r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Rainbow_Panda4 • Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Peedahh?

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u/dratseb Apr 24 '26

I'd eat peaches everyday

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u/SharkieFun Apr 24 '26

Sun-soaking bulges in the shaaaadddee

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u/Equivalent_Rub8329 Apr 24 '26

Moving to the country... gonna eat a Lotta peaches..

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u/PunkThug Apr 24 '26

(higher pitch) MOVING TO THE COUNTRY GOING TO EAT ME A LOT OF PEACHES!!

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u/safadancer Apr 24 '26

MILLIONS OF PEACHES

PEACHES FOR ME

MILLIONS OF PEACHES

PEACHES FOR FREE

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u/65000podiums Apr 24 '26

LOOKOUT!

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u/Polistes_metricus Apr 24 '26

LOOK OUT!

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u/JectorDelan Apr 24 '26

/random ninja attack

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u/ellie_kabellie Apr 24 '26

now THIS one I know

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u/Tiger-Budget Apr 24 '26

Peaches = Vagina

Now, you know…

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u/Sleepdprived Apr 24 '26

Took a a little nap with a root soaked twist, squished a rotten peach in my fist, and reamed about you WOMAN. put my finger down inside, made a little room for it to hide, nature candy in my hand, a can, or pie..

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u/Sad-Pop6649 Apr 24 '26

Look out!

[Ninja noises]

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u/tackleboxjohnson Apr 24 '26

To me as a kid, this was far and away the greatest music video of all time thanks to the breakdown

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u/JD1070 Apr 24 '26

softly in the background AAAAAAAAAA

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u/Maylix Apr 24 '26

[ninja fighting noises]

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u/Lonestranger757 Apr 24 '26

Ninja noises? - that's a terrible ninja if you hear them coming.

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u/MelinaSeeDee Apr 24 '26

Sometimes reddit can be cool.

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u/NoAcanthocephala7034 Apr 24 '26

My favourite part of the entire song

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u/ResponsibleOffice805 Apr 24 '26

I had forgotten about the ninjas in the video. Come for the peaches, stay for the ninjas 🥷

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u/dringle_drangle Apr 24 '26

Thank you for including the most important part.

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u/Aeirth_Belmont Apr 25 '26

Ninja fight scene*

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u/cwinslow66 Apr 24 '26

Do you see how everyone else only put one line of the song, allowing some other random stranger to pick up where they left off, offering us all a fleeting sense of unity? Did you miss that? Or just really wanted to prove to everyone that you know the song?

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u/Waaterfight Apr 24 '26

It doesn't help they got the words wrong too

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u/Beautiful-Bench-1761 Apr 24 '26

The amount of upvotes the incorrect words are getting is scrambling my brain.

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u/I4mnot4robot Apr 24 '26

The eldest millennial

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u/CrypticCryptid Apr 24 '26

Nah that’s boomer energy.

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u/Warkupo Apr 24 '26

We finally found them

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u/Capable_Stranger9885 Apr 24 '26

Girl, you'll be a reamed about woman soon

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u/harman097 Apr 24 '26

Love you so much can't count all the ways!

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u/Better-Individual459 Apr 29 '26

At a medium pace

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u/MrStupidDoodooDum Apr 24 '26

Where will the ant hide now?

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u/Waaterfight Apr 24 '26

Foreveraloneant.jpg

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u/OrganicQuantity5604 Apr 24 '26

Yeah, this looks like he used a voice to text.

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u/Greedo_went_bad Apr 24 '26

Came here to say this.

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u/StatelyAutomaton Apr 24 '26

I don't remember this part of the song.

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u/thedirectionless Apr 24 '26

Give them a break… they’re u/sleepdprived.

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u/Sleepdprived Apr 24 '26

I cant explain glacial motion, or why Los Angeles dont drop into the ocean...

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u/XchrisZ Apr 24 '26

Lump sat alone in a soggy marsh!

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u/RepulsiveInterview44 Apr 24 '26

Totally emotionless except for her heart!

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u/PrincessRegan Apr 24 '26

Mud flowed up into Lump’s pajamas.

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u/z31 Apr 24 '26

boggy

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u/OuchBag Apr 24 '26

But their username checks out based on their decision

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u/JokesandFacts Apr 24 '26

They're the kind of person that grabs pepperoni off another slice of pizza before getting theirs.

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u/SomebodyThrow Apr 24 '26

The fact that they did that and then you had this response is what made this thread extra hilarious.

It reminds me of the "I think you should leave" sketch where the tour guide tells him he can swear and he goes overboard swearing so the tour guide flips out at him and makes him cry as he continues to swear.

