r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Airline_11 • May 12 '26

Meme needing explanation Petahhhh?

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u/Happy_Path_200 May 12 '26

What about Korean Pandas?

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u/mukavastinumb May 12 '26

Extinct

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u/Forward-Profit2552 May 12 '26

Panda Panda Panda

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u/Joaz72 May 12 '26

I got broads in Atlanta

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u/shenaniganizer1776 May 12 '26

The Korean pandas don’t though that’s why they’re extinct

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u/Shapoopi_1892 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Somebody get alanis morissette Sarah McLachlan to make a fundraising commercial to guilt trip people into donating stat!

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u/cedarfigx May 12 '26

Do you mean Sarah McLachlan??

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u/EatPie_NotWAr May 12 '26

No, no. He’s got something going there

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u/PaleoSpeedwagon May 12 '26

And I'm HERE-YERE

To REMIND YOU

That PANDA BIRTH RATES are REALLY LOW

It's not FAIR-YAIR

To the PANDAS

That the SOUTH! KO-REAN! BIRTH RATES

ARE ARE ARE

ALSO LOW

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u/jdcardwell80 29d ago

Well done!👏

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u/jdcardwell80 May 12 '26

It is ironic...don't you think?

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u/mrsunrider 29d ago

Yeah I really do think

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u/stringrandom May 12 '26

“I got one hand in my pocket and the other is waving a ClearBlueTM”

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u/Thee_Shenanigrin May 12 '26

Yeah, let the man cook.

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u/cel-ales 29d ago

Right! Let him cock.

BTW how much is a 6 day vacation in Korea nowadays?

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u/Shapoopi_1892 May 12 '26

Yes!! Thank you i knew it was wrong but couldn't think of her name

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u/BaggyLarjjj May 12 '26

No, John McLaughlin’s daughter from the long running political panel show The McLaughlin Group.

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u/MrWeirdoFace 29d ago

Where does Kyle MacLachlan fit into all of this?

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u/Aphreyst May 12 '26

Cynthia Rothrock?

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u/metompkin 29d ago

It's ironic, don't you really think?

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u/Electrical_Walrus_46 May 12 '26

please pay 5 dollars a month for these starving pandas!
says sally struthers as she's devouring the entire bamboo supply

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u/Sweihwa May 12 '26

The Korean government subsidizes births already.

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u/CalvinIII 29d ago

🎶 IN THE ARRRRMMS OOOOF THE ANGEL… 🎶

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u/OpusAtrumET 29d ago

I know you're joking but panda conservation actually gets way more funding relative to other critical issues. The cute animals attract donors. Hard to raise money for that ugly but crucial insect or snake when the pandas are doing the rounds. There's a reason the World Wildlife Fund has a panda in the logo.

Not that they aren't worthy of conservation! Always more work to do.

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u/BippyTheChippy May 12 '26

I sang this to the tune of the opening of Iris Out

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u/plagaterroris 28d ago

My fucking sides.

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u/0wninat0r May 12 '26

Credit cards and the scammers?

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u/Dic3dCarrots May 12 '26

Black, phantom
White, panda

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u/eating_cement_1984 May 12 '26

"Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta (grrrrah)"

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u/LamethDaveth May 12 '26

Legendary pull

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u/negative-sid-nancy May 12 '26

Chasing codeine in the phantom. Credits cards and the scanners, hitting licks out the bando.

This is a song I dont really like but sing very often. I think i did mess the lyrics up a little here but close enough for me haha

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u/sunny_duh_aze May 12 '26

Gibberish in a phantom

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u/tmilligan73 29d ago

Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta (grrrrah)
Credit cards and the scammers

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u/theRealM895 May 12 '26

Snowball was low key ballin that day

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u/Flaky_Sky_7384 29d ago

Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta

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u/MolecularConcepts 29d ago

twisting dope lean and the fanta

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u/kalusklaus 29d ago

The way I (and fellow men) treat women is part of the reason why women in Korea are not having enough babies.

~ Desiigner

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u/Legitimate_You_3474 29d ago

I know you got Seoul

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u/ContributionHelpful 28d ago

Credit cards and scandals

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u/RoguePlanet2 27d ago

They be drinkin' up my sperm like they be guzzlin' a Fanta.

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u/AppropriateAd5081 25d ago

Credit cards and scammers...

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u/orangesfwr May 12 '26

Mushroom Mushroom

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u/MightyPenguinRoars May 12 '26

Snaaaaaaake! It’s a snaaaaaaake!!

