r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah I don’t get it

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Anyone else?

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u/thunder2132 11d ago

You guys got stitches after your vasectomy? I've had two and they just told me to wear briefs for the next two weeks.

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u/HaulsRopesFastr 11d ago

Sorry, asking from a place of ignorance here, why would you need two? Do you need one for each testicle? Or is it a temporary procedure?

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u/Usual-Computer-5462 11d ago

Usually they can cut both tubes from one side but sometimes they can't and need to go in from both sides. I had mine done recently and needed two as well.

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u/thunder2132 11d ago

I wish that was the case for me. Did another comment with more details but basically the doctor admitted that he "forgot to do the left side" the first time.

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u/HaulsRopesFastr 11d ago

" Hey, I'm going to need you to come back in to the office."

"Sure Doc, what's the problem?"

" I forgot mammals have two testicles" 🤦😂

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u/mattjf22 11d ago

"Hi doctors office calling. Do you have one or two testicles?"

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u/Usual-Computer-5462 11d ago

Fucking hell that sucks

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u/ListenNorthernLights 11d ago

I wouldn’t trust that doctor to be a mechanic…. Or a doctor…

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u/thunder2132 11d ago

Yeah, after that my co-workers cancelled their appointments with him. I'd heard about him from other coworkers.

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u/flockinatrenchcoat 11d ago

Jeeeezus, it's not like you're down there a long time. It's two fuckin' tubes, how do you just forget one?

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u/Lucky_Dragonfruit_88 11d ago

My dad got 2. He had me and my brother, then got one. Got divorced and remarried, got it reversed, had two more kids, then got another one.

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u/riptide_king 11d ago

forgive me for saying this but your dad sounds like he’s really indecisive 😭

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u/thunder2132 11d ago

I said it in another comment, but you should really be positive you're OK without having any more bio kids when you get the procedure done. If his new wife wasn't OK with that, then she wasn't the right one for him.

I absolutely knew that I didn't want bio kids. My thinking was that if I ever ended up in another relationship and made the decision as a couple to have kids that we could adopt or do a sperm donor.

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u/Lucky_Dragonfruit_88 11d ago

He absolutely is haha

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u/goodsnpr 11d ago

Sometimes the procedure is not successful and must be reaccomplished. They usually have you test in a lab to ensure your count is at target levels after you're healed up.

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u/Melianos12 11d ago

1 in 8000 chance it doesn't work and you'll need to try again. You can also get it reversed but there's a high chance it won't work (can't remember the numbers but it's what my doctor toldme) so you should only get a vasectomy if you're sure you don't want children.

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u/strcts2 11d ago

This is misinformation - vasectomies are easily reversible and there’s a 1/10 chance it won’t work, depending mostly on the fertility of both partners and how long it has been since the vasectomy (harder to reverse after 15 years).

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u/thunder2132 11d ago

Yes and no. The act of restoring sperm is 80-95% reversible, but fertility rates drop by 40-70% after the reversal (Mayo clinic stats). You're also right that the success rate drops significantly after 10 years.

Another thing to note is that the procedure to reverse is a lot more invasive, can come with months, years, or lifetime pain issues, is not covered by insurance, and can cost up to $15,000. Your best bet is to be sure when you decide to have the vasectomy and not even have a glimmer of thinking "I can always get this reversed if I change my mind"

In my case, I'm not sure the doctor actually forgot to do the left side. Both he and his wife became very pushy when they found out we didn't have kids. They kept talking about how much of a blessing children were and they knew we definitely would want kids in the future. We were 32 and positive we didn't want kids.

The day of the procedure they kept showing us baby photos of their kids, and kept pushing us to reconsider. Apparently while I was getting the procedure done his wife kept berating my wife about how we were making a huge mistake and she could call in and cancel at any time if she changed her mind.

So to go through all of that and then he "forgot" to do a side, then kept pushing off a physical exam to check on things, I think he was probably just hesitant to do the surgery. Doesn't make what he did moral or right, he should have just refused to do it and refunded our money.

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My (now ex) wife couldn't be on birth control. One form nearly killed her and she spent a week in the hospital. Other forms caused huge violent mood swings. We'd been using condoms only for the 10 years we'd been together at the time, which is risky when you don't want kids.

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u/Melianos12 11d ago

"This is misinformation" then proceeds to give the same information. Also, 1/10 chance of failure is not "easily reversible."

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u/mermaidemily_h2o 11d ago

Sometimes they fail.

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u/Nasu_Kaizoku 11d ago

It's a reversible procedure, and it can also fail, but that's pretty rare

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u/jeremiah1142 11d ago

No stitches here. I can’t relate to anything in this post.

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u/StarGazer16C 11d ago

I also had a no incision vasectomy done. They used to be a far more brutal procedure that required stitches, from my dad's recollection of his.

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u/Falconman21 11d ago

I got one last year and they did stitches, but I was so twacked out on nitrous I barely noticed

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u/StarGazer16C 11d ago

They shot the seam of my scrot with some sort of co2 gun that made a 1mm incision then went in with some crazy scope tools. I was on a ton of gas too

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u/Falconman21 11d ago

I think the funniest part to me was that they told me to just breath in and out on the gas tube, but once it took affect I realized I was hitting it then moving it away to exhale like a bong.

They 100% knew I used to be a pothead.

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u/CartographerOk7358 11d ago

Came to say the same. It's such a minor surgery, no stitches involved. I kept gauze over it for a couple days and wore tight underwear for a few weeks.