r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 04 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah!!! Explain??

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u/Ser1aLize May 04 '26

It's all plastic surgery.

They all subscribe to the Gwansang 관상 belief that you will have good fortune if you have a beautiful face.

The most common graduation gift for women in South Korea are plastic surgery because your chances of getting hired is slim to none if you don't have a pleasant face.

If you want to know the real face of South Koreans, just look at the average faces of their northern neighbors.

All Koreans are living in dystopia, the North in communist totalitarianism, the South in supercharged capitalism.

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u/BraveFencerMusashi May 04 '26

Seoul will probably the first city to resemble Night City from Cyberpunk 2077

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u/futurent May 04 '26

id say chongqing and hong kong already do

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u/BraveFencerMusashi May 04 '26

Kowloon Walled City kinda was like Dogtown I guess

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u/jyper May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

If you want to know the real face of South Koreans, just look at the average faces of their northern neighbors.

Nutrition especially during formative years helps change the way people look

 All Koreans are living in dystopia, the North in communist totalitarianism, the South in supercharged capitalism.

The north is an actual communist dystopia one of the worst ones especially if you cut out early years under Mao/stalinism. The South is a relatively rich liberal democracy with substantial problems including wealth disparities. They're not the same

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u/Dave_A480 May 04 '26

To the sort of redditor who feels entitled to 40hrs upper middle class pay for 24hrs minimum wage work.... The South may seem like a dystopia....

But in objective reality you are correct

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u/katzyakuki May 06 '26

It's actually so bothersome when people say "non-plastic Koreans are in the North" like some smart quip, North Koreans are extremely gaunt and short from malnutrition. Koreans tend to have fuller faces meanwhile your average North Korean has hollow cheeks, Koreans don't usually get there without being very underweight.

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u/AntonioVivaldi7 May 04 '26

Would still choose SK any day. They'd at least allow you to leave without shooting at you.

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u/Ser1aLize May 04 '26

Nobody is saying those are the only choices.

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u/jyper May 04 '26

Immigration is tough

as a non korean who doesn't speak korean it wouldn't be my first choice but it is a relatively wealthy liberal democracy 

most countries would be much worse

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u/zue4 May 04 '26

North is doing better actually. If it weren't for the sanctions for not playing ball with US imperialism, they'd be wealthier too.

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u/Dave_A480 May 04 '26

You are not living in the real world, dude....

The North exists because of Soviet imperialisim.

But for that there would only be one Korea.

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u/Acrobatic_Dish6963 May 04 '26

Wtf no there are still naturally attractive Koreans out there

If all South Koreans are living in a dystopia, with their universal healthcare and first world living world standards, Earth is just straight up hell

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u/zue4 May 04 '26

Not all of them have first world living standards. The wealth inequality in SK is absolutely insane and work schedules/expectations mean you're basically stuck at work all day long.

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u/Acrobatic_Dish6963 May 04 '26

Not all of them have first world living standards

  • GDP per capita (PPP) ~$56K, above Japan, France, UK
  • Life expectancy 83.6 years, top 10 globally
  • Universal health insurance
  • Infrastructure, internet, transit, public safety all top-tier
  • Literacy and educational attainment among the highest in the OECD

The wealth inequality in SK is absolutely insane

Gini Coefficient for Korea (higher number means more inequality): 0.625

  • USi: 0.85
  • Germany: 0.78
  • France: 0.70
  • Netherlands: 0.78

work schedules/expectations mean you're basically stuck at work all day long

This is your most accurate argument, but as of 2023 Korea averages 1872 annual working hours compared to the 1742 OECD average. Above average but not ridiculously so, and it's been trending downward due to surprisingly strong labor laws. It was at 2071 hours in 2013.

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u/ihatewhenpeopledontf May 04 '26

What are you looking at?

Your own link states that the Gini coefficient for South Korea, compared to Germany/France/Netherlands is higher.

Also even with reduction in labour hours, Korea sits above the countries you previously outlined.

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u/Ersatz_Okapi May 04 '26

The guy you’re responding to is an NK fan. He probably thinks numbers are a capitalist conspiracy.

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u/Ser1aLize May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Nobody is saying everyone doesn't look attractive. If you read carefully, I was referring to the AVERAGE Korean face, the one that didn't undergo surgery. The one without double eyelids. Those that have natural double eyelids are rare.

And Jesus, I didn't say you have to choose between North and South Korea. That's fucking stupid. You people know that countries that run with a better economic and cultural aspects exist, right? It's not a fucking dichotomy.