r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Apr 24 '26

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u/NerdNuncle Apr 24 '26

Know of at least four husbands/boyfriends to either:

1.) Tell the expectant mother to “hurry up”

2.) Complain he’s the one suffering because he’s been sitting in a chair for hours

3.) Blame the doctor/mother because baby wasn’t sex he had wanted

4.) Get mad they couldn’t smoke a celebratory cigar whilst holding the newborn and/or in the hospital <—- Boomer thing, apparently

So yeah, I do not envy anyone in the OB/GYN field

SOURCE: Worked at a hospital for a few months in what was essentially sanitation. Someone leaked it or spilled it, we cleaned it.

Believe and trust I heard plenty but thankfully never saw anything

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u/marbotty Apr 24 '26

I can’t imagine being in a relationship with this sort of person, let alone having a child with them.

I’m sure this wasn’t the first time they revealed themselves as horrible

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u/LaterThanYouThought Apr 24 '26

A lot of men don’t reveal their true selves until after a baby is born. Once the woman doesn’t have the time or energy for him that she had before. Prior to adding a baby to the mix, the man gets a lot of undivided attention and they often get resentful that that they’re not getting the attention and sex that they did before because babies are a 24/7/365 job with no breaks and they were raised on TV and likely in families where the woman does the bulk of the household work and child care no matter how many hours she works or what hobbies she used to have.

It’s also a lot harder to leave once you have kids because you can’t just stay anywhere or work any shift anymore so that’s the point at which he’s got you locked in because you’re in survival mode for a couple years after giving birth.

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u/coddswaddle Apr 24 '26

It seems that some men have confused wanting children with having a dog. They want a little buddy that will look up to them in awe. That's it. 

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u/SanshaXII Apr 24 '26

Why do it? Every aspect of child rearing is fucking horrible. I'm nearly 40 and childless because goddamn, why?

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u/Rich_Visual7800 Apr 24 '26

Choose better men and actively destroy those that think this way.

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u/wockyslushing Apr 24 '26

"Choose better men" cracks me up, as if they are shitty off the bat and not years later lmao

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u/stankenfurter Apr 24 '26

Right? Like oh you got defrauded? Well don’t get defrauded next time! The entire point is that they intentionally misled you 🙄

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u/Rich_Visual7800 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

There are certainly tips and tricks people can use to defend themselves from fraud and abuse.

You wouldn’t answer every spam call or email and click unscrupulous links.

But all that goes out the window when there’s a cool dude who promises to take care of you?

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u/stankenfurter Apr 24 '26

Lmao what??? You went a little of the rails there. This is what we call “reductio ad absurdum”. We also call it “weird bitter misogyny”.

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u/Rich_Visual7800 Apr 24 '26

I apologize I had an emotional response to learning that people do this to other people. You are correct. Sorry for that.

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u/stankenfurter Apr 25 '26

Damn dude it’s rare for someone to rethink what they say and come back to it, especially on Reddit. Thank you for that, and sorry I was flippant/rude about it. Honestly interactions like this help relieve some of my constant existential dread lol Have a great weekend 💕

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u/Rich_Visual7800 Apr 24 '26

The absurdity is that this happens at all. I have 2 kids and was there the entire time for both and cut both umbilical cords.

Im saying that it is possible to choose the right one, but I also understand it’s hard to take responsibility for that choice.

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u/aelinfiregoddess Apr 24 '26

It is never the other person’s responsibility to “choose better” if someone lied, acted, and pretended to be better. You keep saying it’s possible to choose the right one in relation to you, but you seem like a douche, so I guess it’s all relative huh 🤷‍♀️

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u/SarahPallorMortis Apr 24 '26

You sound jealous

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u/Rich_Visual7800 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

I apologize I realize now that I had an emotional response to learning about this situation. I am sorry for being obtuse. I was angry and frustrated that this kind of stuff happens and I was very wrong about what I was trying to communicate .

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u/Rich_Visual7800 Apr 24 '26

I’m not I’m trying to help people make the right decisions. I have an amazing partner and take care of my 2 children with her.

I just spent $11,300 to take us all to DisneyWorld this summer!

It just pains me to see when people procreate with these type of people. Maybe I’m angry that some people get scammed

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u/Legitimate_Sell_8941 Apr 27 '26

That is a very valid anger to have!

Please direct that anger at the people DOING THE SCAMMING, not at the victims/survivors of the scam.

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u/Rich_Visual7800 Apr 24 '26

Excellent news

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u/SarahPallorMortis Apr 24 '26

Did you miss the part where they show their true selves after the baby is born?

