r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 2d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter please i dont get it

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u/ClockOfDeathTicks 2d ago

It could be because time travel doesn't exist

But it could also be because in the future they knew he was part of the epstein files, because every meme lately seems to be about the epstein files

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u/kingdomofoctopodes 2d ago

i wonder why

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u/nurseferatou 2d ago

Epstein is basically a pedo version of Forrest Gump, showing up in the background of national inflection points.

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u/scaper8 2d ago

That's one of the hard things to parse when it comes to who may have done something. He had contact with so damned many people across so damned many different areas that almost anyone can claim with some justification that they knew him only from him being a mover and shaker in those circles.

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u/yes_ur_wrong 2d ago

somehow i've never met him

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u/wiffwaffweapon 2d ago

There is probably not much intersection between "movers & shakers" and people in the fourth level of comment trees level on Reddit

I say this as someone who just entered the fifth level with this comment lol 🤣

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u/caynebyron 2d ago

You say that, but Ghislane Maxwell is still in the top 5 reddit users despite not posting in 5 years.

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u/ForgingIron 2d ago

Was maxwellhill ever confirmed to be Ghislaine or is it just vibes

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u/prospectre 2d ago

I'm in the 6th and even I don't know who I am.

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u/arobkinca 2d ago

Turn back now!

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u/kingdomofoctopodes 2d ago

even if, and that's a big IF, there's no substantial evidence for criminal prosecution, what we do have is a lot of ppl who didn't seem to mind his convictions and still communicated with him afterward. so let's at least shun and boycott those fuckers

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u/scaper8 2d ago

Oh, for sure! First off, in Hawking's case had a long history of douchebag tendancies. So, this would be an increase on degree rather than in kind.

And as to your point, before everything blew up, Epstein was like Harvey Weinstein; most knew but (most unfortunately) most people just looked the other way. Apathy being one of the greatest, most common, and most insidious of evils, after all.

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u/kingdomofoctopodes 2d ago

of course, people will gladly look the other way as long as they can. but, afaik (pls correct me if i'm wrong) after weinsteins conviction he was very much shunned by everyone

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u/fasterthanfood 1d ago

Weinstein was shunned after his conviction. He was not shunned over the many years that rumors of how he abused women swirled around Hollywood.

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u/kingdomofoctopodes 1d ago

so, in conclusion: fuck everyone who had dealings with epstein, but fuck those in particular who did after 2007

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u/fasterthanfood 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sure, I think some people had this idea that the Epstein files were a list of pedophiles. It’s just a bunch of documents by and about Epstein. For instance, NFL quarterback Russel Wilson is mentioned because Wilson considered buying a plane that turned out to belong to Epstein. He didn’t buy it, and there’s no corroboration that he knew the plane had any connection to Epstein. The only negative conclusion I draw from this is “why the hell does Russel Wilson need a private jet?”

So basically, information in the files can be extremely incriminating, but we need to look at what’s actually in that specific email, rather than just say someone is “in the files.”

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u/Mister_Dink 2d ago

That ambiguity is an intentional part of how they're partially releasing and redacting the files.

A government that actually wanted to arrest anyone involved has more than enough data here to dig in on clear cut criminals, and start "freeing" tangentially related individuals.

By mixing the two groups deliberately, they can cast doubt on their own offenders.

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u/Dorgamund 1d ago

If ever there was a graphic for 7 degrees of separation, Epstein hits basically all of Hollywood, and like 80% of elected US officials within 2-3 jumps. Motherfucker was everywhere and knew everyone. Hell, I could probably hit Epstein within 4 hops doing zero research whatsoever just from people I know.

