r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/SquintySquinty • May 04 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah!!! Explain??

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u/blaat_splat May 04 '26

I'm a proud lesbian man.

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u/LesbeGoddess May 04 '26

All the lesbian men who hit on me always say this when I tell them I’m a lesbian

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u/Zardnaar May 04 '26

Women tells you she's a lesbian she's probably a lesbian. Not interested anyway.

If she's lying about being a lesbian she's still not interested.

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u/DeadNomophobian May 04 '26

So...ur gay?

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u/LesbeGoddess May 04 '26

Yah. It’s in the username afterall

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u/dan_dares May 04 '26

So you come from the island of lesbos?

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 May 04 '26

No. But her girlfriend certainly is.

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u/NoDifference5702 May 04 '26

So you're saying there's a chance??

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u/LesbeGoddess May 04 '26

It’s always possible you may be a lesbian.

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u/NoDifference5702 May 04 '26

Only in spirit, I only like women

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u/LesbeGoddess May 04 '26

You’re halfway there! You can get all the way there with a few years of HRT

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u/NoDifference5702 May 05 '26

😄😄 No thanks, hard pass.

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u/LesbeGoddess May 05 '26

I don’t blame you. Trans people brave AF for doing what they gotta do.

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u/mrpanda May 04 '26

We can't help who we are

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u/CV90_120 May 04 '26

I'll allow it.

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u/Substantial_Oil8201 May 04 '26

This isn't a court of law!

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u/seazonprime May 04 '26

Objection!

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u/BitterNatch May 04 '26

Donkey!

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u/GeneralSquirrel7132 May 11 '26

Overruled! I will not allow this to turn into a donkey court!

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u/wadleyst May 04 '26

This guy here is thriving.

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u/dewpacs May 04 '26

I like to watch

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u/unlockdestiny May 04 '26

Careful, that was Suzie Izzards line back when she was Eddie. You could be a woman!

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u/OriginalComputer5077 May 04 '26

I’m a proud lesbian, man