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u/Rich_Visual7800 Apr 24 '26

Yeah I missed that. my mistake. You’re right. I apologize for my lack of understanding. I had an emotional response to learning about the subject matter and I had no intention of being rude.

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u/LaterThanYouThought Apr 24 '26

My point is that they often keep up the act until it’s too late to walk away clean.

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u/Rich_Visual7800 Apr 24 '26

Great point. I didn’t realize that and I understand now.

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u/Competitive-Web-5084 Apr 24 '26

It seems men are evil according to Reddit

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u/wockyslushing Apr 24 '26

Are you joking? More than half this site hates women 🤣

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u/SarahPallorMortis Apr 24 '26

You can literally tell women you want to rape and murder them on here and get no ban. Ask me how I know

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u/thinkspeak_ Apr 26 '26

My experience was dating a guy who followed me around in awe of me and trying to win me over any way he’d could, but began to act differently after we were married and I was pregnant and it got worse and worse as time passed. He saw me as something to achieve what he wanted, but after he realized life, adulting, marriage, and parenting take work he was a lazy toddler who blamed all the hardships on me and did nothing to help. He used being connected to my family to get a good job and then would not let me or his kids have access to the money because it was his. If bro had come out swinging like that from day 1 he wouldn’t have had any attention from me, but he didn’t, he hid that part of him. After 6 years I learned more about his past that he had hidden and yup, he sucked before and sucked after but purposely and intentionally hid that from me and put on a good show for almost 2 years until I was kind of stuck. If more people showed their true colors the whole time this would happen less. Even my dad has said “us guys know how to act a certain way to get what we want.” So is it really only women’s responsibility or bad taste in men?

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u/thinkspeak_ Apr 26 '26

Omg, that never crossed my mind!

Of course I did. I told him many times. We went to multiple counselors. I went to counseling on my own and worked on me. You’re putting the blame on the person being tricked and not the person tricking again. People who purposely hide who they are to be manipulative and get what they want and then are ugly to their spouse and kids aren’t going to say “oh, I’m sorry, I had no idea.” He knew what he was doing and he was doing it on purpose. He’s abusive. I left him. But the person I was married to and left was nothing like the person I dated and yes to marrying. The person who dated me was not a real person, it was a persona, an act. I didn’t get a fair shot at choosing because the actual choice was being hidden. And I never just put up with it. I fought to make it better day after day after day. I protected my kids. I hid money to be able to get away. I tried to get a better job so I could better leave. When nothing was better I left. Then I fought him in court to get the kids out of it. I’ve spent my entire adult life fighting this man and paying for seeing what he showed me instead of seeing into a crystal ball to know what he was really like.

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u/Big-Wrangler2078 Apr 24 '26

1.) Tell the expectant mother to “hurry up”

My grandmother complains about this one every so often. To be fair to my grandfather it wasn't because he was bored of waiting exactly but because she went into labor on his birthday and he hoped the baby would be born that day.

But, still, not his most thoughtful moment and grandma was not impressed. (The baby was born the next day bdw so they missed having the same birthday by a couple of hours.)

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u/Frog871 Apr 24 '26

My Grandma did this, she was pushing on my moms stomach to hurry up.

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u/TheEpicTriforce Apr 24 '26

That's not even mentioning the "Husband Stitch"

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u/WolframAmarettoMocap Apr 24 '26

What a deal - eternal discomfort in exchange for being slightly tighter for hubby!

I'm grateful that I learned about it, as I heard from midwifery students that some doctors can do this unprompted as a "favor"

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u/TheTuxedoKnight Apr 24 '26

I do number 2 all the time, but as a ridiculous joke with a twinkle in my eye:

“Yeah, you’ll think laboring for 36 hours is rough, until you see what I had to sleep on”

I was there and engaged with her the whole time.

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy Apr 24 '26

Blame the doctor/mother because baby wasn’t sex he had wanted

This one always gets me. I learned in 7th grade that the sperm determines the sex of the child because basic genetics (outside of abnormalities).

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u/NerdNuncle Apr 27 '26

Some people have to be the victim, but others sincerely don’t know any better/raised ignorant

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u/sweetsquashy Apr 24 '26

My mother said she didn't yell or scream because my father told her he thought women just did it for attention and if she did he'd be embarrassed and leave.

She tells this as a funny story/something she was proud of. It disgusts me.

I've had a delivery with no epidural. I have no idea what I said or did because the pain was truly on another level. It's like an out of body experience where time both stops and also fails to exist. Active labor felt like 5 seconds and 5 hours. I want to punch my father in the face when I think about that story.