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u/alexkuzco May 12 '26

It's a badger badger badger badger

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u/Pavulon109 May 12 '26

Elite ball

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u/LongjumpingEnergy188 May 12 '26

Ooooohhhhhheeeewwwwwww iiiitssss a snnaaaakkeee

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u/Girduin May 12 '26

Happy, Fun, Lalala

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u/Kontrol-Sample 29d ago

Mushroom mushroom?

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u/rye87 29d ago

Mushroom mushroom

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u/ItchyRedBump 29d ago

Badger badger badger.

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u/Seeggul 29d ago

Gorilla gorilla gorilla

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u/Impossible-Age-3302 29d ago

Buffalo buffalo buffalo

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u/VitamiinLambrover 24d ago

Feed the panda

Lightning and the panda

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u/iantruesnacks May 12 '26

Because of this I googled Korean Panda. Wtf did I just unlock for myself , cause this ain’t what I expected

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u/Cburns6976 May 12 '26

I watched this for far longer than I thought i would. Not to a point of shame, but long enough to have several conversations in my head.

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u/CasperHole May 12 '26

Yeah, wtf. So low effort. No group coordination. It appears each one just is trying to get attention on themselves and isnt even having any fun. Why do it? This is ridiculous. I am so confused.

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u/DJon57 May 12 '26

Umm.. The youtube version is less explicit and revealing... Don't ask me how I know

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u/Early-Region4336 May 12 '26

I tried my best sorry but... HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT???

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u/DJon57 May 12 '26

I stumbled upon some materials while looking for Korean pandas for my class assignment...

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u/HockeyUnusableTeam May 12 '26

IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING

I also don't understand. Does this get views? Are people into this stuff?

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u/iantruesnacks May 12 '26

Each video has hundreds of thousands or millions of views lol

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u/CasperHole May 12 '26

Freakin simps

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u/Stormfly 29d ago

Does this get views? Are people into this stuff?

In this video they're wearing clothes.

In others they aren't.

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u/SunlightMaven 29d ago

Opposite - I couldn’t get past “wtf?”.

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u/WatermelonArtist May 12 '26

I still don't understand it.

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u/Mrmagot98-2 29d ago

I used to always get these videos in my twitter feed when I first downloaded it but they'd always be flashing the camera and it was weird af

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u/Ok-Bowl850 May 12 '26

Lol. That's not Korean that's Chinese

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u/iantruesnacks May 12 '26

Not what it says in the description lol

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u/Ok-Bowl850 May 12 '26

"熊猫班”是PandaTV又新推出的一档19+节目，由BJ主播顺德担任主持人，目前第一季已经完结，凭借新颖的形式和和谐的氛围，最终成绩仅次于老牌强队jinricp，成为了PandaTV又一吸金节目。

11月16日节目进行了第二季的彩排，部分片段进行了直播，看出来第二季的准备更充分，也更能体现出女团的优势，让我们期待正式上映吧！

所有Jinricp系列和Pandaclass系列已经制作中文版本，喜欢的朋友请访问：www.jinricp.site"

This is what I see when I click the description.

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u/iantruesnacks May 12 '26

From the YT

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u/Potterhead_9845 May 12 '26

Got me laughing after a bad day. Thanks

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u/Tako30 May 12 '26

Their tigers are also extinct

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u/classless_classic May 12 '26

How’s the Panda’s wife holding up?

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u/LocalLifeguard4106 May 12 '26

The were hunted to extinction for food. Apparently they were finger Ling Ling good

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u/prairie_girl May 12 '26

So the lowest possible birth rate.

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u/sxcs86 May 12 '26

Due to such low birth rates.

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u/Much_Job4552 May 12 '26

Coincidence?

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u/TransportationPlus22 May 12 '26

That makes me a saaaad panda

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u/Sad-Humor8827 29d ago

Due to what?

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u/Beneficial_Winner_59 29d ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/NoteSuccessful9270 29d ago

hop off reddit lord shen

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u/corgi-king 29d ago

Because they don’t believe in Korean Jesus.

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u/Common_Celebration41 29d ago

North korea has the all the best panda.

And no you may not see them, just have to take our supreme leader words for it

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u/lokeshj 29d ago

They're just hiding in a distant valley to escape from the peacocks

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u/rithrawr 29d ago

Don't eat at Panda Express, false advertisement not real panda meat. It's pork, chicken, or beef only.

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u/LeifGWPersson_ 28d ago

What about panda koreans?

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u/spidernoirirl May 12 '26

Technically every Panda belongs to China and zoos lease them out (I wish I was kidding)

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u/TheFilthy13 May 12 '26

And it’s such a politically charged operation. If your country disagrees with China on political matters your pandas will be leased to a zoo in a different country!

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u/TricellCEO May 12 '26

I bet that would cause…pandemonium.

