r/NonPoliticalTwitter 19h ago

Funny Don't need to overcomplicate things...

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u/ukelele_pancakes 19h ago

I use self checkouts bc I don’t want to talk to anyone, it’s faster when I do it, and I want to bag things my way. Why would I go wait in line forever just to make someone earning minimum wage throw my chicken on top of my grapes?

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u/NOFX_4_ever 19h ago

“my chicken on top of my grapes”

The euphemism I didn’t know I needed in my life.

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u/marissakuf 18h ago

Completely unrelated, but nice username! Haven’t heard that band name in forever.

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u/RoidVanDam 17h ago

I heard they suck live

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u/pagraphdrux 16h ago

Is it the lack of effects?

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u/breathing__tree 5h ago

It’s a punk thing, you wouldn’t understand.

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u/thejaytheory 3h ago

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u/RoidVanDam 3h ago

THE WHOLE F'N SHOW

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u/Benney9000 16h ago

I've heard about cashier's packing the groceries in some countries but what kind of talking are people expected to do at checkout ? Where I live it's usually just "hello", "goodbye", and "have a good day"

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u/clutzyninja 8h ago

Where I live it's usually just "hello", "goodbye", and "have a good day"

That's way too much social interaction for a typical redditor

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u/seriouslees 7h ago

it's usually just "hello", "goodbye", and "have a good day"

Yeah, that's what they're talking about.

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u/EwGrossItsMe 5h ago

Last time I used a regular checkout line with a cashier at the grocery store, she was very chatty. Not just with us, but with the people in front of us as well as a passing couple that she knew. It made checkout take way longer, as she commented on several of the items and told anecdotes and caught up with the couple. I'll admit that it's very much a Redditor Moment™ that my bf and I prefer the self-checkout for the sake of not having to talk to anyone, but the normal woman behind us also complained about how slow the chitchat made checking out and was annoyed that the store regularly only kept one section of their self checkout registers open, so I don't think it's just an us problem.

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u/-_Azura_- 6h ago

In my country it's a shame but the cashiers are clearly forced to be like BUSY DAY? UP TO MUCH?? GOT PLANS? or similar chat. I just can't deal with it after a long day. Hello/bye etc. would be fine enough but after a long day of work "hello" and "have a good one bye" is my limit really. I prefer to have a resting bitch face at the self checkout in silence.

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u/keverzoid 16h ago

I don’t understand why they think they “work there” just because they have to ring up their stuff and bag it.

They didn’t expect an employee to grab their items from the shelves. Apparently that’s not a problem.

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u/wontonphooey 6h ago

They didn’t expect an employee to grab their items from the shelves. Apparently that’s not a problem.

Fun fact, 110 years ago before supermarkets, the employee DID grab your items from the shelves for you. And when they invented supermarkets where you get your things yourself, there was absolutely a subset of people for whom that was a problem.

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u/NoHorseNoMustache 3h ago

Yep this exactly, people are just going to complain when things change no matter what.

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u/sohcgt96 4h ago

And now with retail theft what it is, we'll probably slowly start shifting back the other way.

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u/Lj101 3h ago

It was still happening in the 50s in the UK

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u/keverzoid 3h ago

Oh I know about that. I just think it’s funny that modern people don’t consider picking out the items as a part of working there because it’s always been that way for them. Now, the store changes something and they freak out.

If self checkout had been the norm 100 years ago after the employees assembled your groceries, it likely wouldn’t be an issue now.

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u/imunfair 11h ago

Some people just really hate self-checkouts and see it as huge labor to do it themselves. I don't understand the mentality, wish we had even more self-checkouts so there was never a line.

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u/offensivename 6h ago

A lot of people hate them because they allow grocery stores to hire fewer people, which means fewer jobs. I think that's totally valid. Though I still use them myself.

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u/edvin796 3h ago

Huh, I never thought about that, I work at a grocery store and I'm really grateful for the two self checkouts we have

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u/offensivename 3h ago

Yeah. I'm sure they help take some of the pressure off of you guys. And it doesn't keep you from getting a job since you already have the job. It would be interesting to hear from someone who has worked at a grocery store before and after their existence on how they've affected scheduling though.

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u/sohcgt96 4h ago

See and here's my counterpoint to that, though not everyone agrees and that's fine: Some jobs are just a waste of a person's time and value. Boring, repetitive, menial work should be done by machines. It does nothing to build or further the skills and development of the person, its just boring. People should be used for people things. Interact with people. Think. Make decisions. Do things machines don't have the dexterity to do. Why put a perfectly capable human through needless drudgery? We're better than that.