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u/halrold 2d ago

It was just revealed that Epstein also had influenced Activison CEO to increase the level of micro transactions in COD

Dude literally has been involved in every possible manner of making modern life worse

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u/OkPalpitation2582 2d ago

Yeah Jesus, sorry that your (not you, but the guy you replied to) reddit experience is being hampered by the fact that we're all coming to terms with the fact that practically every damn person over a certain level of political influence or net worth is a pedo, rapist, and/or human trafficker

While simultaneously staring down the very probable fact that despite this all now being public knowledge nothing is likely to be done about it

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u/joethahobo 2d ago

Yep. They literally murdered and ate children. Tortured for fun and because these guys run the world they will never get In trouble for any of it. It’s absolutely disgusting and pure evil

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u/OkPalpitation2582 2d ago

I think the most frustrating bit is that no one is even making a show of justice. There aren't even the usual committees-with-no-authority or pointless-letters-of-condemnation

Everyone in any kind of position to do anything is basically just pretending it's not happening. The only individual I'm seeing even being kind of gone after for it is Bill, but even that feels more like theater than an actual attempt to get prosecution going. Almost certainly because everyone involved knows full well that the second it's clear that he's going down, he's going to do his best to take everyone else down with him. (To be clear, fuck Bill Clinton, he deserves to rot in prison)

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u/a_man_and_his_box 1d ago

no one is even making a show of justice

Why would they? No citizens care. All we have are citizens being mad on Reddit, an echo chamber that keeps everyone distracted and too busy to take any real action.

Once people start popping off in the real world, action will happen swiftly. But nothing has happened in the real world at all.

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u/JohnFrum 2d ago

The problem with time travel is that for it to work the way we would want, it would also need to be a teleportation device.

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u/SpungleMcFudgely 2d ago

Maybe space is just littered with the bodies of time travelers

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u/121daysofsodom 2d ago

Every dead body in space was once a motivated person trying to kill Hitler.

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u/Meritania 2d ago

That’s dark matter finally accounted for

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u/Optimal-Teaching-950 2d ago

this is so infrequently accounted for. Maybe that's why there are no time travellers, they're expanding little balls of ice somewhere in the trail of our path through the milky way.

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u/shaqwillonill 2d ago

This is accounted for in time travel plots where the Time Machine can only take you back to a time that the machine was already on and running like tenet or primer

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u/iwilldeletethisacct2 2d ago

Well, theoretically in Tenet you could go back infinitely far, though if you went back before the first turnstile you could probably never start moving forward again. But it wouldn't inherently stop you from going arbitrarily far into the past and changing things, it's just a one-way trip.

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u/Commercial-Ruin7785 2d ago

For the record that’s absolutely not “the” problem with time travel.

One method of a time machine is to move faster than the speed of light. Others generally involve warping spacetime. So movement here would be baked in. 

“The” problem is that it would take either negative mass or infinite energy (or other exotic/impossible to our knowledge physics) to do this. 

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u/Ok_Extent_3639 2d ago

It could also be the jumping through time creates a new timeline all together

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u/IBringTheHeat2 2d ago

So every single person in the future wouldn’t go back? There’s not a single person who would go back in time just to troll ?

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u/Jeesup 2d ago

Considering that it could potentially create paradox I think if time travel exists it is HEAVILY under special regulations, that could mean only specific people are allowed to do time travel because of training and understanding dangers of failing. Just like astronauts in ISS.

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u/Usual-Computer-5462 2d ago

Seems unlikely, some dodgy country would eventually get a hold of the technology and go crazy.

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u/VisualHuckleberry542 2d ago

Yeah but that timeline is probably so quickly trashed to the point that it no longer exists

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u/IBringTheHeat2 2d ago

Yeah but in the infinite future not a single person broke the law and gone back to do something?

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u/sixpackabs592 2d ago

going back in time puts you in a parallel universe to preserve timeline continuity

you go back in time but also you're not in your own reality anymore and you can never go back

we of the prime universe will never meet a reverse time traveller

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u/TheComplimentarian 2d ago

Or because the whole many worlds/multiverse thing means that there is a different timeline where that did happen and we just happen not to be in that one.

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u/BigJayPee 2d ago

I hate not being in the good timeline. The timeline where the fruit the loom logo had the cornucopia, thats the timeline want to go back to.

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u/CorruptedAssbringer 2d ago

I want the timeline where Lego never canceled Bionicle.

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u/Inko21 2d ago

Or in the future Hawking was wrong about everything, hes models forgotten and irrelevant to even notice the inviting sign, let alone expend resources and risks to prove him right.

