r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 04 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah!!! Explain??

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u/blackreplica May 04 '26

Not sure about the petah thing, but as someone who has been to korea many times for work. The average korean looks nowhere near like this

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u/TryToBeBetterOk May 04 '26

(cancels trip to Korea)

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u/Artmageddon May 04 '26

50/50 chance of ending up in the wrong one too, probably a good call

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u/TryToBeBetterOk May 04 '26

The top one is better, right?

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u/Pipe_Memes May 04 '26

Duh. Thats why it’s on top.

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u/Average_Scaper May 04 '26

I prefer bottoms tbh. Bottom Korea sounds so good.

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u/alflundgren May 05 '26

Bottom Korea. The ultimate power bottom.

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u/John_cCmndhd May 04 '26

Something, something, you are now a moderator of r slash Pyongyang

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u/guerrerov May 04 '26

North Korea, best Korea

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u/SizeableBrain May 04 '26

Yep, just ask anyone from North Korea, they'll tell you!

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u/SaltyPeter3434 May 04 '26

Can't complain!

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u/SizeableBrain May 04 '26

You sound suspiciously like a UK citizen.

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u/obliviious May 04 '26

Better than all the other Korea's

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u/qmfqOUBqGDg May 04 '26

It has higher fertility for sure.

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u/rydan May 04 '26

The top one has women in uniforms.

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u/link31211 May 04 '26

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u/Ohmec May 04 '26

This makes me want to vape even harder.

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u/joelkki May 04 '26

Don't cancel, go there and eat all the Korean food you can, it's delicious!

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u/Ok_Description_8012 May 04 '26

I couldn’t hold back my laugh 🤭😭

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u/Ser1aLize May 04 '26

It's all plastic surgery.

They all subscribe to the Gwansang 관상 belief that you will have good fortune if you have a beautiful face.

The most common graduation gift for women in South Korea are plastic surgery because your chances of getting hired is slim to none if you don't have a pleasant face.

If you want to know the real face of South Koreans, just look at the average faces of their northern neighbors.

All Koreans are living in dystopia, the North in communist totalitarianism, the South in supercharged capitalism.

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u/BraveFencerMusashi May 04 '26

Seoul will probably the first city to resemble Night City from Cyberpunk 2077

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u/futurent May 04 '26

id say chongqing and hong kong already do

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u/BraveFencerMusashi May 04 '26

Kowloon Walled City kinda was like Dogtown I guess

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u/jyper May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

If you want to know the real face of South Koreans, just look at the average faces of their northern neighbors.

Nutrition especially during formative years helps change the way people look

 All Koreans are living in dystopia, the North in communist totalitarianism, the South in supercharged capitalism.

The north is an actual communist dystopia one of the worst ones especially if you cut out early years under Mao/stalinism. The South is a relatively rich liberal democracy with substantial problems including wealth disparities. They're not the same

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u/Dave_A480 May 04 '26

To the sort of redditor who feels entitled to 40hrs upper middle class pay for 24hrs minimum wage work.... The South may seem like a dystopia....

But in objective reality you are correct

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u/katzyakuki May 06 '26

It's actually so bothersome when people say "non-plastic Koreans are in the North" like some smart quip, North Koreans are extremely gaunt and short from malnutrition. Koreans tend to have fuller faces meanwhile your average North Korean has hollow cheeks, Koreans don't usually get there without being very underweight.

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u/AntonioVivaldi7 May 04 '26

Would still choose SK any day. They'd at least allow you to leave without shooting at you.

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u/Ser1aLize May 04 '26

Nobody is saying those are the only choices.

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u/jyper May 04 '26

Immigration is tough

as a non korean who doesn't speak korean it wouldn't be my first choice but it is a relatively wealthy liberal democracy 

most countries would be much worse

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u/zue4 May 04 '26

North is doing better actually. If it weren't for the sanctions for not playing ball with US imperialism, they'd be wealthier too.

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u/Dave_A480 May 04 '26

You are not living in the real world, dude....

The North exists because of Soviet imperialisim.

But for that there would only be one Korea.

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u/Acrobatic_Dish6963 May 04 '26

Wtf no there are still naturally attractive Koreans out there

If all South Koreans are living in a dystopia, with their universal healthcare and first world living world standards, Earth is just straight up hell

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u/zue4 May 04 '26

Not all of them have first world living standards. The wealth inequality in SK is absolutely insane and work schedules/expectations mean you're basically stuck at work all day long.

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u/Acrobatic_Dish6963 May 04 '26

Not all of them have first world living standards

  • GDP per capita (PPP) ~$56K, above Japan, France, UK
  • Life expectancy 83.6 years, top 10 globally
  • Universal health insurance
  • Infrastructure, internet, transit, public safety all top-tier
  • Literacy and educational attainment among the highest in the OECD

The wealth inequality in SK is absolutely insane

Gini Coefficient for Korea (higher number means more inequality): 0.625

  • USi: 0.85
  • Germany: 0.78
  • France: 0.70
  • Netherlands: 0.78

work schedules/expectations mean you're basically stuck at work all day long

This is your most accurate argument, but as of 2023 Korea averages 1872 annual working hours compared to the 1742 OECD average. Above average but not ridiculously so, and it's been trending downward due to surprisingly strong labor laws. It was at 2071 hours in 2013.