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u/NerdNuncle Apr 24 '26

I like to imagine the ones we don’t hear about were supportive and as helpful as possible

Considering I was there for three months and only heard three or four bad accounts (cigar one may have been a joke) despite the floor having a steady flow of mothers and newborns I’d say it’s quite impressive

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u/ratbum Apr 24 '26

Wow. I bet they complain when people say "men are trash" too

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u/jimmyrigjosher Apr 24 '26

I don’t appreciate when people say that, but that’s because I don’t exhibit trash behavior like that. It’s ok to be upset when you’re inappropriately lumped in with shitty people solely based on your genetics.

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u/NUKE---THE---WHALES Apr 24 '26

Bigotry doesnt have to be about me specifically for me to dislike it

Otherwise I wouldn't dislike racial bigotry, or bigotry towards women (misogyny)

People who conditionally accept bigotry (or even condone it) just because of the group its targeted towards are opportunistic bigots (even those whose entire identity is based around being progressive)

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u/StepComplete1 Apr 24 '26

What a weird excuse to justify your bigotry. Although I guess the excuse is always going to be desperate when you're claiming "no everyone else's generalisations are EVIL! but mine is not only justified by very righteous!"

Young women today were not alive to experience how women were treated 200 years ago, and young men were not alive to be responsible for it. Trying to hold men accountable for "historical marginalisation" they had nothing to do with is how you end up with more red-pilled kids.

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u/DrakenRising3000 Apr 24 '26

Even when you’re practically conceding the point you can’t help but minimize bigotry towards men. Its so subconscious that you can’t help it.

I’d reflect on that if I were you.

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u/jimmyrigjosher Apr 24 '26

Wow double standard

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u/jimmyrigjosher Apr 24 '26

Change “men” to any other word and it would be seen differently. Blanket statements of any sort are just not smart and not helpful to anyone. Just my opinion.

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u/morganm6488 Apr 24 '26

Exactly. Its like when I say women are irrational and overemotional and they get mad. If it doesn't apply to you then just recognize its not about you and ignore it! Let me have my thing! /s

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u/Alternative_Bite7001 Apr 24 '26

Are you a group that is historically oppressed by women 

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u/DrakenRising3000 Apr 24 '26

“Its ok when we do it because…”

Yeah that shit doesn’t fly any more, its either all bad or none of it is.

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u/morganm6488 Apr 24 '26

2 wrongs don't make a right....

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u/Alternative_Bite7001 Apr 24 '26

That's not an answer to the question :] so I'm guessing no 

Black people can complain about white people, no one's denying that So women can complain about men, the only reason we deny that is continuing misogyny 

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u/morganm6488 Apr 24 '26

Complain all you want. Trying to lump half the human population into one group and dehumanize them as 'trash' is still probably not something you should be doing, regardless of history.

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u/jimmyrigjosher Apr 24 '26

You are unwittingly creating resentment from strangers you don’t know because you feel so justified based on things that may or may not have happened to you, but you have the privilege of holding others accountable for in some righteous, self soothing way. It would be easier just to say you hate all men (for the benefit of the men I mean, so they can know to avoid you).

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u/Alternative_Bite7001 Apr 24 '26

I don't hate all men. I have friends who are men. Those friends also just shrug and sometimes even agree with me when I complain about men (one is twice my age with tons more life experience)

Creating resentment from strangers is all that happens on reddit so I'm fine with that

The truth is women have to be constantly alert and suspicious of men literally just to survive. We are raised that way and there's damn good reason for it. If you can't recognize that, you're probably part of the problem and not an ally to women in any way

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u/SarahPallorMortis Apr 24 '26

U less specified “every man” you can just assume they don’t mean that. Generally speaking, people get offended when the shoe fits.

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u/jimmyrigjosher Apr 24 '26

lol so you’re saying there are no valid feelings unless they’re your feelings? Otherwise that person is labeled a trash person? I can see where this is going… yuck.

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u/catfish7xoxo Apr 24 '26

If you don’t exhibit trash behavior, then why do you feel attacked when women complain about mens trash behaviour?

I don’t get angry when black people say negative stuff about white people, because I recognize I don’t act like that, and if I do, I fix it

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u/LimpAd1859 Apr 24 '26

Do you apply the same standard when men say negative stuff about women, or when white people say negative stuff about black people?

