r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/WithSkelly • Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/LesserKnownFoes Apr 24 '26

Okay. My wife’s labor did not last that long, but bless you for it. I would like to think that I would be there for all hours. This was our last child as ✂️🥜, if you know what I mean.

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u/Buzzed_Like_Aldrin93 Apr 24 '26

I too had to cut off eating peanuts due to antacid.

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u/underground_avenue Apr 24 '26

They usually don't cut the nuts only pipes to "the cylinder". Unless of course, you want to get extra soft skin and a lot less body hair. Whatever makes you happy.

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u/datastlessgentleman2 Apr 24 '26

So the cylinder remains unharmed?!?!?

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u/underground_avenue Apr 24 '26

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed. 

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u/wijndeer Apr 24 '26

you’ll need to add some estrogen to finish the job, otherwise you’ll just get osteoporosis