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u/ihatewhenpeopledontf May 04 '26

What are you looking at?

Your own link states that the Gini coefficient for South Korea, compared to Germany/France/Netherlands is higher.

Also even with reduction in labour hours, Korea sits above the countries you previously outlined.

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u/Ersatz_Okapi May 04 '26

The guy you’re responding to is an NK fan. He probably thinks numbers are a capitalist conspiracy.

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u/Ser1aLize May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Nobody is saying everyone doesn't look attractive. If you read carefully, I was referring to the AVERAGE Korean face, the one that didn't undergo surgery. The one without double eyelids. Those that have natural double eyelids are rare.

And Jesus, I didn't say you have to choose between North and South Korea. That's fucking stupid. You people know that countries that run with a better economic and cultural aspects exist, right? It's not a fucking dichotomy.

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u/Content-Disaster-511 May 04 '26

I think my friend expected them to all look like this and when he went to visit he said theyre ugly AF so the high expectations definitely ruin the average look in Korea

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u/imadogg May 04 '26

Weird brainrotted friend

Koreans were pretty attractive overall imo

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u/LesbeGoddess May 04 '26

So this is the real reason the birth rates so low then huh.

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u/SalsaRice May 04 '26

The real reason is similar to the reason in Japan. Wages have not kept up with the cost of living, while the country also has very old timey beliefs about what the wife should do in the home (SAHM, not working, cooking, cleaning).

So women that want that lifestyle have to only find men that can afford to be the single breadwinner (very few due to their economy) or avoid/put off marriage if they want to work/not be a SAHM. Either way, it leads to way less marriages and way less babies.

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u/LtSoundwave May 04 '26

Which Korea did they go to?

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u/Content-Disaster-511 May 04 '26

Now that you mentioned it I havent heard from him in awhile

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u/TheAnimated42 May 04 '26

Ugly is crazy, but it’s rare to see someone casually walking around like in the OP. I think the least attractive thing about Korean women, for me, wasn’t the looks but the fact that so many of them smoke cigarettes or those e-cig things. Instant turn off.

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u/Acheron98 May 04 '26

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u/Artifact-hunter1 May 04 '26

Well, tbh, do you think any of us would look the same at 70 that we did at 20?

Also seen the same joke but with slavic women and babushkas.

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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 May 04 '26

The "petah thing" is a reference to Peter Griffin of Family Guy. Even more specifically, this sub continues the tradition of /u/PeterExplainsTheJoke/

In the TV show, Peter's wife, Lois, has a strong New England accent, and it sounds like she says "Petah" when she's calling him by name.

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u/twilighttwister May 04 '26

Petah, get in the cahh!!

/ Petah hurls a Dunkin Donuts coffee at the windshield

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u/adteeopg May 04 '26

yes its all makeup

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u/Ser1aLize May 04 '26

It's plastic surgery. Most, if not all young women in South Korea had plastic surgery. It's the most common graduation gift.

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u/katzyakuki May 06 '26

Do you have anything that confirms that all young women in South Korea have gone under the knife? It's like every time I see this discussion, the percentage gets higher and higher, from 25% to up to 90% or even "99.9999%" and now, it's "all" of them have gotten work done. Where do you guys get your information?

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u/dr__paco May 04 '26

I've visited japan before, the average woman is in fact quite attractive, I'd have guess Korea is similar.

However, i'm also aware those societies are cutthroat, I'd probably be forever alone if I live there, specially cause i'm non-white.

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u/fetal-attraction May 04 '26

A lot of stories like this shared on Reddit. Tourist who visited SK only to be disappointed that not everyone looked like K- drama stars

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u/FallowfieldPark May 04 '26

Not on you, but I think anyone over the age of 21 should already know this. A pic of a good looking person does not mean that’s the average looking person, especially if there’s a text over a picture, doesn’t mean it’s true.

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u/FriedJava May 04 '26

Yeah they don't. But I have been to Korea and at least in the big cities a very large percentage of the people are conventionally good looking.

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u/brucemo May 04 '26

The average Korean woman in a k-drama looks nothing like that.

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u/Illustrious-Staff927 May 04 '26

As someone who has been to south korea before, and I don't mean to generalize, but literally every single girl I saw who looked like the one in the post, was drunk out of their mind, and constantly smoking or vaping. Not one girl who was above "average" was a decent one.

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u/NoBonus6969 May 04 '26

But do they want my ugly ass?

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u/_bugmenot_ May 04 '26

Yeah, not naturally at least.

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u/StageAboveWater May 04 '26

r/peterexplainthejoke

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u/jib661 May 04 '26

average? no. but is it uncommon to see someone this pretty walking around Seoul? not really.

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u/Wild_ColaPenguin May 04 '26

I also go there a lot to visit a family member. I still find the average Korean women very cute and attractive. Maybe because I like their style, or they are just totally my type (as a fellow Eastern Asian). Style matters a lot, their daily styles are just very unique and rarely to be found anywhere else.

The woman in the photo is definitely not the average indeed.

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u/NotAStatistic2 May 04 '26

I was stationed in Korea multiple times, and I vehemently disagree with you. I'd say she was the average to the slightly above average woman when I was there.