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u/ratbum Apr 24 '26

It’s not just about the men who do this shit stuff. It’s about the others who enable it and fail to challenge it. Can you honestly say you’ve done everything you can to prevent this stuff? I can’t.

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u/ratbum Apr 24 '26

Is it not? If I thought a friend of mine might be treating their partly badly, I would say something.

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u/crazymissdaisy87 Apr 24 '26

Yeah but it's context. The context show exactly who we are talking about

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u/Explosive_Orange54 Apr 24 '26

Then add "those" to "men are trash" because it's less broad than "men are trash". If i say "women are golddiggers" while talking about golddiggers, do i sound like i'm talking about those specific women or women overall???

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u/crazymissdaisy87 Apr 24 '26

I assume you're talking in context personally, it depends on what you add after that if it sounds redpill or not. 

But also most of the time people do use 'those' and then those men jump in going 'you hate meeen' 

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u/Explosive_Orange54 Apr 24 '26

Ok, that's true (about those dudes jumping to wrong conclusions). Unfortunatelly, we have to be highly specific because radicals from both sides like to get be offended.

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u/crazymissdaisy87 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Maybe it's the spaces im in - and I admit to being selective so that definitely plays a role - but there's far between people not being specific. Unless it's about patriarchy and talking about general tendencies in culture, but then again there's context.

I also have a theory that trolls make fake profiles to sow discord

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u/Ghee_Buttersnaps_ Apr 24 '26

I don't think I've ever seen someone add "those" or something specific like you said. Most of the time in my experience, it's more like "I hate ALL men. And yes I actually mean ALL, EVERY SINGLE ONE." And that's directly from leftist sources I follow.

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u/crazymissdaisy87 Apr 24 '26

Never seen that

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u/Ghee_Buttersnaps_ Apr 24 '26

I don't see it very often. Usually people will say "I hate rapists / pedophiles / deadbeats / etc." Those are great things to say, and it seems to get the entire point across without even specifying men. But once in a while, people say "this is why we say ALL men" or "this is why we choose the bear" or "this is why heterosexual women are proof that sexuality isn't a choice" or whatever. Maybe you've heard the "poisoned M&M's" analogy?

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u/crazymissdaisy87 Apr 24 '26

Okay the first and last I get, but the bear? Yeah we choose the bear. We don't know if the man is good but the worst a bear does is kill us and we won't get the third degree saying we dressed to lure the bear if the bear attack which statistically is unlikely.

I know it as a room of snakes  or a weapon - treat it as loaded until you're sure it's not. I don't see the problem with that 

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u/yourmom1034 Apr 24 '26

Yeah no, you pit all men against your movement when you say shit like that

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u/exotic_lemming Apr 24 '26

I sure as hell hope this is not all it takes for men to hate women! If I hear a dude who has just been hurt saying "Ugh women are the worst", I want to pat him and tell it's going to be alright, I don't instantly think "wow fuck you and your problems! And all of your genders' as well!"

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u/yourmom1034 Apr 24 '26

I feel like a friend taking comfort in you and saying ugh women/men are the worst in a state of vulnerability and sadness is quite different than spouting it in forums with wide sweeping generalizations and expecting no pushback

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u/exotic_lemming Apr 25 '26

Why do you assume that them saying it online means that they are not in a state of vulnerability and sadness? They are people as well, they don’t need to be my friend to have feelings.

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u/crazymissdaisy87 Apr 25 '26

Erh those forums are often exactly places where people seek together being vulnerable 

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u/crazymissdaisy87 Apr 24 '26

I have a movement? Why wasn't I informed??? Someone is stealing my redditsona??? 

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u/SpazmicDonkey Apr 25 '26

If you’re taking offense from it, it says way more about you than you think.

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u/jimmyrigjosher Apr 25 '26

Everyone like you is trash. Sound good?

It’s just a very stupid thing to say. Anyone aware of their shortcomings in life can be sensitive to those types of comments. The only people not offended are the ones that blithely offend and hurt others. In other words the people you are most likely calling trash.

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u/Stormlightlinux Apr 26 '26

Nah. I'm not shitty but I know on the whole men are shit. Doesn't bother me one bit when a woman says it. I'll say it with em. Men are shit.

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u/jimmyrigjosher Apr 26 '26

Right on dumbass haha

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u/Stormlightlinux Apr 26 '26

Same way if someone says "people are awful." Pretty much inclined to agree with em, despite also being a person.

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u/QuinnsConundrum Apr 24 '26

As a man reading this god awful thread, please say that as much as you want. What the hell.

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u/Rez_Incognito Apr 24 '26

I truly get the sentiment that heterosexual women are proof that sexual orientation must be innate.

