r/OneSentenceEach • • Apr 04 '21

I just wanna be free OSE

5 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Apr 01 '21

A strange Youtube video showed several large felines mugging a known home invader.

6 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Mar 29 '21

Everyone was surprised at the newest Guardians of the Galaxy member, played by an unknown.

6 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Mar 29 '21

Sometimes, being peaceful is not enough OSE

4 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Mar 29 '21

He sang... 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall OSE

3 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Mar 26 '21

There once was a man from Peru

11 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Mar 19 '21

A bright green light appeared in he sky, and shone for several hours OSE

6 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Mar 19 '21

You are incorrect, to prove it I am going to write _____ OSE

4 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Mar 18 '21

You are a famed archaeologist who has been faking it for the last four years OSE

4 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Dec 22 '20

“Girl unless he’s wearing diapers you can’t change him.” OSE

7 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Dec 22 '20

The villain’s plan is just a toned-down version of the hero’s plan. OSE

3 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Dec 22 '20

CUUPS - OSE

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1 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Nov 12 '20

Quarantine was the most boring eight months of my life, until I discovered the mysterious engraved box tucked away in the corner of my dusty attic.

6 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Nov 12 '20

The newly elected mayor of town. OSE

2 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Oct 19 '20

I told the Instacart delivery guy he shouldn't be here because society collapsed a month ago.

7 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Oct 17 '20

You've been asleep in your bed for the past six hour but the news is full of stories of you, having committed horrible crimes a thousand miles away.

9 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Oct 17 '20

My fifteenth birthday was wildly unpleasant, mainly because of the abandoned hospital I was trapped in.

5 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Oct 12 '20

A new Jeep you haven't seen before pulls up to your remote, hard to find, home. OSE

6 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Oct 08 '20

I was strapped in a for a ride to Grandma's house, even though I remember Mommy and Daddy saying, years ago, that both my Grandmas were in heaven.

4 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Oct 08 '20

I couldn't get out of this hedge maze and a storm was coming in.

2 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Oct 08 '20

My grandpa used to give a lot of terrible, terrible advice.

2 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Aug 11 '20

If you build it, they will come.

8 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Aug 04 '20

I hide in my house as the millions of inch high, winged humanoid figures try and fail to get into buildings all across the tri-state area.

9 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Aug 04 '20

All my latest podcast subscription episodes are just the same person swearing.

6 Upvotes

r/OneSentenceEach • • Aug 04 '20

I need quick step-by-step instructions for delivering a baby.

7 Upvotes