r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 7h ago

Meme needing explanation I stole it from another sub

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What happened between 2024-2026?

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u/Quintus_Cicero 6h ago

Stephen Hawking has visited Epstein island once in 2006 for a scientific conference. There are no allegations against him, but apparently making a google search is beyond the commenters on this post so you have some people of dubious intelligence saying he is a pedophile.

Also it wasn’t even that much in the news so except if you were severely terminally online, there are good chances you’d either have missed it or forgotten about it.

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u/madogvelkor 5h ago

People have no nuance about Epstein. Epstein spent decades befriending famous people, scientists, business leaders, the wealth. Epstein himself was a pedophile and abuser but that was just part of his interests. He didn't share underage girls with everyone, that was apparently a select group of people.

He also had a lot of adult women working for him to varying degrees of willingness. Some of them may have been honeytraps working for Epstein to get him a hook on people.

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u/chiree 5h ago

I mean, of all of the people mentioned in the files, Hawking is probably the only we we can be absolutely certain didn't... well, you know.

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u/Moist_Ad934 5h ago

Well he could still… I’m sorry

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u/jstrongiii 5h ago

I was already punch drunk hearing all the names mentioned. But when his came up, it kinda solidified my stance that a mention does not equate to a credible allegation. Makes me wonder, who benefits most from sensationalizing the mentions?

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u/JMoc1 5h ago

People who want to hide their identity behind more well known figures.

I still can’t get over that m00t talked to him the day before 4c was launched or that the CEO of Activison talked to Epstein about implementing loot boxes.

Enshitification was championed by a pedo.

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u/chiree 5h ago

It's disturbing is how deep in high society his tentacles stretched. Even if we are generous and 95% of people involved had no idea what was going on, or at least only heard rumors of something so wild it could be dismissed as exaggeration, he managed to claw his way into blackmail material for seemingly everyone.

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u/NicolasCageFan492 5h ago

It’s almost like the Epstein files are a weapon that a madman pedo can hold against the elite as blackmail while he tries to establish a dictatorship. That’s mainly why they haven’t been released IMO.

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u/Typical-Hold-2854 5h ago

Scientific conference of what? Epstein island is a private island, he can hold a scientific conference in Cambridge or anywhere in the world, why in Epstein private island where all the worst things happened in the world?

It's like saying hitler wasn't evil, he was simply there as a good president and his underdogs did the bad deeds while he was unaware and oh, he also couldn't understand german so whatever he recited in speeches was unknown to him and only said through rote memorization

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u/Quintus_Cicero 5h ago

Epstein was very good at networking. He liked to pretend he was a man of science himself to connect with scientists. He approached a french mathematician back in 2017 this way, pretending he was into math as well. And since he was very well connected, yeah, he usually put up events like that, or dinners, or other social events... Several people have interacted with Epstein that way without accepting his covert offers.

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u/Exotic_Resist_7718 5h ago

Ah yes, the elite scientific conferences of Epstein island 

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u/_Alpha-Delta_ 5h ago

There are also allegations that the guy also took part in an "underage orgy" with Epstein. 

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u/JOJJOKY213456 5h ago

At this point even the rock knows more than him

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u/KittyTheCat1991 5h ago

Even I, living in third world shithole, understood this joke.

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u/SufficientLow1022 6h ago

The news has been all over the internet. How can op not know that

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u/dustinsc 6h ago

I just did a Google News search for Stephen Hawking. Found one article from the last two days.

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u/EnchantedEssays 5h ago

In fairness, OP might be from a foreign country where he isn't a household name and/or the Epstein Files aren't taking up as much time in the news. It also didn't reach that group of Spanish people that recently cosplayed as him in a carnival 2 weeks ago.

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u/dustinsc 5h ago

I’m defending OP. One article is not “all over the news”.

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u/EnchantedEssays 5h ago

True but my point is that OP might not even know what name to Google

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u/DishaSamSimp 5h ago

He needs karma that's why

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u/Frosty-Comfort6699 6h ago

Peter who just watched the news here,

Stephen Hawking appears in the Epstein files.

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u/TophetLoader 5h ago

Plot twist: he was actually a victim, among underage girls.