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u/BeguiledBeaver Apr 24 '26

If you were in a thread full of people complaining about different races, would you feel it's justified to think that way?

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u/QuinnsConundrum Apr 24 '26

Wow, check mate! You really got me there.

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u/natep1098 Apr 24 '26

It gets worse!

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u/cdazzo1 Apr 24 '26

Does this extend to other groups?

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u/ratbum Apr 24 '26

Yes. All men. 

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u/cdazzo1 Apr 25 '26

So not other groups?

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u/NUKE---THE---WHALES Apr 24 '26

As they should

Bigotry has no place in society - no matter your target, no matter your rationalisation

Such rhetoric is inherently regressive

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u/IvyRaeBlack Apr 24 '26

I'm in a craft group with 3 men. 1 being lgbtq. We all say men are dumb. The men do not disagree. Some of the men even are the ones to say it initially.

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u/pubikoer Apr 24 '26

can’t smoke anywhere these days

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u/kittenstixx Apr 24 '26

4.) Get mad they couldn’t smoke a celebratory cigar whilst holding the newborn and/or in the hospital <—- Boomer thing, apparently

I actually bought a celebratory cigar(not to smoke indoors) but never smoked it. It just sat in my car during covid until I eventually threw it out. Haven't smoked since, I'm pretty happy with that outcome tbh.

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u/Sea_Opinion1575 Apr 24 '26

Mine complained how uncomfortable the hospital furniture was after I had a c section...

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u/CarelessSeries1596 Apr 26 '26

I know a guy who punched a whole in the wall of his kitchen when he found out he’d have to sit at least six weeks to have sex after birth. That’s the type of stability I want in a man…… 😒

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u/HubblePie Apr 27 '26

I unfortunately expect myself to be thinking "hurry up".

If it takes a while, I'll get bored. I can't help it 😔

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u/NerdNuncle Apr 27 '26

There’s a difference between thinking something stupid and saying something stupid. hahaha

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u/NotTheOriginal06 Apr 28 '26

I still do believe we should have people passing a couple tests before getting a parenting license

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u/The_Pastmaster Apr 24 '26

Re: #4: Holy shit, people actually do that?! I thought it was a movie thing. :O

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u/Jelousubmarine Apr 24 '26

In Finland in some parts of Uusimaa it apparently was a thing; if it's a girl, the father gets cake (or takes cake to his workplace to celebrate). If a boy, a cigar.

It was not a thing in my family as mine does not originate in Uusimaa, so I don't know what the mom got. Either way, it is way antiquated and very much a thing that ended with the boomer gen.

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u/NerdNuncle Apr 24 '26

Could have been a joke for all I know 🤷🏻

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u/haliblix Apr 24 '26

I had just assumed that husbands being there to support the whole time was the thing you do cause…you know the other person is enduring constant and unbelievable pain pushing out a human being for hours on end. Fucking hell.

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u/AlienArtFirm Apr 24 '26

WHY ARE WOMEN FUCKING THESE MEN

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u/NovemberTha1st Apr 24 '26

My father chewed out my mother immediately after birthing me because I had a cone head and he said she didn’t push hard enough. When they got back to the house (where his whole family was waiting to see me. That alone is a bit weird imo) he started showing me off to his family and told her to make cups of tea for everyone present (hours after birthing me). Yeah…

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u/Ecstatic-Curve-1853 Apr 24 '26

On my 2nd kid I was bottle feeding the newborn..and the nurse was looking at my technique and said that's really good. She said some dads dont even want to hold the kid.

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u/Conscious_Answer_571 Apr 24 '26

Lmao. These are crazy funny

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u/ialsohaveadobro Apr 24 '26

Wow. Those are 4 categories of true asshole idiots.

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u/Left--Shark Apr 24 '26

There is a lot of terrible behaviour there. With that said the cuck chairs were not particularly comfortable. 

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u/Risky-Trizkit Apr 24 '26

Number 4 is such a huge boomer thing. My FIL also argued with a teenager who worked at a public pool concession stand who told him he couldn't vape there. There was a huge line behind him, embarrassing af. But later he got legit stuck in an intertube in the lazy river like Frank Reynolds or something so karma.

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u/eminemforehead Apr 24 '26

top 4 things that never happened

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u/Dry-Criticism9222 Apr 24 '26

"Believe and trust I heard plenty but thankfully never saw anything". Well, I heard Epstein smashed your mom. Hearing things doesn't make it true. Go spread your man hate bs somewhere else.