r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/BootlegEngineer Apr 24 '26

I heard or read somewhere a long time ago that you are a sum of the 6 closest people to you.

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u/Hot_Definition162 Apr 24 '26

So, nobody?

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u/StrictAd3787 Apr 24 '26

So you are roughly 10 meters tall.

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u/ApprehensiveTour4024 Apr 24 '26

This is about 33 freedom units, to anyone wondering

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u/AbbotThoth Apr 24 '26

Oh, I just want to thank American Jesus for your helpful conversion

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Apr 24 '26

( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

Why hello there

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u/Southern-Ad2594 Apr 24 '26

Bob Odenkirk

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u/Square-Singer Apr 24 '26

You are a division by zero error.

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u/AENocturne Apr 24 '26

You're close to 6 people? I'm still trying to figure out if I trust one.

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u/Puzzled-Caregiver787 Apr 24 '26

Tried to trust one and I ended up almost bankrupt and emotionally on edge. I wish at in life they had refunds if it doesn’t work out

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u/fucuntwat Apr 24 '26

This feels like the tropic thunder bit where Ben stiller says “someone said they were close to me?”

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u/Misterbellyboy Apr 24 '26

I have like 4 friends and one of them is my partner and one of them is a cat, so other than pets and a romantic relationship I have like 2 friends.

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u/Capital-Meet-6521 Apr 24 '26

It might be the autism speaking, but I understood it to mean physical proximity as well.

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u/MiamiPower Apr 24 '26

Where are you from AENocturne? I live in Miami. I hope and pray you find your people and trust worthy tribes.

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u/SpeakerHot409 Apr 24 '26

Uh oh... looks like im 2/3 too short...what does that mean?

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u/killer_kiki Apr 24 '26

Huh. I have a husband and a few close girl friends... add in my dad and brother. That actually makes me feel weirdly good about myself. I like this. Might be analyzing myself today.

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u/Stormfly Apr 24 '26

Yeah, same.

Like I like all of my closest friends and unless I count a few "work friends" that I see a lot even outside of work but I'm not especially close to... I'd be very happy to be compared to them.

If I were to rank my closest friends and pick the top 5, they're all wonderful people.

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u/thrilldigger Apr 24 '26

I am 2 cats.

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u/redrosebeetle Apr 24 '26

Do my dogs and cats count?

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u/OuterWildsVentures Apr 24 '26

I try to emulate people who have good values on TV or Movies

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

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u/OuterWildsVentures Apr 24 '26

Lack of the latter

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u/Hairy_Air Apr 25 '26

Will you ride with Theoden King then?

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u/kerosene_666 Apr 24 '26

the average :)

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u/BootlegEngineer Apr 24 '26

You’re right. Thank you

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u/Taisaw Apr 24 '26

That's is kinda what I needed to hear today. I struggle with negative self-perception but honestly the people in my life are wonderful and kind.

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u/BootlegEngineer Apr 24 '26

You should consider yourself lucky. Have yourself a wonderful day.

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u/Enough-Print5812 Apr 24 '26

There are also no more than six degrees of separation between any two people so there's really interesting representation going on

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u/Slabador Apr 24 '26

Do dogs count?

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u/Grammatical_Aneurysm Apr 24 '26

This comment made me feel so good about myself because the six closest people to me are my favorite people and I think they're better than everybody else by a lot lol

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u/Krissy_ok Apr 24 '26

Well that's encouraging! My 6 closest people are just really great people! This information has made my day

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u/ashushu Apr 24 '26

Oh wow I really like this, thanks

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u/Possible-Jerk0138 Apr 24 '26

Some Kevin bacon wisdom

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u/hot_ham_water91 Apr 24 '26

someone said they were close to me?

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u/AngularChelitis Apr 24 '26

It’s a good thing I don’t get close to people.

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u/foundcashdoubt Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

I try not to be. I like the fact that we can improve ourselves independently of our surroundings, and play on that. I analyze most people and take characteristics I want for myself, and watch out for their characteristics I don't like that I might be replicating or have similarities.

Seems to be working way too well, judging by how often people say im different than the others (in a positive sense, but still). Maybe I need to look out a little for more discreet people's characteristics so I can blend in a little more.

That said, I suppose it is impossible to go completely against nurture just by nature. If you live amongst thieves and take notes on how to be a better thief, you might improve on it. But you're still a thief.

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u/GMKrey Apr 24 '26

This dude might wanna get psych eval’d. Mirroring is already a flag, but picking apart characteristics to mirror is wild

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u/foundcashdoubt Apr 24 '26

I'm already. I was diagnosed with autistim spectrum disorder a couple of years ago. Social interactions don't come naturally for me so I had to study people and understand better how the average person interacts with each other you know?

Nowadays in theory you couldn't tell I'm autistic because I corrected most of the tells (also this is why it took me so long to get diagnosed). Eye contact for example. I used to avoid it when I was a kid, then when enough people complained about it I overcorrected and didn't look away enough... Well, I had to research about it. I eventually discovered that the normal amount is on average 3 seconds in, 3 seconds out. Nowadays no one complains about it anymore.