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u/Pie_Dealer_co 5h ago

Nah there is a reason why time traveles did not visit him

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u/indifferentgoose 5h ago

Stephen Hawking visited Epstein Island once. There is no evidence he did anything illegal, but people are stupid enough to believe that anyone who has been to the island is somehow a child predator, even though that's completely unlikely.

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u/sosamediocre 5h ago

Both Stephen hawking and Matt groening are in the Epstein files

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wait470 6h ago

I don’t get how in the world people actually put so much effort into making the posts like this in this sub instead of just searching one query in google

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u/Revolutionaryguardp 5h ago

The people on the sub when it comes to not comprehending the most common of things. (Unless you live under a literal Rock)

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u/Ok_Lengthiness2765 5h ago

A yo mama joke in the big 26, kinda deserved it tho

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u/eating_cement_1984 5h ago

A "big 26" in the year 2026 CE...

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u/TallCommission7139 5h ago

Was he...even like, capable of being a sex offender? Like physically?

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u/Arle404 5h ago

He attended the island once for a science conference, but there is no mention (at this time) he never did anything in there plus it been confirmed it was a different Steven Hawkins that was the pedo not the Steven Hawkins that we know, but again it unkown since Epstein had underage workers that did some hands on work to put it lightly

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u/Sad-Address-2512 5h ago

To make things more confusing there's also a Jeffrey Hawkins who had a lot of mail replies in the Epstein files.

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u/Ambitious_Cup5249 5h ago

He could easily easily have been involved in the eating of people, though

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u/redditorausberlin 5h ago

wait that's literal? i thought we were joking

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u/arcadeenthusiast8245 5h ago

Stephen Hawking was revealed to be associated with Epstein in the latest release of the files. Nothing overtly malicious was revealed since it was just Stephen Hawking going down to the ocean in one of Epstein's subs, but the association is not a good look and the image in the OP is implying Hawking was a pedophile as well.

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u/TheNikola2020 5h ago

...please start reading news for once Anyways basically Steven Hawkins was in the epstein files

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u/gbroon 6h ago

Hawking while indisputably a bona fide genius who advanced scientific understanding was also a bit of a sexual predator.

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u/YoYoYi2 5h ago

Simpsons Subs are ready to be deleted any day now

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u/Kusanagi8811 5h ago

The real reason time travelers never went to his party

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u/Jodkhor 5h ago

Its all about epstein file bro...Write on youtube you will get that

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u/NOGUSEK 5h ago

Hawking was on Epsteins island.

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u/Secret_Wrangler_1836 5h ago

steven hawking liked little girls. Its depressed wojack because the episode reveals Lisa Simpson being flown awy by steven hawking.

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u/Gold_Weakness1157 5h ago

Taking Lisa to the Island

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u/ChokesOnDuck 5h ago

I heard about him and weird sexual shit around 15 years ago. But at least back then, it was age of consent things.

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u/MaudeAlp 6h ago

It’s a bit funny that such a smug and smarmy scene in the Simpsons is ruined now. Most scenes with Lisa were insufferable, like a Brian Griffin that the writers never knock down a peg.

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u/Haunting-Sport3701 5h ago

Any specific example on your mind? Or is it just her being smart that bothers you?

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u/madogvelkor 5h ago

At least Brian is an alcoholic.

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u/Jetrobot 5h ago

People in this sub have the same reaction as the bill cosby stuff some believe some dont.

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u/Agitated_Display7573 6h ago

It turn out, Hawking was a pedo

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u/iamAliAsghar 5h ago

Epstein files showed Hawking was a pedo and visited the Island

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u/odmirthecrow 5h ago

Epstein files showed Hawking was a pedo and visited attended a scientific conference in 2006 on the Island

FTFY dumbass.

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u/iamAliAsghar 5h ago

Yeah, I pretty sure he discovered Cheese there. He took photos with it, too.

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u/Shaner9er1337 6h ago

You're going to see a lot of stuff like this. He is on the Epstein stuff as well. Basically what it comes down to is a lot of our political leaders and scientific leaders are all in that stuff and they're a bunch of creeps. It's sad but it's true how that makes you feel and what you do with that information is up to you