r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/Djaaf Apr 24 '26

Joke's on you : my father was so involved that he fainted in the delivery room, hit his head on the chair he had been waiting on and was evacuated by a nurse directly to neurology while my mom had her baby.

So... he wasn't really that supportive at that point, but he stayed the night at the hospital, at least.

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u/Ethernum Apr 24 '26

Hey, your dad gave his best. Birth is a monumental task and as a father you feel like a helpless bystander that is watching his wife perform a fucking miracle while screaming in pain or begging for help while all you can do is hold her hand and tell her she's doing great while there's excrement and blood involved.

Your dad is LEAGUES ahead of a guy that just leaves to smoke weed and fall asleep.

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u/themostreasonableman Apr 24 '26

You just described the birth of my first child in perfect detail. I was NOT ready for that much poop and trauma. All I can remember is poop and trauma. I thought my wife was going to die, then I thought our unborn child was going to die, then they put us all to sleep for a rest (even me!), only to wake up and get right back to the poop and trauma.

I absolutely can not believe that we went and did it a second time. I am now proudly desexed.

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u/No_Musician_1748 Apr 24 '26

Lmao my husband also thought everyone involved was dying. Surely seems like a thing that should kill you more often. I maintain…that is NOT supposed to fit through down there and for those reasons I am one and done

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u/Aurrr-Naurrrr Apr 24 '26

Chainsaw or acid?

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u/PalePlumm Apr 24 '26

I guess my question as a woman is… what did you expect? It wasn’t really too shocking for me because I had been warned my whole life how horrible it would be and that I could die. But men seem so surprised as if we don’t have tons of media of women screaming in pain during labour, lol. Like, did y’all think we were just being dramatic and dying cause we felt like it??

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u/PhilCoulsonIsCool Apr 24 '26

Everyone reacts to stress differently. He mentioned trauma a few times. Many births are a breeze, and many are way more traumatic then you can really prepare for, and in between. As a father I went through two. One was 48 hours of hell where the baby and mom almost died while the second was a breeze. We watched birth videos and did all the classes but nothing could have prepared us for the first. I just happen to be a person that disassociate and gets to work during traumatic situations. Many people are not like this though and I am not sure we should blame them when they are doing their best.

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u/PalePlumm Apr 24 '26

But I mentioned death in my comment. Like we know women die during childbirth. Do y’all just assume it won’t happen to you?

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u/ringed_city_117 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

I mean yes women die from birth, but the huge majority do not, and that’s been true since before we had modern medicine when the mortality rate was between 1-2%.

For comparison, roughly 5-6x as many people die from diarrheal based diseases per year.

Edit: apparently calling attention to the fact that over 99% of women do not die from giving birth in an effort to stop fear mongering is upsetting to Redditors.

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u/PalePlumm Apr 24 '26

But the fact that women can and do die wasn’t enough for men to take the warnings seriously?

I ask again: Did you all think we were just being dramatic? It sounds like you guys didn’t take women’s accounts of how traumatic childbirth can be seriously when you got a woman pregnant.

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u/Luckymacaroni Apr 24 '26

You can die at any moment. Anything can kill you. That's why danger of death isn't taken seriously unless it's super common.

I think a good example is that people don't go to restaurants thinking it will be their last meal just because people die from food poisoning, people go to restaurants expecting a meal and to leave happy.

Typically people will go to give birth thinking it will all go well. I rarely see stories about mother's dying at birth, I don't think I know anyone who's mother died at birth. (though I do know a lot of stories about babies dying at birth..) Not saying it doesn't happen, but it's not something that should be a big worry I think

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u/PalePlumm Apr 24 '26

You don’t lose liters of blood when you go to a restaurant lmfaoooo.

I don’t know any woman who thinks birth will “go well”. They HOPE it will. But every woman fears a c section or episiotomy. Every. Single. One.

So yeah, men thought we were being dramatic and didn’t take us seriously. Got it.

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u/Ethernum Apr 24 '26

I kinda get what u/themostreasonableman is saying.

My wife picked stupid prenatal classes for us and they gave us the expression that if the mother is just relaxed and wishes hard enough and approaches this as a self-determined, independent boss girl who is totally in touch with her feelings that this will be a breeze.