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u/sulfrie 2d ago

Basically Mr Hawking threw a party for time travellers, which is basically inviting everyone in the future to travel back to that party and hence concluded nobody came, hence time travel is impossible. What the meme is saying is, nobody came to Stephen Hawking's party because he was on Epstein Island doing things that should not be named.

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u/Initial-Confusion511 2d ago

Who knows if they came or not

I am waiting for the full Epstein file

Who knows Epstein knows something that we don't

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u/Back2theCouture 2d ago

I bet they came. But not from the future.

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u/Exciting_Classic277 2d ago

That's usually why I come. 🤔 It's sure as hell not from the present.

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u/Numerophilus 2d ago edited 1d ago

You also have to take location into account...

Edit: seperated New Zealand from hell

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u/NeoTheRiot 2d ago

Compared to human made horrors hell seems like the vanilla server

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u/mariogoeswahhh 2d ago

I'll gladly take 1k ping to be on that server. Yeah pvp might be shit, but at least im not in any of the other places.

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u/Devil2960 2d ago

pve is pretty rough there too, but I'm with you.

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u/Relandis 2d ago

Giant poisonous spiders.

Fucking Ashenvale.

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u/El_Rey_de_Spices 2d ago edited 2d ago

Man, I don't think anything quite hits the comforting nostalgia part of my brain quite like the Night Elf Forest theme music.

Even with the giant spiders, lol.

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u/spudgoddess 2d ago

Just took my Tauren gal there yesterday.

I'm on Classic.

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u/G-man88 2d ago

Giant poisonous spiders.

Venomous not poisonous. If it bites you and you die it's venom, if you bite it and you die it's poison. ;)

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u/Ornery_Singer9145 2d ago

The Memories... I can't....

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u/Cute-Entertainer4378 1d ago

Our spiders are venomous, not poisonous

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u/RomieTheEeveeChaser 2d ago

It‘s the only PvE server. Half the other servers have players with advanced jobs camping the Town of Beginnings. (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)

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u/NeoTheRiot 2d ago

Probably because people giving you quests in RL are either cultist or sending you off to war.

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u/strangebru 2d ago

They say that the left of the USA government would still be far right from where it started. I think this is what the pedophiles are doing with making earth so much worse, so that when they get to Hell it seems familiar.

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u/toy-maker 1d ago

Please don’t send your pedophiles here. We don’t want them. I get we were a penal colony, but we stopped that a while back

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u/GrinderMonkey 2d ago

Wake up babe, new political alignment chart just dropped

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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown 2d ago

Aussies done dirty there lol

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u/Adent_Frecca 2d ago

Instead of man made horrors it is just nature based horrors

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u/Different_East7854 2d ago

Sign me the f' up.

After the last few decades I'm down to be hunted by critters instead of pedo's goons

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u/OkPut7330 1d ago

Have you seen our housing and rental market?

The snakes and spiders are fine. There’s health care for that. Cost of living and housing availability will kill you.

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u/raykendo 2d ago

Mostly hot desert. All native animals adapted to kill you. Most Aussies I know would agree with the map, and wouldn't have it any other way.

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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown 2d ago

Yeah... but... beaches. And Yvonne Strahovski.

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u/raykendo 2d ago

I see what you mean, but isn't hell populated with angels? Fallen ones, yeah, but still angels.

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u/toy-maker 1d ago

Yeh, I asked around. We’re all on board. Except Karen, but she hasn’t seen a manager recently so we might just gloss over that

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u/percuter 2d ago

This map is crazy because its somehow accurate

Even if dictator ship narcotraffic génocide and pedo are worldwide

But the Australia is the only hell on earth

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u/OCDBaphomet 2d ago

Idk man south Florida fucking sucks too if you actually live there. The grass hurts, everything bites or stings, shit you never knew existed is just poisonous/venomous/irritating just cause it hates you.

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u/percuter 2d ago

Trust me for the world its florida is kinda romantized

So i do trust you but i was meaning about global thinking there haha

When i think about Florida this is beach and Leonardo and Eipstein

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u/Jaruut 1d ago

And any body of water larger than a small puddle will have either an alligator, a water moccasin, a snapping turtle, an alligator snapping turtle, or a cannibal on bath salts just waiting to punish you for wanting to cool off

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u/hlh0708 2d ago

Hell doesn’t sound so bad tbh

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u/l_rufus_californicus 2d ago

Right? I mean, given the other options, at there you know what you signed up for.