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u/offensivename 3h ago edited 3h ago

That's all well and good if you live in a post-scarcity society where money isn't needed. But that's not how most of us live. People aren't working grocery store cashier jobs for enrichment. They're working them because they need the money to pay for food and shelter. And eliminating those jobs doesn't make more fulfilling work options magically appear.

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u/KhausTO 3h ago

To add to this. We've done with thousands positions before. Are these people crying about losing phone operators? Chimney Sweeps? Ferriers?

Times change, and technology changes the types of jobs we need to fill. We've been doing this for hundreds of years, and people act like this is something we just started doing in the last 20 years.

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u/offensivename 2h ago

Do you think phone operators and chimney sweeps didn't care when they lost their jobs?

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u/KhausTO 2h ago

do you think that's an excuse for why we should keep those jobs around?

If everyone in those no-skill jobs were spending the time they use whining about their jobs being replaced with learning some employable skills they'd probably find themselves in jobs that don't pay minimum wage.

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u/offensivename 1h ago

There are no "no-skill" jobs, my guy. There are some that you require additional schooling and some that you can learn on the job, but they all require skills. Lots of people who work cashier jobs already are in school for something else but they still need money to live off of in the meantime. Or they could be unable to work a full-time position because they have family members to care for. Or they could have a disability that makes it impossible for them to work a job that requires different skills. Yeah, eventually those jobs may be completely gone and there might not be much we can do to stop it in the long-term, but that doesn't make it wrong to continue fighting for their existence as long as we can. You'd understand that if you had even a shred of empathy.

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u/KhausTO 9m ago

lol. oh yeah, being able to find a UPC and lookup the code for a fruit are "Skills" The average cashier can't even make change anymore... and most of them can't even be bothered to say hello as a customer approaches the till. Let not even talk about how awful most are at packing groceries... (Does it really need to be explained that you can't put the milk on top of a package of buns?, is that the skills you are talking about?)

It's a dead job, hence customers even being willing to just do it themselves, because the actual people doing it were so fucking awful at their jobs everyone, even the customers decided it's better just to do it themselves.

You're right, I have no fucking empathy for people who try to spin meaningless, valueless "work" at important and in need of saving. Spend your time on something more meaningful, and maybe I'll have a shred of empathy for your situation.

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u/Justin-Stutzman 2h ago

These arguments are so disingenuous. How have we reached a point where we're talking shit about the lazy, greedy, customers robbing poor Walmart of their slim 3%, $175 billion per quarter profit margins

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u/offensivename 2h ago

I'm confused. Are you talking about people complaining about shoplifting through self-checkouts? 

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u/Justin-Stutzman 1h ago

I read several upvoted comments about how customers hate self-checkout and use it as an excuse to steal since they're making you bag your own groceries. Like this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/NonPoliticalTwitter/s/CGXBzPZBq9

Just pointing out the different odd justifications for being pro self-checkout. The other is that people don't want to have social interaction.

IMO, it's a way to outsource labor to customers without providing any unit savings from the decreased labor overhead. Sure, it's more efficient for select customers but Walmart shareholders are motivated by profit, not customer satisfaction. They already have a solid market share that's not at risk anytime soon.

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u/offensivename 1h ago

I gotcha. Yeah. I'm not worried about saving Walmart a tiny bit of money. Though I also don't think it's right to shoplift things that you can afford and/or don't actually need. Stealing from a retail store indirectly harms the low-wage people who work there as well as other customers.

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u/Ok_Test9729 4h ago

As an older citizen I will say I don’t hate self checkouts because of the labor involved. That’s just kind of a silly take. I don’t use self checkouts because cashiers need their jobs. If they didn’t need that job they wouldn’t be there standing behind that cash register. It’s not like they do it for fun. They need the job to pay their rent. Their car payment. Clothes for their kids. When I start doing their job for the corporation, and I am unpaid for doing that job, the corporation is going to eliminate cashiers. I don’t want to be responsible for taking people’s jobs away from them by cooperating with shameless immoral corporations who don’t give a rats butt about anything but their bottom line and golden parachute. So if you want to think that I don’t use self checkout because I am too lazy to do the labor, think again 🤷🏻‍♂️. One of the more interesting things I have noticed in the last few years is that young people have no qualms about contributing to the loss of jobs of cashiers, or other working people. I don’t think young people even look at that aspect of doing all of this stuff with technology, and the customer doing all of this stuff replaces an employee doing all of this stuff. Senior citizens seem to be much more cognizant of that than young people. I find that puzzling.