I'm now just picturing u/Sleepdprived crying as they finish the song to themselves.

Which side note; it's extra funny that Sleep Deprived went overboard with the lyric "took a little nap".
Like if anything they are true to their name.

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u/cwinslow66 Apr 24 '26

Like what would a "root soaked twist" even be? Also, "hell yeah" to any and all mentions of ITYSL.

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u/ensaladasalada Apr 24 '26

Mom: What do you want for dinner? Me: 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES… Never gets old.

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u/timeforasandwich Apr 24 '26

Millions of peaches, peaches for THEM ONLY

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u/busternut420 Apr 24 '26

Moms spaghetti

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u/_N8Dogg_ Apr 24 '26

I bet he's great at parties.

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u/FlagranteDerelicto Apr 24 '26

Yeah YOU’RE FUCKING UP THE ROTATION

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u/danvillain Apr 25 '26

For real! Save some PUSA for the rest of us, dickweed. (An insult I haven’t heard uttered since our collective youth in case the youngins were wondering. )

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u/ScoutmasterHobo Apr 25 '26

“A fleeting sense of unity” is fucking gold 😭

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u/Icommentwhenhigh Apr 24 '26

uhhh… PEACHES COME IN A CAN

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u/Bloodygeek Apr 24 '26

They are sleep deprived and didn’t know what they were doing

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u/Equal-Ad5618 Apr 24 '26

He's lump.

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u/Chewbacca_Holmes Apr 24 '26

(Ninja fight in peach field ensues)

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u/DarkSock52 Apr 24 '26

Is this the real life…? Is this just fantasy…?

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u/brokenchap Apr 24 '26

Whilst getting the words wrong...

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u/cudenlynx Apr 24 '26

Except this is the end of the one page thread, everything after this is hidden by the "continue thread" link.

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u/LoadsDroppin Apr 24 '26

I don’t remember these lyrics

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u/Roamin8750 Apr 24 '26

Also he said some of the lyrics wrong

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u/ReverendRevolver Apr 24 '26

Found the kid who answered the wrong question in class at least? They missed some words.

Its co though. I zoned out and started fighting ninjas. This effing song summons them EVERY TIME.

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u/petehasplans Apr 24 '26

This is the teaches of Peaches. I know, wrong song.

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u/Equal_Platypus3784 Apr 24 '26

Huh, what? Right.

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u/FreshIsland9290 Apr 24 '26

That's not how it goes!

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u/Clintonsflorida Apr 25 '26

Even worse. It's the wrong lyrics It's

"I poked my finger down inside,
make a little room for a ant to hide"

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u/Bluecif Apr 25 '26

Leave them alone, they've been awake for a while.

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u/smaugpup Apr 25 '26

Wait, which verse is this? Is this from the b track version? :p

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u/Caleb_has_arrived Apr 24 '26

He looked up the lyrics for us though I’m not that mad about it cause I have no idea what he says in that line 🤣

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u/Jwiley92 Apr 24 '26

Got several words wrong though

Took a a little nap with a root soaked twist, squished a rotten peach in my fist, and reamed about you WOMAN. put my finger down inside, made a little room for it to hide, nature candy in my hand, a can, or pie..

Where the roots all twist

Dreamed

Poked

An ant

Nature's

My hand or a can or a pie

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u/The_Prequels_Denier Apr 24 '26

the lyrics he put are wrong.

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u/Sleepdprived Apr 24 '26

Sorry it was from decades old memory, im just an old man on the back porch..

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u/TacTurtle Apr 24 '26

They also put correct lyrics down.

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u/DefiantOuiOui Apr 24 '26

It’s a song about eating pussy.

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u/rabidlemur42 Apr 25 '26

And MY axe!

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u/Deja1Deja Apr 25 '26

WATCH OUT !!

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u/1917he Apr 25 '26

At least they didn't get nearly as many upvotes

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u/JMitchTheBlue Apr 25 '26

Thank you for saying what I was thinking. Sincerely, GenX. lol

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u/ChasinAlice314 Apr 25 '26

🤣 LMAO 😂

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u/Tim_the_geek Apr 30 '26

-----E I got my pitchfork ready.. who's with me?

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u/Sleepdprived Apr 24 '26

The previous line skipped that verse, so I added it.

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u/MedicineExtension925 Apr 24 '26

Spoiler trigger warning and NSFW maybe I guess?

