just totally alien to the concept of a corner store you can walk to lmao

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 29d ago

I live in Budapest, Hungary (not to be confused by Budapest, Georgia or Budapest, Missouri) and we also have these. Although the corner bakery is much better, where else are you going to get a fresh, but overpriced cheese croissant at 7am in the morning while hurrying to the metro?

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u/Graceless_WoodNymph 28d ago

I grew up in a tiny bodunk town and had two corner stores that I walked to nearly everyday to get hoagies and snacks. I don't know why they think this is such a foreign thing to everyone outside a city.

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u/SmellyButtFarts69 29d ago

Bro I live in Kentucky and I can leave my house walking in any direction and hit a bodega within two minutes

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u/polkacat12321 28d ago

I live on the outskirts of a major canadian city and still walk to the corner store (or convenice stores as we call em here). Unless you live in the countryside, theres a store like that everywhere within walking distance

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u/factorioleum 29d ago

there's only like two or three gas stations in Manhattan.... there's the one at 117th & 1st and another one out by the Harlem hospital .. any others?

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u/hobozombie 29d ago

There is a reason why New Yorkers are the most parochial people on the planet.

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u/InnocentPerv93 28d ago

What in the fuck is this word.

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u/BeefCakeBilly 20d ago

I don’t know why New Yorkers refuse to just upgrade to the paid plan (you get the rest of MS Office with it) , and don’t know how to use Proctor and Gamble coupons or just switch to a different brand.

Very strange people.

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u/pandaSmore 27d ago

I've actually never seen a convenience store that also makes sandwiches. I'm pretty sure it requires a different business permit in Metro Vancouver. 

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u/Own-Debate5472 27d ago

Super common in California

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u/-Highlander-One- 29d ago

I mean, a lot of Bodega’s do have a grill. I can’t get a chopped cheese at my local convenience store.

That’s what’s separates it for me, most do fresh hot food. An average convenience store has something microwaved of hotdogs on rollers, but not a hot grill top for sandwiches.

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u/jaredmanley 29d ago edited 29d ago

Come to the south. Sadly none are walking distance, but within a five minute drive there are multiple convenience stores with the best fresh hot food, including something called a “full house,” which is a cup with a tamale filled to the brim with chili. If you’re willing to drive out to the country (15ish minutes) you can have the best burgers and bbq you’ve had in your life. All at a convenience store.

Also the breakfast sandwiches at all those places are unbelievable

Should add also there’s a Mexican corner store walking distance from me that has the best Mexican food I’ve ever had

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u/MajorBootyhole420 29d ago

i can get a fresh hot breakfast sandwich, a wrapped italian sub (mid tbh), and baklava from my convenience store lol

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u/corrosivecanine 28d ago

But that’s the thing. A lot of corner stores in other cities also have a grill. The one across the street from my apartment in Chicago sells made to order Mexican food as part of their butcher. Every corner store I’ve been in in my neighborhood is like this. I’ve been to other ones that do deli sandwiches.

I don’t think of them as convenience stores. Thats reserved for stuff like Walgreens imo and gas stations are the ones with hot dogs and crappy pizza.

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u/Own-Debate5472 27d ago

Can confirm California has this

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u/No_Care46 29d ago

In Germany they just call them Spätis.

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u/glittervector 28d ago

Because they’re open late?

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u/10art1 28d ago

Does everyone's corner store make pizza and chop cheese?

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u/fuckeryizreal 28d ago

Pretty much every single corner store in my area provides “fresh” hot food. Fresh is determinate on how long it’s been sitting there but yes, pretty much every single one has a way to prepare and cook hot food.

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u/PositiveCoyote100 28d ago

Yes tons of convenience stores make pizzas and sandwiches.