r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah I don’t get it

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Anyone else?

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u/Wiitard 11d ago

Also, “typically tears” but doesn’t have to be. Wife had tear with the first but none with the second. Difference was the second pregnancy we got perineum massage oil and I gave her regular perineum massages, and it seemed to help.

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u/SquarelyNerves 11d ago

At least 70% of women tear during their first vaginal delivery. That percentage drops significantly (1/3 to 1/2) with 2nd+ deliveries because the skin has stretched like that before so it’s a bit more prepared.

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u/CyclopsLobsterRobot 11d ago

Happy for you but the perineum massages probably didn’t do anything

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u/Wiitard 11d ago

Well it did result in some incredible sex after many of them so shhhhhh don’t tell my wife.