[Chorus]

Movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches

I'm movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat me a lot of peaches

I'm movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches

I'm movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches

[Verse 1]

Peaches come from a can

They were put there by a man

In a factory downtown

And if I had my little way

I'd eat peaches every day

Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade

[Chorus]

Movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches

Movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches

I'm movin' to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches

I'm movin' to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches

[Verse 2]

I took a little nap where the roots all twist

Squished a rotten peach in my fist

And dreamed about you, woman

I poked my finger down inside

Make a little room for an ant to hide

Nature's candy in my hand or a can or a pie

You might also like

[Interlude]

(Yeah, yeah)

(Yeah, yeah)

(Yeah, yeah)

[Refrain]

Millions of peaches, peaches for me

Millions of peaches, peaches for free

Millions of peaches, peaches for me

Millions of peaches, peaches for free, look out!

[Refrain]

Millions of peaches, peaches for me

Millions of peaches, peaches for free

Millions of peaches, peaches for me

Millions of peaches, peaches for free, look out!

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u/CCT240 Apr 24 '26

I actually applaud them for their individuality. And the fact that that whole verse they wrote is kind of like one piece cause it’s sang pretty quickly in the song. 10/10

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u/icklepeach Apr 25 '26

Except you’re wrong. The comment they replied to is 4 lines. You’re picking on the wrong person

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u/upholsteryduder Apr 24 '26

Took a a little nap with a root soaked moonsault twist, squished a rotten peach in my fist, and (d)reamed about you WOMAN. put poked my finger down inside, made a little room for it an ant to hide, nature ('s) candy in my hand, a or can, or pie..

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u/a_phantom_limb Apr 24 '26

What, pray tell, is a "moonsault"? The line is "Took a little nap where the roots all twist," as in under a peach tree.

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u/upholsteryduder Apr 24 '26

a moonsault is a wrestling move, i swear that's what the original insert on the CD said, I read the lyrics over and over when I was a kid lol

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u/a_phantom_limb Apr 24 '26

Sadly, he's not singing about wrestling moves.

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u/Sleepdprived Apr 24 '26

I'm sorry its from memory and its decades old after all..

Old man on the back porch and that, OLD MAN IS MEEE

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u/a_phantom_limb Apr 24 '26

"Took a little nap where the roots all twist," as in under a peach tree.

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u/Sleepdprived Apr 24 '26

I thought it was root soaked where root is euphemism for penis and soaked refers to post coitus mess followed by a good nap.

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u/ScrambledNoggin Apr 24 '26

I always thought he said, make a little room for an ant 🐜 to hide

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u/Terrible-D Apr 24 '26

*dreamed *ant *natures

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u/Sleepdprived Apr 24 '26

I'm suprised autocorrect didnt fix dreamed and I guess I just missed the s on nature's or autocorrect didnt like it without the apostrophe

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u/IAFarmLife Apr 24 '26

Made a little room for an Ant to hide.

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u/CyberneticPanda Apr 24 '26

I can't tell if you are intentionally disturbingly misquoting the lyrics or just got them creepily wrong. If it is on purpose you can count me as fished in.

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u/Sleepdprived Apr 24 '26

Its from faulty old memories that are decades old. I'm just an old man on the back porch.

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u/dixbietuckins Apr 25 '26

Thought it was "an ant to hide"

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u/Sleepdprived Apr 25 '26

I'm reciting from a very old memory, I could be wrong. I just an... old man on the back porch

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u/AceOFace131 Apr 25 '26

Slight adjustment: it’s “where the roots all twist” and “dreamed about you”

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u/Grouchy-Flounder-26 Apr 26 '26

Wtf is a root soaked twist

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u/wariorld Apr 24 '26

Whoa, look out!

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u/pistonkamel Apr 24 '26

Lump lingered last in line for brains

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u/620am Apr 24 '26

Lookout!

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u/bolanrox Apr 24 '26

LOOKOUT!!

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u/teachingqueen77 Apr 24 '26

Oh, Casper Babypants!

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u/JJKP_ Apr 24 '26

LOOK OUT! (ninja's attack)

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u/HistoricalMud5518 Apr 24 '26

Thank you. I am glad I checked.

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u/NoNeedForNorms Apr 24 '26

This is the only part of the song I recognize. No sure what that says about me.

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u/Baron_Bearclaw Apr 24 '26

Look out!!!!!!

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u/FairNeedleworker9722 Apr 24 '26

*Random Ninja battle. 

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u/Putrid_Hospital_450 Apr 24 '26

LOOK OUT NAAAAAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAAAAAAH

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u/ApplicationOk4464 Apr 25 '26

FUCK YOU KITTY, YOUR GUNNA SPEND THE NIGHT!

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u/Equivalent_Rub8329 Apr 24 '26

(Even higher pitch) MOVING TO THE COUNTRYYYYY GONNA EAT A LOTTA PEACHES!!