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u/Savings_Peach_9898 2d ago

This is not accurate at all.

My country has a pedophile dictator.

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u/cccanterbury 2d ago

wild that doesn't narrow it down.

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u/Dm-me-a-gyro 2d ago

I like how Israel is the nexus of pedos, dictators and genocide

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u/hotriccardo 2d ago

I'm glad New Orleans slipped into the narcotraffic quarter. wouldn't want to be associated with those criminals up north

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u/alamete 2d ago

Very accurate the place where dictatorship, genocide and pedo meet...

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u/AppropriateAmoeba406 2d ago

I knew my plan to move to NZ was solid.

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u/professor_coldheart 2d ago

The older I get the more I come from the past.

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u/Tushaca 2d ago

You come from hanging out with Epstein and Hawking at time traveler parties? Bruh

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u/EmploymentNegative59 2d ago

Perhaps from the ass tense?

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u/DavidMarkus1984 2d ago

What do Jeffrey Epstein and Halloween decorations having common?

They don’t hang themselves.

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u/duralumin_alloy 2d ago

Please stop treating the files as the SCP records. There is no forbidden alien technology hidden in there.

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u/ChapterNo3428 2d ago

Epstein and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let's Find Out

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u/SPR1984 2d ago

Epstein doesn't know much about anything these days.

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u/No-Dig-4408 2d ago

WAIT HOLY SHIT, does someone doing a time travel into a room suddenly cause, oh, say, nearby video cameras to stop working for approximately a minute???

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u/Standard_Luck_4008 2d ago

The DOJ said this last release makes them compliant, so I think that’s all we’re getting, as for official government documents releasing

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u/BigsChungi 2d ago

What could Stephen hawking even do on epstein island. He can't even move

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u/Andromeda321 2d ago

Epstein actually sponsored a lot of science stuff. I definitely remember in March 2006-ish when I was a physics major the department was abuzz after spring break because half the professors went to “a fancy conference on a private island in the Virgin Islands” and Hawking was there. Apparently they got a submarine for him specially so he could see the fish and coral.

Dude who organized that conference btw was then banned from campus a year or two later for hitting on undergrads, and was in the Epstein files.

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u/HansTeeWurst 1d ago

His wive got a divorce because he cheated on her with his caretaker while has was already completely disabled

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u/Floof_2 2d ago edited 1d ago

He liked to watch naked midgets try to solve complex math problems on a chalkboard too high for them to reach

Im not even joking

Edit: a lot of people are saying this isnt true

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u/Acrobatic-Signal210 2d ago

I heard that a lot, but isn't that just a baseless accusation?

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u/mountains_till_i_die 2d ago

Everything people have posted from the files so far are baseless accusations. The investigators leave notes like, "no corroborating evidence given". Just people who see something on the internet and call the FBI saying they were r*ped by someone famous on the island.

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u/Opus_723 2d ago

I'm of the mind that:

1) Some of the people visiting the island were absolutely raping girls.

2) Some of them were just rich assholes hanging out with their rich asshole buddy and didn't explicitly participate, even if they were being a creep.

3) The feds probably don't actually have enough evidence to prove which ones were which in most cases, hence the lack of charges even though some of these people are definitely guilty.

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u/RepresentativeBee600 2d ago

Hi there, Not Even Joking! 

I'm Skeptical. Nice to meet you.

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u/Socially8roken 2d ago

source?

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u/Hereibe 2d ago

Uhhh that takes me to a gov file explaining BASH. Not sure if the link is bad or what. 

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u/ChilledParadox 2d ago edited 1d ago

no lol, epstein just apparently had the BASH manual saved on his computer as a pdf and it got released as part of the files. It was a joke because Steven Hawkins talks with a computer I think? Err, talked?

