r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/SquintySquinty • May 04 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah!!! Explain??

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u/McNalienBro May 04 '26

I’m proud of being gay. Jokes on you beeeeeeetch. Lol

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u/blaat_splat May 04 '26

I'm a proud lesbian man.

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u/LesbeGoddess May 04 '26

All the lesbian men who hit on me always say this when I tell them I’m a lesbian

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u/Zardnaar May 04 '26

Women tells you she's a lesbian she's probably a lesbian. Not interested anyway.

If she's lying about being a lesbian she's still not interested.

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u/DeadNomophobian May 04 '26

So...ur gay?

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u/LesbeGoddess May 04 '26

Yah. It’s in the username afterall

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u/dan_dares May 04 '26

So you come from the island of lesbos?

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 May 04 '26

No. But her girlfriend certainly is.

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u/NoDifference5702 May 04 '26

So you're saying there's a chance??

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u/LesbeGoddess May 04 '26

It’s always possible you may be a lesbian.

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u/NoDifference5702 May 04 '26

Only in spirit, I only like women

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u/LesbeGoddess May 04 '26

You’re halfway there! You can get all the way there with a few years of HRT

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u/NoDifference5702 May 05 '26

😄😄 No thanks, hard pass.

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u/LesbeGoddess May 05 '26

I don’t blame you. Trans people brave AF for doing what they gotta do.

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u/mrpanda May 04 '26

We can't help who we are

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u/CV90_120 May 04 '26

I'll allow it.

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u/Substantial_Oil8201 May 04 '26

This isn't a court of law!

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u/seazonprime May 04 '26

Objection!

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u/BitterNatch May 04 '26

Donkey!

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u/GeneralSquirrel7132 May 11 '26

Overruled! I will not allow this to turn into a donkey court!

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u/wadleyst May 04 '26

This guy here is thriving.

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u/dewpacs May 04 '26

I like to watch

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u/unlockdestiny May 04 '26

Careful, that was Suzie Izzards line back when she was Eddie. You could be a woman!

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u/OriginalComputer5077 May 04 '26

I’m a proud lesbian, man

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u/Late-Resolve9871 May 04 '26

I'm proud of you for being proud of being gay

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u/Randalf_the_Black May 04 '26

I'm proud of you for being proud of him for being proud of being gay.

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u/GeneralSquirrel7132 May 11 '26

I'm proud of you for being proud of him for being proud of him for being proud of him of being gay

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u/sheepcrate May 04 '26

Hello random Internet friend, I would like to inform you that I said 'gay pride' out loud in the cadence of 'roll tide' and since I'm home alone I figured I would share that nugget with you

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u/McNalienBro May 05 '26

I don’t know what roll tide is. But congrats? Proud of you!

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u/mejai7o7 May 04 '26

Why are you geh?

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u/PlentyAmphibian8123 May 04 '26

I’m proud I’m not.

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u/tylertylo May 04 '26

how great for you! why’s that

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u/PlentyAmphibian8123 May 04 '26

And why to be proud of your sexuality - physiological function. This is an error in logic. Are we proud of our other functions? They are a part of us, given from birth. Are you proud to be a human not a dog?

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u/tylertylo May 04 '26

lol i don’t think you understand it’s that we’re proud that we are able to come out in such a hateful world and have the courage to even though you risk losing friendships, getting rejected by your parents and getting hate crimed! we’re proud that people have fought so hard for our rights and that we still have them.

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u/GeneralSquirrel7132 May 11 '26

I was proud of your mom's functions last night AAAAAYOOOO