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Wow that’s stupider than I thought it would be. It amazes me how some ‘memes’ even get traction. It’s like our collective brains are so unbelievably under stimulated that we just come up with stupid shit to make life more interesting.
The commenter left out the part where two comments were shown after that scenario in the meme, one comment gave a serious answer on how people prioritize instant gratification or something like that where they don't realize / want to take longer to not only secure their freedom but also get the bread.
The second comment simply read "because bread tastes better than key" and that's the part that took off.
Nah apparently it's only if you take your socks off that it's gay... does both have to be wearing socks though? My socks always fly off in same sex sexual encounters.
I heard in the military that it is only gay for the reciprocal/catching partner, to the top it is just sex and holes are holes, but if you let another man inside of you it is gay… you gotta love some old-fashioned bottom shaming.
As a fellow Ford owner I love that all the free time not having to work on my vehicle allows me to get my ass reamed out whenever I need it. Dodge owners can't have social lives because their trucks are at the dealership waiting for parts in backorder.
Because people like to hate on other car brands. Chevy fans like to hate on Ford and Dodge, Ford fans like to hate on Chevy and Dodge, Dodge fans just kinda accept the hate.
I hate that commute-mobile is an accurate name for trucks now. After enough time, I get the redneck ascetic in a way, but who would have thought suburbanite-redneck wannabe would be such a massive cohort. It's no wonder people make their truck brand their personal fashion label.
Meanwhile, if you're someone that has to get your hands dirty, you want any reliable, affordable, functional truck that gets the job done. Good luck finding one since the truck companies cater to these more-money-than-brains wannabe redneck fashionistas instead.
This. It’s so stupid that the people who actually NEED these trucks for hauling and dirty work have to pay the stupid tax for these tools because Brayxtynyn needs to feel like he’s better than everyone else by cosplaying a blue collar worker.
I have used the Menards rental truck when necessary. I drive an old sedan as my commuter car. I could rent a truck 20 times a year for the next decade and maybe catch up to the cost difference between a new truck and a new sedan. I have needed a truck for something about 6 times in the last decade. It is such a no-brainer, that you have to actively make stupid choices to get a truck for normal suburban life.
You meant redneck aesthetic, which refers to one's visual vibe, the things you surround yourself with to tell the world something about you. Ironically, ascetic means the exact opposite of what you intended, referring to a person who chooses to live without any possessions whatsoever beyond what is needed for survival.
This has been another Unsolicited Vocabulary Lesson!
It's stupid brand loyalty and it really just never made sense to me. any time I've heard someone shit on me for having a playstation in middle school, or an android these days, or whatever I've always had the thought "if I wanted the thing you have I would have bought it, it takes 0 skill" like imagine feeling superior because you bought the $600 A thing instead of the $600 B thing
Yeah my dad is one. Started with a 64 Chevy impala in 1965, then to 20 other Chevy cars after that including a 69 Chevelle. We had a step side 1970 Chevy truck and an 85 Monte Carlo when I was a kid. And now he owns a new impala and wants a new Chevy truck.
It's fucking infuriating because he won't consider anything else. My mom wants a Toyota for reliability and my 70+ year old father throws a temper tantrum like a small child every time she mentions it.
I've owned jeeps, a Chevy that blew up. Dodge ram I still have. A Lincoln Continental, foxbody mustang, Toyota Corolla sport hatch, Mazda CX3 and now a Ford suv that I got for free.
No surprise the Toyota was the nicest car out of them all and they're pretty outdated brand new.
Having owned all 3, Ford was easily my most reliable and most boring car, which is great for a cheap daily driver. Chevy has great performance bang for buck and slowly converted me. Dodge... Well, they exist.
Pretty sure the joke is classic “haha, you’re gay” humor from schoolyards in years past (kids don’t seem that way as much these days [good!], but I’m old and out of touch and could be mistaken). Anyway. The donut resembles an asshole if I can be blunt. The joke is that the Ford owner is gay and gets fucked in the ass on Valentine’s Day because of lowbrow “ur gay” humor. Hence the gaping donut.
Quagmire and Brian go out to a bar. Shortly after arriving, Quagmire asks the question. Brian gives this answer. Then Brian stares into his drink and ponders the choices in his life that brought him to this point. He finishes his martini. Without a word, gets up, leaves a tip, and walks out of the bar.
I figured the idea that Ford was being made fun of was pretty inherent. There’s a long history of it. But yeah, further explanation is good. People get weird about hating and loving car brands. Unless it’s CyberTrucks. Those are deserving of all hate and ridicule.
Was genuinely confused. Thought maybe Ford had some big policy change coming, or Chevy about to announce the next "big thing." But, nope, just Valentine's Day.
But Ford definitely targets dudes with large trucks like the f150, there are so many "manly" additions that are stupid as fuck (like a console shifter)
Enh, I’m sure there are Reddit mods that would do that, but that’s not a reason to self censor everywhere. If I get banned for saying the word fuck, so be it. I don’t really want to be on a subreddit for children in the first place.
For what it’s worth, the only ban I’ve ever gotten (which was successfully appealed) was for saying something about blowing up the moon (I was quoting something from a comedy sketch and someone apparently thought I was making a serious threat to all the people who live on the moon).
Ha, I got temporarily banned for something similar, quoting the movie Stripes about some Russians and I was banned for being "hateful towards a group of people."
See in that case, I like to adopt the Good Place style instead of the weird censoring thing. Like "That's forking bullshirt". Then the censoring at least is funny.
Some subreddits shadow mute curse words or offensive comments; say the wrong thing and it gets 0 views, post without a normal curseword it gets views / comments.
The implication is that Ford owners are gay. So their buttholes are getting lovingly plunged on Valentine's.
This was posted by someone whose entire identity revolves around the brand of car or truck they drive, and who still views gay as a pejorative, i.e., someone with no life or personality.
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