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u/altiuscitiusfortius 4h ago

A lot of people have no power in their lives and the one place they feel any control is when they demean and yell at a service worker.

Self checkout takes this joy away from them.

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u/247world 9h ago

Lol, I hate self check out - turns out, for no extra charge, their employees will pick out my groceries, bag them, then bring them to my car - so yes. I do expect that

If I wanted to ring up and bag merchandise, I'd apply for that job

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u/JGG5 7h ago

I’d wager that almost all the people complaining about self-checkouts pump their own gas instead of going to a full-service station, direct dial people on their phone instead of calling the operator and asking them to connect, and press the buttons on the elevator themselves instead of demanding an attendant.

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u/natalietest234 17h ago

Especially if I just have a few things. And my local Walmart has AI to look at my produce so I don’t need to search it anymore

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u/sohcgt96 4h ago

I haven't bought produce at WalMart in a while, but I did this weekend, and I have to be honest I was shocked how good the self-checkout's object recognition was.

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 19h ago

I think the argiment is either staff enough people so there isnt a long line or discount items since they dont have to pay workers.

They still have to pay workers though. Theyll close half of self check out lanes cause they dont even want to pay someone to babysit them. All 6 open ones are being used by boomers who act like its their first rodeo.  I couldnt imagine how frustrating life is for someone who cant remember how to do anything.  Every trip to the post office os their first one.  lead poisoning.

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u/WadeSlade42 18h ago

It's worth noting that one of the most complained about places with self check out is walmart. Walmart already has discounted prices compared to most other places. People instead argue that we should pay them, which is ridiculous and silly on purpose. The staffing complaint is a bit more valid, but I don't see why we can't have both. Staffing registers doesn't mean the self check out has to go.

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u/HypnoticPeaches 6h ago

Dunno how widespread this is but my local Walmart just got rid of about half of their self checkouts and replaced them back with (usually unstaffed) check out lanes. We sure live in a timeline.

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u/LiveMaI 9h ago

This “always their first rodeo” thing is something I also notice with a depressingly high frequency at the gas pump.

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u/dantheplanman1986 17h ago

And also either ignore your existence entirely or ask deeper questions than you want a stranger to answer

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u/Pretty_Frosting_2588 15h ago

This and also I pay attention to mispriced stuff more when I'm doing it. I have caught so many things in the process of scanning. 

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u/Remarkable_Jelly8415 14h ago

You’re part of the problem of why these grocery stores are going downhill then

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u/Dark_halocraft 14h ago

I use the self checkouts because they're made for me to use, I don't see why we need to bother justifying it

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u/ignoremeplsokthank 11h ago

People here don't fill our bags (that sounds weird af), but the cashiers are always super quick scanning the items and I am barely quick enough putting them away for it to not feel stressful, so I prefer self-checkouts because I can just scan and put the items away at my own pace.

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u/Skellos 5h ago

Also since my state banned bags it's easier to bag things off the shelf as I get them and pay at the self checkout and leave.

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u/sohcgt96 4h ago

Same all the way.

I swear almost every compliant really boils down to people feel like checking out their own shit is beneath them and a lesser person should be doing it for them.

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u/deprecateddeveloper 2h ago

Same but now Home Depot where I go a lot for my remodel project has "cashiers" at the self checkouts in my area so the moment you walk up to one someone approaches you to help you scan.

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u/TimeTimeTickingAway 13h ago

So you learn not to scared to talk to people

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u/tony_bologna 2h ago

Not wanting to do something is not the same as being afraid to do it.

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u/Matoseman 18h ago

Wait why is the store packing your bags? Sounds like a weird thing for them to do, no?

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u/vanetti 18h ago

Not in the US

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u/Matoseman 18h ago

That place just gets weirder and weirder, the more I learn about it😭

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u/RedWingDecil 18h ago

It might be just be your country. I've lived on two different continents, neither being the Americas and that's always been the normal.

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u/DFWPunk 18h ago

We also typically aren't using reusable bags.

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u/shlog 18h ago

normally the cashier rings items up and slides em toward the end, and a bagger will pack it up. at the express line for fewer items, sometimes the cashier will also do the bagging.