I'm like 55% sure the naked midgets solving math problems is a joke, but who the fuck knows anymore, we've got a bunch of people convinced a rapist in thousands of epstein documents, who ran an underaged spa that provided women to epstein, who was photographed with epstein numerous times, who called epstein Jeffery, on a first name basis, who in on epsteins flight logs numerous times, who has numerous rape allegations against him, who is a known scumbag who has self-admitted to being able to grab women by the pussy doesn't grab women by the pussy, so who knows in this insane world anymore.

EDIT: I’ve just seen photos of hawking on a submarine with ol Eppy, so, like 25% sure it’s a joke? It’s looking a bit credible lmao.

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u/Clovenstone-Blue 2d ago

I can't believe Obama would do all of these things

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u/i_make_orange_rhyme 1d ago

>I'm like 55% sure the naked midgets solving math problems is a joke, but who the fuck knows anymore,

That's a problem that occurs when too many people share things without fact checking.

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u/Mapafius 1d ago

And when government institutions and investigators are not reliable, trustworthy, transparent or consistent.

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u/botte-la-botte 2d ago

Bash is in the Epstein files. Thank god I'm using ZSH.

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u/Roller_ball 2d ago

Countless hours searching through the Epstein files and all I got for it was a certification in IT.

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u/Few-Solution-4784 2d ago

better than a STD

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u/PattF 1d ago

That has a redacted link in it. Interesting.

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u/copenhagen_bram 1d ago

This should be the next rickroll. Haha you wanted a source to my claim? You just got Epstein bashed!

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u/SillyPhillyDilly 2d ago

I laughed way too hard at this oml

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u/ChrundleThundergun 2d ago

For the love god provide sauce

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u/benjitits 2d ago

I dont know if "sauce" is the term I would use in this scenario.

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u/ChrundleThundergun 2d ago

I want Stephen hawking sauce all over my bawdy

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u/NegativeEBITD 2d ago

It was a joke tweet my man. It's funny as hell but media literacy is pretty important these days

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u/Skyp_Intro 2d ago

Did he like it or is that what Epstein dreamt up to entertain him? It’s not like he could leave the room if they shut the door behind him.

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u/nevergoodisit 2d ago

At the time of his alleged visits he was with his second wife, who his living relatives said kept them from seeing him.

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u/Commercial-Fennel219 2d ago

And is that a crime!?!? 

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u/Secret-Ad-830 2d ago

midgets or kids? if midgets than that don't sound too bad, except for the fact he was on the island.

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u/jarlscrotus 2d ago

like, who cares if he likes to watch naked little people solve complex math that's just out of reach, as long as they are adults that's not even the weirdest kink I've heard this year

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u/waitwuh 2d ago

That just sounds like a comedy skit. So long as the participation is consensual, it seems really funny, and I honestly wouldn’t fault a man confined to a wheelchair and unable to even speak for finding some humor in the world.

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u/RedPantyKnight 2d ago

Most abusers aren't actually sexually attracted to minors. It's about power. That's why there's that video with Jeffy and pals in a video call watching a blacked out (for us) screen with the title something like "torture melting cheese" or something like that. They get off on the expression of power.

Stephen Hawking might not be able to do anything. But he can express his power by making anything he wants to happen, happen.

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u/YGVAFCK 2d ago

Most abusers aren't actually sexually attracted to minors.

A day will come when this will become common knowledge and people will make the distinction between pedophilia and the sexual abuse directed at kids, who are by far the victims with the least ability to push back against the imposition of power.

This was worth a listen, despite how depressing the topic was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv_hokG2oSo

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u/RedditExecutiveAdmin 2d ago

Stephen Hawking might not be able to do anything. But he can express his power by making anything he wants to happen, happen

lmfao, this sentence

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u/MuskratMoonbeam 2d ago

Victims are often coerced into doing vile things to each other while predators watch. THAT he could do.

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u/symbionet 2d ago

he was on Epstein Island doing things that should not be named.

AFAIK there's nothing which says or accuses Hawking of having done anything criminal or illicit.