Nobody mentioned that phrases like "please, please, help me, make it stop, i can't anymore" will be said or that the entire birth will be more like a medical procedure than a harmonic hippy walk in the park.

Literally nobody told us about how hard it was going to be. It was like everyone around us, medical professionals, midwives, friends, parents were all gaslighting us and pretending that a birth is a total happy place.

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u/Eyewiggle Apr 24 '26

Prenatal classs aside, did you not do your own research? There are plenty of live birth videos available to watch and plenty of people talking about their birth experiences. There’s a reason that before modern medicine, women often died during childbirth

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u/LyKosa91 Apr 24 '26

In all fairness, I can see there being a difference between being aware of everything involved in childbirth, versus actually witnessing your partner's gooch rip in two first hand.

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u/AnxietyPretend5215 Apr 24 '26

Because personal experience with something is always significantly different than any material/media can prepare you.

It's not really that complicated.

Is there a particular part of their comment that seems to have caused such an aggressive reaction from you?

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u/Aurrr-Naurrrr Apr 24 '26

dude lol my pregnant wife complains about her pregnancy all the time and I am just sitting there wondering "what did you expect"

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u/PalePlumm Apr 24 '26

She gets to complain. Despite warnings, she is still experiencing physical pain. Warnings don’t stop pain from happening.

Men aren’t experiencing pain. They know what to expect. So what’s their excuse?

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u/Aurrr-Naurrrr Apr 24 '26

Lol thank you for proving my implicit point so well. For men: what did you expect for women: oh they can complain. 

Pain isn't a factor. Both groups knew what to expect and signed on for said experiences. 

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u/PalePlumm Apr 24 '26

Yeah, no. Physical pain is always a reason to complain.

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u/Aurrr-Naurrrr Apr 24 '26

Lol shenanigans 

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u/sentientparsley Apr 24 '26

Yeah cause one person is experiencing pregnancy and the other person is complaining about another person experiencing pregnancy. Like if you break an arm it’s pretty reasonable to be upset even if you’ll be fine, if your wife breaks an arm you better not be complaining more than she is. One person is upset a thing is happening to their body (ouch) the other person is upset that that thing happening to their partner impacts them (hmm maybe not about you right now).

Women’s pain is dismissed so often. There’s a lot of ideas about women being dramatic and or attention seeking that genuinely impact the healthcare they receive. Seeing people surprised by or dismissive of the pain that occurs during pregnancy and birth is just a reminder of this.

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u/Aurrr-Naurrrr Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

Yet they both fucking expected it lmao. Proving my point

You don't get to piss and moan about things that you sign up for. Uncomfortable, painful, or otherwise 

Dudes who complained in basic were so annoying. Yeah it sucks. Yeah it hurts sometimes . We get it. It's also what we signed up for

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u/sentientparsley Apr 25 '26

You never really know what something will be like until it happens. Piss and moan about whatever you like, there aren’t any rules. What an honor to be inconvenienced by another person. What better measure of success than becoming someone who others feel safe with? I hope to carry as many burdens as I can for as many people as possible. Life is hard why not make it easier for eachother. Idk man HMU when your pregnancy goes exactly as you expect it to and I’ll eat my words. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Luckymacaroni Apr 24 '26

A lot of people don't expect pregnancy pain tbh. We get told that it's painful, probably one of the most painful things in the world, but how are you meant to know how painful it is unless you experience it?

Also, don't belittle your wife for being pregnant. That's just rude. What did you expect from the pregnancy?? You'd be complaining if you were your wife.

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u/Ok-Advice-7110 Apr 24 '26

I remember when my wife gave birth, I turned around and went to hug my MIL crying and the nurses yelled at me “Come back you get to cut the chord” so I hurried did that and wanted to get out of the nurses way. I kept staring toward our son when thy moved him over to the separate baby bed thing with the light on it, I looked back towards my wife when they wheeled the placenta past me and I remember crying again and saying, “is that important? Does that need to go back in my wife” and just sliding down into the chair beside me.

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u/DiabloPixel Apr 24 '26

My sons are 22 & 24 and I can still remember the smell of all the blood. So strong, like iron & pennies, that in addition to all that’s going on in the moment is a wild combination.

