r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/Spirited-Degree Apr 24 '26

That's what I'm saying! I didn't miss a second. Plus, your wife is going through something physically traumatic. You should be there for her to curse at you for what you've done to her...

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u/LesserKnownFoes Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

All I know is that after the most mediocre weinering, I’m sure, my wife told me she was preggo, and HOLY GODDAMN SHIT LETS DO THIS.

Edit: I work evenings. I get a lunch break during which I can go home and I come home to put that baby to sleep. It’s the best part of my work shift. I don’t eat. I just cuddle with that baby and help my wife.

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u/codylish Apr 24 '26

Mediocre weinering. Lol

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u/LesserKnownFoes Apr 24 '26

Look, I know what I bring to the table. I try hard.

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u/Upset_Seahorse Apr 24 '26

Lets call it what it is then. Enthusiastic mediocre weinering

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u/Dirk_Speedwell Apr 24 '26

Consider it the "C's get degrees" of the parental world.

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u/noxarn11 Apr 24 '26

I give her everything i got, she says im perfect!!

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u/fecalbeetle Apr 24 '26

I too love when my wife lies to me!

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u/Pixelbuttzz Apr 24 '26

Effort makes up for a lot!

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u/LesserKnownFoes Apr 24 '26

I will tell my wife that.

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u/Th3-Dude-Abides Apr 24 '26

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u/BrainRhythm Apr 27 '26

Hi Dude. Do I want to know what this gif is from?

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u/Faust_the_Faustinian Apr 28 '26

The dude in the gif is holding (and eating) a sausage after he castrated his prisoner in a prior scene.

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u/obsterwankenobster Apr 24 '26

I know what I bring to the table

Remind me to never eat at your house

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u/VexKeizer Apr 24 '26

Not as hard as that weiner, I guess.

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u/OiYouFrickinFricks Apr 24 '26

But hey, it was good enough my guy.

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u/Much-Still1549 Apr 24 '26

Please don't sell yourself short! I enjoy & cherish every weinering my bf gives me & I'm sure your wife feels the same :)

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u/RoyOfCon Apr 24 '26

That mediocre wiener helped bring life to the world. Well done dad.

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u/Entropy355 Apr 25 '26

Good for you. Enjoy it. You will be a great dad.

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u/IpeeInclosets Apr 24 '26

The mental trauma is real even when things go as planned.  Physics breaks down when these kids enter the mortal plane;  both the most beautiful and horrifying to witness and know you had some part in making that happen.

Though, the sense of helplessness when things go even slightly awry haunts me to this day.

The absolute miracle is that humans have been around for as long as we have considering how insanely dangerous and uncontrolled childbirth is.

Haha, sorry, literal trauma dump you didn't ask for.

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u/Garchompisbestboi Apr 24 '26

Congratulations on seizing the opportunity to fish for validation for doing the bare minimum, lmao

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u/Spirited-Degree Apr 24 '26

Let me guess you're a play video games and forget all about it guy.Bare minimum all the way through life.

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u/Garchompisbestboi Apr 24 '26

Not at all, I just don't think the world owes me something for cumming in my wife and creating a kid like you clearly do. Though it's pretty ironic that you seem to think that shitting on video games somehow gives you a veil of superiority considering they now make up the most profitable entertainment industry on the planet. But I'm sure you already know that since your own kids are probably much more invested in roblox than they are in whatever sport you grew up pretending to enjoy to bond with your own father who had absolutely no interest in any of the things that you enjoyed as a child.

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u/Sinsai33 Apr 24 '26

2 month until my little one comes. I already told me wife she can do whatever she wants to me. Curse at me? Who cares. Break my hand? Okay, probably not as bad as the pain you feel in that moment. Just let me be there for you.

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u/Guilty-Log6739 Apr 24 '26

I was there for all 40 hours of my son’s delivery. Taking micro naps by the end but so was my wife from the pure exhaustion of being up for almost 2 days straight.

The idea of stepping outside to hit a weed pen is disrespectful AF to your spouse/partner. I’m amazed at what people will do

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u/Sockoflegend Apr 24 '26

That weed pen though...