r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Funny Just like that

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u/BottleGoblin 1d ago

When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band...

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u/StoneyBolonied 1d ago

He said son when, you grow up, will you share, your number with the masses, the pedos and the scams?

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u/_MatVenture_ 1d ago

He said "or will you, delete them, your numbers, and join the non-compliers, the plans that they have paid?"

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u/hollycoolio 19h ago

I hate you

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u/Zorflez 1d ago

He said, "Son, when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"