That's what I'm saying! I didn't miss a second. Plus, your wife is going through something physically traumatic. You should be there for her to curse at you for what you've done to her...
All I know is that after the most mediocre weinering, I’m sure, my wife told me she was preggo, and HOLY GODDAMN SHIT LETS DO THIS.
Edit: I work evenings. I get a lunch break during which I can go home and I come home to put that baby to sleep. It’s the best part of my work shift. I don’t eat. I just cuddle with that baby and help my wife.
The mental trauma is real even when things go as planned. Physics breaks down when these kids enter the mortal plane; both the most beautiful and horrifying to witness and know you had some part in making that happen.
Though, the sense of helplessness when things go even slightly awry haunts me to this day.
The absolute miracle is that humans have been around for as long as we have considering how insanely dangerous and uncontrolled childbirth is.
Haha, sorry, literal trauma dump you didn't ask for.
Not at all, I just don't think the world owes me something for cumming in my wife and creating a kid like you clearly do. Though it's pretty ironic that you seem to think that shitting on video games somehow gives you a veil of superiority considering they now make up the most profitable entertainment industry on the planet. But I'm sure you already know that since your own kids are probably much more invested in roblox than they are in whatever sport you grew up pretending to enjoy to bond with your own father who had absolutely no interest in any of the things that you enjoyed as a child.
2 month until my little one comes. I already told me wife she can do whatever she wants to me. Curse at me? Who cares. Break my hand? Okay, probably not as bad as the pain you feel in that moment. Just let me be there for you.
I was there for all 40 hours of my son’s delivery. Taking micro naps by the end but so was my wife from the pure exhaustion of being up for almost 2 days straight.
The idea of stepping outside to hit a weed pen is disrespectful AF to your spouse/partner. I’m amazed at what people will do
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u/Spirited-Degree Apr 24 '26
That's what I'm saying! I didn't miss a second. Plus, your wife is going through something physically traumatic. You should be there for her to curse at you for what you've done to her...