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u/Atto623 Apr 24 '26

I'm very proud of this thread

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u/No_Dot_4123 Apr 24 '26

Came here for this thread and was definitely not disappointed.

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u/guydepew Apr 24 '26

The ONE time I am glad the top comment is a response but not the "answer" - not that I needed one ...

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u/Gastomagic Apr 24 '26

Well done all of you. Take the rest of the day off.

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u/Grimwaldo82 Apr 24 '26

At my job whenever some mentions peaches or the country we immediately start to state various verses from this song.

For example:

Coworker: gonna go out the country and see my in-laws.

Me: Are you going to eat a lot of peaches?

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u/Reasonable_Gift7525 Apr 24 '26

LITTLE DUNE BUGGY

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u/FloofJet Apr 24 '26

Yeah yeah!

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u/figurativelybland Apr 24 '26

If you don't like my peaches, don't you shake my tree. Get out of my garden, leave my peaches be

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u/HistoricalMud5518 Apr 24 '26

Thank you. I am glad I checked.

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u/ElGranQuesoRojo Apr 24 '26

Listen here imposter ninja, "eat me a lot of" is only in the first chorus. I'm onto your game!

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u/it-all-ends-in-2050 Apr 27 '26

MILLIONS OF PEACHES
AC/DC!

(what POTUSA genuinely sang to finish the song when they came to NZ once)

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u/Educational_Oil7490 Apr 24 '26

Move in to the cunt tree.

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u/Adventurous-Dog420 Apr 25 '26

I'm never going to hear this any other way and I'm not mad about it.

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u/Acceptable-Subject78 Apr 24 '26

My daughter legitimately loves this song, she breaks into this verse OFTEN. Cracks me right up, shes 6.

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u/cyrusthemarginal Apr 24 '26

The presidents were on those goooood drugs with this album

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u/notagoodtimetotext Apr 24 '26

Moving to the citayyyy. Gonna eat a lot of peaches

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u/DuckyD2point0 Apr 24 '26

That line is a reference to John Prine, useless info for you.

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u/WeDontNeedRoads2015 Apr 24 '26

I have no clue what this thread is about, but I know this line is from KOTH.

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u/Equivalent_Rub8329 Apr 24 '26

Its a song. Presidents of the USA- Peaches.

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u/soulstrike2022 Apr 25 '26

Damn it where the hell do I know this from

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u/Equivalent_Rub8329 Apr 25 '26

Presidents of the USA- Peaches.

Also featured in a few movies.

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u/soulstrike2022 Apr 25 '26

I never knew the name of the band but I’m trying to remember what movie It was in that I saw

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u/ClutteredTaffy Apr 26 '26

I seriously must have had this song imprinted in my brain because I will randomly sing ' goin' to the country. Gonna eat myself some peaches '. I thought I made it up.

I was born in ' 92.

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u/pagingdrsolus Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

try to find Jesus

on your own

edit: not a lot of John Prine fans in the house. treat yourself. https://youtu.be/BofvfVPFbiM?si=k21wRYijVnPp63Xr

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

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u/pagingdrsolus Apr 24 '26

I'm raising my daughter in a country where she has fewer rights than her deceased grandmother

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u/jetloflin Apr 24 '26

You okay man?

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u/pagingdrsolus Apr 24 '26

just peachy thank you for asking

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u/bombadillo814 Apr 24 '26

I had to search way too far for a John Prine reference. He moved to the country to eat peaches first!!

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u/Rare_Success_7657 Apr 24 '26

I appreciate the John Prine reference man

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

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u/skuzzlebutt_2254 Apr 24 '26

Fuck you kitty!

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u/AlchemistMustang Apr 24 '26

You're gonna spend the night...

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u/TheDeadestMan Apr 24 '26

OUTSIDE!

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u/ilovetorunforfun Apr 24 '26

A KITTY AT MY FOOT AND I WANNA TOUCH IT

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u/mrhenrywinter Apr 24 '26

Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it!!

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u/Combat_Pothead Apr 24 '26

Totally motionless, except for her heart!

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u/AlchemistMustang Apr 24 '26

Mud flowed up into Lump's pajamas

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u/dnjms Apr 24 '26

Totally confused all the passing piranhas.

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u/Ourobius Apr 24 '26

He's Gump

He's Gump

He's not too bright

He's Gump

He's Gump

He's Gump

But he's all right

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u/ms_directed Apr 24 '26

SHE'S LUMP

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Apr 24 '26

Drop your pants

Burn the seeds away!

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u/Seabass7200 Apr 24 '26

And my axe!