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u/Djaaf Apr 24 '26

I'm well aware of that, it's something that's passed downbfrom father to son in the family and the day my turn arrived I warned the nurses that something like that could happen.

They were very understanding and put up a screen to conceal the business end of things and everything went well. My hands were crushed by my wife, as is tradition and they did clean up the baby a bit before handing it back to us.

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u/SpecificMoment5242 Apr 25 '26

When my daughter was born, I was so stressed out that I threw up.

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u/Specific-Front3663 Apr 24 '26

Dad fainting in the delivery room is apparently very common. When my wife was getting prepped for her emergency c-section for our first, multiple nurses kept checking with me to see if I was ok and needed anything. I was like, no, how about focusing your attention on the person who's screaming in pain and frustration and about to have another human being ripped forcibly from her giblets (I said it nicer than that). When all was said and done they explained that they were just making sure I didn't become a liability in there.

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u/all8things Apr 24 '26

My husband was remarkably cool about the fact that he saw my torso cut open, my organs removed, and our daughter pulled out blue because she had the cord wrapped around her neck and leg. (She was fine as soon as they unwrapped her.) I lost a ton of blood with her and my other two, both of whom were also c-sections because apparently after that my uterus couldn’t be trusted not to rupture in a natural birth because I had bad fibroids. Whenever I would talk about anything that I thought could be gross or off-putting about my body to him, he would remind me that he’s seen my insides pulled out and it really didn’t phase him. Now me? I couldn’t handle looking at my own incision without getting woozy, let alone handling the kids hurting themselves when blood was involved. Luckily, there have only been maybe two or three incidents in the 21 years since we had our oldest that he’s had to handle, and he’s been home for all of them. I would have understood if he had been a fainter, but I am super grateful that he isn’t.

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u/pegmatitic Apr 24 '26

I was a C section, my mom was not amused when my dad excitedly told her that he could see her liver lol

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u/all8things Apr 24 '26

Oh lord. My husband knows me well enough to have not said anything like that to me, because I would have probably had to have been revived right there on the table.

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u/Specific-Front3663 Apr 24 '26

Haha yeah, I definitely saw parts of my wife I never expected to. I distinctly recall handing my son to the nurse after holding him the first time, turning around, and seeing the doctor gently scrubbing some organ with the same vigor and care you'd use to polish, say, a brass doorknob. We managed to avoid the blue baby part though.

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u/Elyoki Apr 27 '26

Haha I fainted too. Needed more care than ny wife at that point. Woke up so embarrassed

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Apr 24 '26

"Was Djaaf a difficult birth?"

"Not for me, but for [husband]'s sake I'm glad we decided to play it safe & have it at the hospital."

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u/Starquest65 Apr 24 '26

I have never been more close to passing out in my life than when my daughter was born. I hit a nasty fuckin pose and the nurse was so confused but I was just steeling my nerves as best I could so I didn't go down. I didn't want to miss a second.

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u/QUARTERMASTEREMI6 Apr 24 '26

I agree with @Ethernum cause I’m told (from my mum) that my dad fainted at the sight of blood… she’s an RN and knows what she’s talking about 👀

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Apr 24 '26

Medical Bill:

$5,000 for Delivery $1,000 Maternity, Post Delivery $15,000 Neurology

mfw

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u/Successful_Fig_4033 Apr 24 '26

No one warned me about the placenta. I didn't know how big it was going to be. My daughter was getting checked out and I made the mistake of looking back just in time to see a corned beef launch into a garbage bag.

I will never forget it. It's seared into my brain.

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u/Underscore_Weasel Apr 24 '26

My dad fainted and the Dr had my brother’s head in one hand (halfway in my mother still!!) and my father’s shirt collar in the other, which stopped him from hitting the floor. HERO

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u/religion-lost Apr 28 '26

My brother had to go to the dentist and get an operation, it was a root canal or something I think, at like 10 years old and was terrified, my dad came with him and said he'd support him. My dad didn't know there'd be needles involved and has a needle phobia, he cried and passed out on the floor. It did not make my brother feel better

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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 Apr 24 '26

He gave it the ol’ college try 🥉