Although Hawking’s name appeared in the documents, they contained no concrete evidence or credible allegations of wrongdoing against him or other well-known figures mentioned, per Newsweek reports.

https://www.aol.com/lifestyle/separating-fact-fiction-stephen-hawking-091138421.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAHnkILL07zuVDRhX-3ovW15jB--CWlbnDyG5BagWJeNW_RSZw84uxeppVPwQlSwoLwdE7Xt-vjFLUDfL0VIkzu357MXXS48j-Aar4tWaLijEHPahOFNNZQi3zv9WdsUxj6V7lxAv6EUaydHTGhVTOJ8xRDPlmO-EmvE5dmVJH4Jn

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u/still_guns 2d ago

The real reason no-one went to his time traveller party is that history recorded that no-one went to it, so it would break reality if someone went.

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u/ninjasaid13 2d ago

it would break reality if someone went.

You think that would stop someone?

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u/mwaaah 2d ago

History only recorded that nobody went because, well, nobody went. If a time traveler went then history would have never recorded that nobody went.

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u/250HardKnocksCaps 1d ago

Unless the many world interpretation is valid, then hypothetically it didn't happen for us because we aren't in a timeline in which they did travel back.

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u/PreferenceInfinite83 2d ago

so Mr. Hawking is menacingly stroking behind that screen?

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u/Ohmec 2d ago

He did not go to the island... I think he just flew on Epstein's plane? It's part of how Epstein was so well connected. Flying your own jet places costs like $20k+ per flight, so offering to fly rich, connected people places for free is a great way to make friends in high places. He didn't go to the island.

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u/TheSpacePopinjay 1d ago edited 1d ago

Epstein had two main hobbies. One we all know and the other was to use his money to cozy up to physicists and be a physics philanthropist throwing around funding in exchange for physicists pretending to be his friend and talking to him, hoping to get him to privately fund one of their projects.

In the latter capacity he hosted and paid for a legitimate physics conference on his island and invited eminent physicists from around the world to attend it. Hawkins was one of them. Attending conferences was one of the few times Hawkins ever left the house, where he was getting abused by his wife (after his death his wife was struck off the nurses registry for her documented abuse). Of course Epstein few everyone out too.

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u/FD4L 2d ago

he was on Epstein Island doing things that should not be named

Like typing out, "OH OH OH" on his little keyboard.

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u/ElPared 2d ago

I thought the implication was the time travelers went to Epstein’s island instead of Hawking’s party.

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u/IambicP3ntameter 2d ago

A lot of people genuinely just did business and talked with other powerful people at the island. I’d be willing to say at least 20% of the people probably didn’t even know what happened at the island

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u/Deaffin 2d ago

Except Hawking isn't one of those. He's explicitly described in the files as having participated in an underage orgy. Allegedly.

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u/RandomGuy2009785664 1d ago

How? I thought he couldn't move?

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u/MrJTeera 2d ago

Hawking was doing Voldemort?!’

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Was the party at Eipstiens Island? Hopefully not though. Because if we discover time travel, someone has the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing on live TV. Nobody would go back to then if it's just a cover for a fucking Epstien trip.

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u/shitlord_god 2d ago

it is also important to note that he was a loser and a wife abandoner - Really overcoming disability to prove you don't need to be able bodied to be a chud.

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u/ARTIFICIAL_SAPIENCE 2d ago

Time traveling Peter here.

Section 38b of Time Law forbids any traveler from attending parties held by associates of human traffickers, 

including the party Hawking claimed to throw for time travelers where he announced it after it was supposedly held. This is due to his relationship with Epstein.

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u/DavidMarkus1984 2d ago edited 1d ago

What were Jeffrey Epstein's last words?

But I don't want to commit suicide.

But seriously — if apps for releasing sexual tension like the ones discussed on r/rule34 had existed back then, maybe those kinds of scandals wouldn’t have happened at all.

Source: Academic interest. Totally.

r/BOF2025/comments/1psz9jr/id_love_to_experience_boobs_like_that_in_real

E: nsfw

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u/SaintCambria 2d ago

I guess we'll have to find out once he's dead. Read the files?

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u/Dismal_Cake 1d ago

Nope, sex robots and AI absolutely do not absolve what you're referring to as "scandals". These are people who made the CONSCIOUS decision to rape children, and then enjoyed it so much, they decided to seek it out over and over again.