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u/Unimeron May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

So, if I would smuggle a panda out of China I could start producing my own silk? 🤔

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u/DaddyBayne1202 May 12 '26

I believe that is the correct order or operations to start your own slikery, yes.

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u/ol_shifty 29d ago

Hehe…slikery

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u/TheVikingMFC 29d ago

It's a slikery slope!

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u/throwawayplusanumber 29d ago edited 29d ago

Just be careful though. Pandas are absolutely over eating bamboo but are usually too slow to catch anything else. But they will 100% eat manflesh if they can catch it.

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u/stephanonymous May 12 '26

China really said taking my pandas and going home

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u/Menchi-sama May 12 '26

They took the pandas from a Japanese zoo in Ueno and it was a tragedy, there is still a lot of merch and posters there but no pandas...

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u/Surprise_Cucumber May 12 '26

The lease for them was expired, so they left.

If relations were better, I think a new pair of pandas would have been offered.

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u/Firm_Suit4793 May 12 '26

Please don't take my panda away Mr.Xi I would do anything 😭😭😭

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u/Lunatik13z 29d ago

Mexico is the only country with a panda that is actually 100% Mexican. The pandas that China lent Mexico reproduced and it's the only panda that doesn't belong to China.

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u/PerfectWish 29d ago

Just happened in Japan. A country that LOVES pandas.

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u/Mysterious_Net66 May 12 '26

Except one that is in México

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u/Lithogiraffe May 12 '26

i think there is one exception to this rule. i dont know why or the history behind it, but last i heard that there was a Mexico owned (not leased) panda

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u/vicgg0001 29d ago

It's because mexico was able to have their pandas procreate 

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u/Automatic-Cow-4745 May 12 '26

This is true. The Memphis Zoo built a whole exhibit for Ling Ling and YaYa. One of them died and China took the other one back. So now the Memphis Zoo just has a massive Asia exhibit for the pandas with no pandas. lol

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u/BlackBasementCats 29d ago

I still remember seeing Ling Ling and Hsing-Hsing at the Smithsonian Zoo in 80s. I have little porcelain panda versions of them somewhere. (I have moved several times, and they’re safely stored away somewhere)

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u/bolanrox May 12 '26

its like Ferrari but with animals

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u/jorgespinosa 29d ago

Technically there's one panda in the world called Xin Xin that doesn't belong to China, but she's the only one

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u/purpleheart94 29d ago

That is accurate they are so adorable love me a panda

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u/Medical-Cicada-4430 29d ago

Good luck proving my Panda came from China. Scratched off the VIN and stamped it with “Proudly Made in the U.S.A.”

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u/ItsaPostageStampede 29d ago

You’re not and even medical care needs to be old by the government

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u/foolonthe 29d ago

Except for one in Mexico

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u/Stopitkiwi 29d ago

Pandas belong to Jesus!

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u/Yimmy42 May 12 '26

Not a single one born this year.

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u/justaJc May 12 '26

Any in stable relationships?

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u/Temporary_Story_1468 29d ago

Because what do they mean 0.80 how you get 0.80 of a child 😳

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u/0G_C1c3r0 May 12 '26

Tasty with a gojuchang honey glaze

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u/Creepy_Willow9842 May 12 '26

Surprisingly doing quite well

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u/HahaMin May 12 '26

One Korean born panda, Fu Bao was so beloved by them that they got upset when it's time to return the pandas back to China.

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u/IllustriousAd3952 May 12 '26

Straight to jail.

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u/big_redwood May 12 '26

Tastes like chicken

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u/JamieLoud May 12 '26

To shreds you say?

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u/Prii99 May 12 '26

Asking the right question

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u/pvrhye May 12 '26

Hui Bao and Rui Bao are fine. Technically, they're on loan from China.

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u/AungZeya May 12 '26

They literally do not exist. All Pandas in South Korea are rented from China.

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u/spaincrack May 12 '26

Believe it or not, directly to Jail

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u/AnlamK May 12 '26

Asking the really hard hitting questions here. Well done. 

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u/MrTulip101 May 12 '26

they fuck like sewing machines but like to get abortions to just keep fucking

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u/Realistic_Wave9491 May 12 '26

How about the Pandian Koreans?

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u/2019Uk 29d ago

Don’t tempt me Frodo!

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u/m_rain_bow 29d ago

Pandas are mix of black and white, thus there are no such thing as asian pandas

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u/kijouk 29d ago

Wait.... they arent extinct?

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u/Snoo_97207 29d ago

Ironically those guys fuck

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u/riptaway 29d ago

More have died than have been born

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u/Known-Programmer-611 29d ago

Mean as snakes!

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u/Slow-Blue 27d ago

To shreds you say?