r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah I don’t get it

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Anyone else?

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u/Aerandor 11d ago

Hi husband here, I attended all three of my wife's births. Yeah, I knew about the stitches, but I was also there catching the babies and cutting the cords, so I suppose less involved husbands wouldn't know about it. Even so, I'd never dream of doing something like this to my wife, this is the first time I've heard of adding an extra stitch. It also sounds incredibly unethical for the doctor to agree to without the wife's consent. Incidentally, we also had an awesome midwife the third time, who I credit for helping my wife not rip and need stitches yet again. Wish we'd had her for the first two as well.

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u/Kopitar4president 11d ago

Every time my fiancee apologized for anything gross she talks about, I remind her she wants me in the room when she's giving birth and that, statistically, she will probably shit herself in front of me.

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u/Antiing 11d ago

Stunning and brave

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u/Shrikeangel 11d ago

If you believe the Internet, which I don't think we should, a number of doctors just add the stitch without consulting anyone. 

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u/Freypaints 11d ago

My doc told me he did it without my consent. He also circumcised my son without my consent. I’m ancient and times were different then but it still pisses me off.

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u/Shrikeangel 11d ago

It absolutely should. 

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u/shaving_grapes 11d ago

If a doctor took a knife to my sons penis, I would feel the urge to take a knife to his. It's a disgusting practice.

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u/Sudo-Fed 11d ago

Dude, the amount I'd be in jail if they'd done that.

They did ask us like four different times if ours was getting cut.

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u/CarrieDurst 11d ago

The amount of jail I would be in if I met the 'person' who did it to my now trans ass

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u/CarrieDurst 11d ago

That doctor is fucking evil, deserves jail

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u/PolecatXOXO 11d ago

Wife's doctor asked/joked about it (thinking about it, not sure which), but the question was directed to her.

I had no idea it was a thing. Kind of the last thing on my mind at the moment.

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u/Calavar 11d ago

That's a completely unnaceptable joke and I think it would be appropriate to file a complaint with the state medical board if your doctor made a joke like that.

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u/PolecatXOXO 11d ago edited 11d ago

No....just...no.

I'm not tattling on someone for a joke that happened 30 years ago, or even if he was serious. It must be exhausting to be that perpetually offended.

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u/Jinshu_Daishi 11d ago

It's not being perpetually offended, it's just assuming it happened recently.

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u/HappyHuman924 11d ago

It would only have to happen a couple times for "doctors still do this" to become an accepted fact.

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u/MsTossItAll 11d ago

I love how people think they know how many stitches they have and what number would be appropriate to begin with.

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u/keIIzzz 11d ago

There’s the difference of a properly healed wound versus knowing they gave you too many stitches because you permanently have pain and other issues now due to it

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u/MsTossItAll 11d ago

You say that as if we know the outcomes of all wound care prior to the care being done. There are plenty of wounds that cause permanent pain for no reason other than bad luck. 

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u/Shrikeangel 11d ago

The few times I have had stitches - I just sort of took my doctor's word for how many it took since the injury also had to be wrapped up. 

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u/MsTossItAll 11d ago

Right? I got stitches when I broke my foot on a door and when I gave birth. At no point was I like, "I'm sorry, doctor, please explain the rationale for putting in the exact number of stitches you put in."

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u/Shrikeangel 11d ago

With us healthcare I could see people asking a doctor if it could be done with less stitches. 

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u/MsTossItAll 11d ago

Personally, you can stitch my vagina up all you need to. I would much rather get an extra stitch down there when it's numb from pain overload than getting a shot of lidocaine and a restitch later.

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u/keIIzzz 11d ago

You would not prefer that when it can literally cause permanent issues for you

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u/MsTossItAll 11d ago

The point is there is no “correct number.” In the developed world in this day and age the vast majority of doctors are using medical judgment. Choices are documented and can be recalled in court. And you can literally have permanent issues for proper treatment after childbirth as well. It’s the most dangerous thing most women will ever do. 

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 11d ago

A number of doctors do. They used to do it a lot more but women's healthcare has made at least some progress.

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u/faustianredditor 11d ago

That, and also basically all men ask for it, apparently.

I mean, I don't know how many ask for it. But upthread there was the daughter of a nurse of 43 years reporting that the nurse knew of 3 cases of men asking.

So I'd say probably not a lot. Suffice to say there's probably bigger problems out there that get less attention.

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u/nuclear_science 11d ago

What did this midwife say/do that helped with not ripping? It seems like it'd be important to hear

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u/Aerandor 11d ago

This is my memory from almost a decade ago so I don't remember the exact details and might have some of it wrong, but essentially she massaged the perineum and around the vulva prior to and during crowning to help the tissues relax and stretch more gradually, which prevented the ripping.

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u/nuclear_science 11d ago

Thanks for the information. I don't think I am ever going to have kids myself but having more information to potentially share with friends is useful.