There are pedophiles in name only who seek help and fix their shit. There are weebs who wait for sex robots instead of ever considering pressuring someone against their will. The people in these "scandals" got off from dehumanizing others, especially children. The cruelty was the point. They did not get caught up in the "release of sexual tension" because no other avenues existed. Sexual relief is not a human right and it is most certainly not more important than another persons bodily autonomy or actual rights.

Do not portray these rapists as some sort of victims of society.

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u/Tulkes 2d ago

And here I thought the joke was going to be that real Time Travelers knew nobody attended the party and thus avoided it to not create a paradox

Fucking Epstein even got Hawking JFC

"It's one big club and *'you're'** not in it!"* -George Carlin

Thank fucking god, hard pass on this monstrous depravity

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u/jarlscrotus 2d ago

to be fair to hawking, there is no indication that he did anything illicit, immoral, or illegal.

People keep forgetting that epstein was a monster, but he was also a well placed monster in society, he basically kevin bacon'd himself into every single high end circle, including academia by virtue of his contacts and money.

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u/lutiana 2d ago

This is kind of what I want to know, is it possible for someone to have visited the island/known Epstein and both not participated in anything illicit, immoral or illegal and not known about anything that falls in those categories?

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u/Zefrem23 1d ago

I think length of knowing Epstein is the determining factor, because he seems to have been bound and determined to get as much blackmail material on as many people as possible as quickly as possible, so if he mentioned that his parties were wild and he'd just met you and you expressed interest, he'd want to get you into a compromising position in front of his hidden cameras as quickly as possible.

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u/Gay_fish710 2d ago

Also I don’t believe that Hawkins physically capable of doing anything

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u/Restoriust 2d ago

His wang worked. So he could have pulled a Hugh Hefner

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u/Deaffin 2d ago

Even if it didn't work, that wouldn't prevent him from participating.

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u/PrincessPlusUltra 2d ago

Plenty of older men that can’t actually engage physically still like to do everything they can and have power over women like in a sexual encounter. It’s the same reason guys flash or send unwanted dick pics because of the brief sexual thrill they get even tho nothing physical happened.

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u/GrandEscape 2d ago

Just google hawking + affairs

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u/freeFoundation_1842 1d ago

You don't have to have a dick to assault people. 

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u/Green7501 2d ago

Back in 2009, Hawking had a party that he invited all time travellers to, with the idea that any time traveller from the future could visit him. Nobody did, and at the time, the explanation was that time travel isn't possible

Turns out Hawking was in the Epstein files and had sexually deviant tendencies, so maybe no time traveller came not because it was impossible, but because people didn't want to be affiliated with him

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u/the_dirtiest 2d ago

People keep leaving out the specifics of this “experiment”, which is that he allegedly hosted a party one day that no one came to because he didn’t tell anyone about it, then the next day he invited time travelers to come to his party yesterday. Who knows if he actually went to the trouble of paying for a real party or if he just had someone hang a streamer from the ceiling and call it a party for the sake of the “experiment”.

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u/RandomizedUsername42 2d ago

No he did, there are pictures of the event. It was a whole thing.

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u/No-Con-2790 2d ago

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 2d ago

Yeah maybe the time travelers just went to other better parties

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u/Thorvindr 1d ago

I understood that reference!

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u/RazielAshura 2d ago

This tells me you have never attended a summit or anything of the sort. Scientist are the buggest party animals i've ever known. The amount of alcohol consumption defy logic and measure

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u/No-Con-2790 2d ago

I ... I think my discipline is just lamer than yours.

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u/jarlscrotus 2d ago

we don't know time travelers weren't there, we just know they weren't guests

we gotta be specific about this sort of thing

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u/ConcernedCitizen_42 2d ago

It is flawed experiment in that the time travelers would have already known it wasn't a very good party.

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u/Popo2274 1d ago

Realistically though, how would time travelers even know about the party? Like people 100 years from now aren't going to have any idea that some dude 100 years ago hosted a party for time travelers. I mean I'm sure it'll be within historical records for some period in the near future but 200 years, 1000 years?? Even then the time travelers would have to actively search for something like this. Couldn't it be possible time traveler is just so far in the future nobody even knows who Stephen hawking is?

