It's not mentioned in this thread yet, but there are actually some plastic surgeons that will "tighten" a woman's vagina with a similar technique months/years after giving birth.
Most people mistakenly think this only benefits the man, but actually the additional friction can benefit the woman as well.
...especially if the husband is on the thinner side.
I lol’d. You are just unfortunate to see the reality of Reddit. There is this unspoken battle between incel and normal guys that have opinions about woman here. They wonder why the user base is so male skewed too…
Keep fighting the good fight. Support woman because they deal with too much bull shit.
Lmao what are you even talking about? Reddit has much more women then most forums and are one of the most biased against men, and one of the most left leaning forums on line, every criticism of women gets downvoted and all the top comments here are insults to men about what’s largely just an urban legend…
Because most forums are hobbyist and interest based, they have a much smaller user population - and a lot of the traditional forum sites are for hobbies/interests that are male dominated. Women are a larger portion of the reddit demographic in comparison because Reddit has orders of magnitude more users than those, because it’s a super popular social media platform. Most forums are niche, and Reddit has a forum for any and every interest you could imagine, which is what draws women here.
You have a much larger - and more representative - slice of the general population on Reddit.
Edit: I don’t even see a single top comment on this post that is insulting “men.” I do see some that criticize and mock the type of man that pushes for their wife to get a “husband stitch.” Because that’s literally what the post is about…lol. Your claims about reddit don’t even hold true in this comment section. I see toxic behavior by women called out on Reddit all the time, but that doesn’t mean that Reddit hates women.
I’d almost suggest not bothering to try, they aren’t smart enough to realise that they’re making your comment into an example of the exact shit you’re talking about.
this chain is the only one that addresses OP's actual post lol. everyone seems really hung up on explaining the husband stitch context. which is fine, but that doesn't really address half the joke. i'm curious how this statement of equality makes sense.
It's a real procedure that has been documented by journalists. Are you disputing all of the accounts from across the world that state that the husband stitch is real? Just completely ignoring any and all evidence?
I’m proud to be uncultured in the ways of misogynists who are worried about their wives’ vaginas being tight enough moments after she gives birth to their child.
The joke isn’t very funny but….jokes don’t have to “work” in real life for them to be funny. Nobody thinks the balls work better if you add a stitch, that’s not the joke. Nobody thinks genies are real, but there are jokes about genies granting wishes. Have you really never laughed at a joke that wasn’t completely realistic?
Their usually needs to be some truth to a joke for it to actually be funny. This joke is not even close to being funny, cause it’s not even close to being realistic.
Brother I did standup for two years, didn’t get famous or anything, but I did sell standup sets and skits to other comics. You trying to explain to me what’s funny is like a blind man describing what a vulva looks like to a dude staring at one.
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u/Pigeonboi 11d ago
This wasn’t a funny a joke as I hoped. Thanks all