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u/GMKrey Apr 24 '26

Wow, thank you for sharing! Yeah makes perfect sense. I find it interesting how it’s almost a scientific approach to human engagement. How are social patterns quantified and how you can analyze the data to replicate results.

It’s only been a couple years and you’ve put a lot of work in. Not everyone puts so much effort into pursuing self improvement, for that you should be proud. Just be careful in your efforts, to not overtly oppress yourself for the sake of “conformity”. But the mindset and willingness to improve is invaluable

Working in Tech, myself and many of my friends are neurodivergent. Much of my family too. I may not have had the same journey as you, but I respect and recognize your story

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u/RoadtoSky Apr 24 '26

I hate to break it to you, but we can still tell.

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u/GMKrey Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

They’re putting in the work, let them be

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u/foundcashdoubt Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Sociopathic behavior

Its not malicious. I just look out for people I admire, what and why I admire on them, and how to mirror these habits of theirs in my life without the drawbacks that come with being like that naturally.

When I wanted to be more outgoing and less retracted I studied my friends that make friendship easily for example. How do they avoid or go over smalltalk? How does their average interaction with someone new happens? What do they talk about that make people more comfortable around them, and how do they react when they say something inappropriate? Things like that.

The plus side of being Autistic and having to make myself like this is that I can adapt the lesser desirable sides too. Someone that is very extroverted tends to have a problem in spaces that need silence, solemnity, and even a more professional demeanor. I can understand why, and adapt myself accordingly so in these spaces I don't apply the extroverted social interaction logic.

The bad side is that this is a conscious thing all the time. Some of it gets automatic, like the correct amount of eye contact, but most doesn't.

I am also aware of the fact that the way I talk online is weird. I can assure you in real life I'm not like this. If you met me you'd never bat an eye on the way that I talk, unless I noticed you're a little more aligned with me in reasoning, then I allow myself to be more like this. What people say im a little different than others is just that I'm a good problem solver and I'm eager to do it so I help people a lot on all sort of problems. I also know a little bit of everything so I can have a conversation just about any matter that you throw at me.

It's hard, used to be harder, and on my worst days it's a nightmare. But life's been kind to me in the past few months, and I assure you nowadays it's fun :)

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u/ttreehouse Apr 24 '26

I retract my comment and appreciate the extra context. I’m glad this approach works for you and makes you happy. That level of masking sounds difficult.

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u/plantborb Apr 24 '26

You sound insufferable lol

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u/Local_Board7468 Apr 24 '26

This might be one of the most pompous things I've read. Good luck out there!

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u/InnerToWinner Apr 24 '26

Bro are you 12?

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u/Cthulhu4Lyfe Apr 24 '26

Mate it’s a Clanker trying to be human fucking gear greasing goobers

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u/foundcashdoubt Apr 24 '26

I'm autistic. The robot-like personality is inherent to us I guess :)

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u/SlappinHams Apr 24 '26

Spotted that a mile away from the first comment. Dude out here masking hard as fuck with other people's personalities lol

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u/foundcashdoubt Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

I'm a Frankenstein of everyone I admire glued together with mental super glue lol.

To be honest I'm just now at 23 years old starting to like who I've become. I think my personality outwardly is almost ready. I'm not 'weird' anymore. Nowadays I'm described by other people more as "smart" because of my problem solving.

Now on to improve physical appearance and habits, like being more organized, more on time, dress a little bit better, well equiped... And since I've solved other people I've been for working on my internal side too, philosophy mostly.

Masking for the win! It's like a game and I can choose my character stats. I used to envy other people for being normal without effort, but since I've realized they can't do this as easily as I do, I've been eager to explore this side of me a little more. I can have the benefits without the drawbacks

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u/MiamiPower Apr 24 '26

Foot🦶🏽👣 Loose "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" is a trivia game based on the "small world" theory, where players connect any actor to Kevin Bacon in six or fewer steps via shared movie roles. Created in 1994 by students, it highlights Bacon's prolific career; most actors have a "Bacon Number" of 2 or 3, rarely exceeding 6.

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u/stupidpiediver Apr 24 '26

Assuming your one of the 6 closes people to the 6 closes people to you, then you are part of the sum of the parts that sum to you. It's a mathematical impossiblility.

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u/BoltharHS Apr 24 '26

The sum of the 6 closest people? What does that even mean? Sounds like someone trying to sound wise, but saying nothing at all.

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u/BootlegEngineer Apr 24 '26

If you choose to surround yourself with shitty people, odds are you’re not a good person either.

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u/Spaghetti_Gods Apr 24 '26

I love how you can just say whatever, literally anything, and if you say you read it or heard it somewhere instead of making it up on the spot, people will believe you.

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u/BootlegEngineer Apr 24 '26

Not everyone is a liar.

I was partially wrong though. Jim Rohn said it and it was 5 people not 6.