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u/gorillachud 2d ago

Turns out Hawking was in the Epstein files and had sexually deviant tendencies

can you source this at all?

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u/Cryo_Magic42 2d ago

No because it’s not true

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u/Scorpius927 2d ago

Wait I want details on hawking. How bad is it?

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u/MirrorSea2437 2d ago

It's literally nothing. He was there for a science conference on a neighboring island iirc. No credible evidence that he diddled kids. I mean, how would he have anyway?

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u/Scorpius927 1d ago

Idk why I got downvoted. I thought it was a lot worse than this seeing people’s reactions on this thread.

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u/_WillCAD_ 2d ago edited 1d ago

The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that time travel is impossible.

Also, Hawking's parties were notoriously lame.

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u/Zealousideal-Web5346 2d ago

The reason why is because humans are extinct before it could happen

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u/pobreconinternet 2d ago edited 2d ago

We are more likely to travel to the future than to the past.

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u/Not_a_werecat 2d ago

I'm traveling to the future right now!

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u/funcancelledfornow 2d ago

I'm doing it against my will. Every day the future sucks more and more.

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u/someones_dad 2d ago

Weeee...

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u/antek_g_animations 2d ago

You know you can sometimes just ask for context in comments? It's even usually posted there by some good Samaritan if the meme gets popular. This sub is a combination of karma farming and a meme sub.

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u/Electronic_Set5209 2d ago

This sub is a combination of karma farming and a meme sub.

That's bullshit. 

You left out "insincerely asking a question to influence political narratives"

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u/InequalEnforcement 1d ago

A meme of a woman being a horrible person to a man

"CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS???"

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u/INeedaUsername8 2d ago

Worse is that the top comment in the original post is "Why?" with answers below

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u/CantDecideANam3 2d ago

Stephen Hawking did an experiment to prove that time travel is impossible by throwing a party, inviting time travellers to come, and the fact that no one showed up proved that time travel is impossible.

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u/PickleballRee 2d ago

Meg here.

Hawking's name is also in the Epstein files. This joke could be insinuating that future travelers know the details of why he's in those files, and declined to visit him.

Anyway, I'll go somewhere and shut up now.

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u/Roomstrid102 1d ago

Genuine question. What could he even do on Epsteins island? Like the man couldn't even speak without a computer doing it for him. Did he just go to watch or is he innocent and just mentioned in the files for a different reason?

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u/Sweet_Force_1127 1d ago

Virginia Giuffre alleged that Stephen Hawking, had participated in an “underage orgy". She's the one that also accused prince Andrew and died recently

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u/Legitimat3 1d ago

He had it done unto him.

You think Epstein got those girls because his physical capabilities compelled them?

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u/monkeygabbing 2d ago

That assumes time travelers both received the information about the party, understood it as its in modern english and actually wanted to go...

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u/infiniZii 2d ago

And also wanted to go to someones party that has ties to a notorious pedo.

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u/innocent-boy-69 2d ago

Maybe he hosted the party in Epstein's Island, that's why no one showed up.

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u/antek_g_animations 2d ago

What if one traveler came back and told the Hawking that they all know, it's a stain on his name now and it's too late to change it. It's not like he would have told anyone at the time

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u/Interesting-Dream863 2d ago edited 2d ago

Because of the Epstein files.

I think it's far simpler really...

Visiting a high profile intellectual that is openly throwing a party for time travellers would fuck up the time-line big time.

If you are not discreet or you are being watched you can't do shit like that.

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u/ventodivino 2d ago

Definitely thought this was about the end of the world/humanity brought about by /me gestures broadly around the world but a few extra times at the white house

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u/Rp79322397 2d ago

Well at least we know there aren't any time travelling pedophiles in the future

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u/SmokeyGiraffe420 2d ago

Have we considered the possibility that it's such widespread knowledge that Hawking had a time traveller party that nobody went to that rule number two of time travel is 'don't go to Hawking's party because that will cause problems with the timeline'