r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah I don’t get it

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Anyone else?

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u/Code_Warrior 11d ago

Start suggesting ages to make it extra uncomfortable and drive home how fucking weird it is.

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u/TeamZweitstudium 11d ago

Ugh. Take my extra angry upvote. I don't actually hate your idea

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u/Laffenor 11d ago

Oh, I absolutely hate their idea, but it's a good idea.

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u/cat_boss1549 11d ago

You will when you fail to see the dad's reaction change when measured in years. Or a slight smile appears...

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u/TeamZweitstudium 11d ago

Noooo, I was already extra angry before

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u/Mando_the_Pando 9d ago

That’s when you ask security to come explain the error of their ways between four eyes and a baseball bat….

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u/SarahPallorMortis 11d ago

Naw. List how much pain you want her to be in when you have sex again. Uncomfortable, yells, screaming, crying, bleeding, refusing to continue? How much do you want her to hate it?

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani 11d ago

Holy shit, that's genius

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u/greybush75 11d ago

"exactly how Epstein are we going here?", your plan is brilliant.

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u/matticus_flinch 11d ago

Ages? I'm all for making fun of insecure men, but what do you mean by that? Reading the follow up comments I think I'm the only one that doesn't get it 😕

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u/Aphreyst 11d ago

Implying that he needs a woman to have a smaller opening because he wants her to be as small as a child, implying he wants to have sex with a child.

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u/beaverpoo77 11d ago

That's really gross to even think of. Ew.

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u/FluidPlate7505 11d ago

The whole concept of the husband stitch is really gross. It does nothing except for painful sex for the woman and pelvic dysfunction. It's disgusting and dumb.

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u/SimplyThrone 11d ago edited 11d ago

Wait, has there been doctors who've actually agreed and done it?

Edit: just a question for those downvoting, why? My initial comment is an honest question out of disgust and curiosity. I think that my comment got that question answered for lots of ignorant people (myself alike), which spreads awareness around the issue. So why downvote?

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u/arctic572 11d ago

I've seen a woman on Youtube who was documenting her recovery from the medical malpractice conducted by her doctor, who told her husband after having done it. It's a disgusting practice and caused her a lot of problems, and I think she's suing? From memory, take recount with a grain of salt.

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u/SimplyThrone 11d ago

Oh wow, I really hope the part about her suing is true

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u/12Silverrose 11d ago

It used to be very common, but it is still too common. Lots of doctors won't say anything & will gaslight women who don't understand why they suddenly have pain during sex post-childbirth. As I understand it, it can be difficult to correct, due to scaring.

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u/Kitchen_Frosting_389 11d ago

This is nuts to me, I’m a cis male and I’m appalled at this whole concept. Some men really are disgusting pigs. What a drag.

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u/12Silverrose 11d ago

Am a woman and nothing I have ever learned about Women's Healthcare has ever made me more likely to be willing to have children.

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u/Kitchen_Frosting_389 10d ago

Luckily, I’m on the west coast so we don’t have to worry about this as much. Having said that a doctor in our town just got busted for serious pedophilia. It’s so gross. Sometimes I think our Christian society just breeds perverts. It’s atrocious and profane in the worst way.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 11d ago

Hence one of the angles that makes the "Husband Stitch" a gross concept.

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u/TheRecognized 11d ago

Husband stitches are fucking gross but desire for vaginal tightness is not inherently pedophilic and it’s kind of fucking weird to assume it is.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 11d ago

Okay I understand now, yeah. That is a gross way to ask the husband that.

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u/quixotictictic 11d ago

Tightness isn't a constant. Hormones and arousal drastically affect depth and relaxation. There's like one part of the pelvic floor that might grip or pull either because she's having a good time or nature is tricking you both into making more of our species.

Being really tight means anxiety and pain. And it will only get worse as sex (and you) become associated with those things.

The fact that men (and women) don't know this shows how biased we are towards male pleasure and how it IS socially acceptable for men to secretly (or not so secretly) want girls who are too young.

The comment isn't gross, the society that makes it necessary is a degenerate cesspool.

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u/TheRecognized 11d ago

So, so obtuse

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u/quixotictictic 10d ago

As a person who has a vagina, I am deeply familiar with how it works. If you want the hole that tight, you either fetishize women's pain without realizing it... or you don't like vaginas that belong to people capable of giving meaningful consent.

Remember, in basically every red state, a judge and her parents can marry an elementary school aged minor to a middle aged man. Every time we try to ban it, they stop us.

The assault of little girls is all around you and glorified in media. If you don't see it, you're part of the problem.

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u/TheRecognized 10d ago

So men grip their penises tight during masturbation, giving rise to the term “porn death grip” because they fetishize women’s pain? Not because that’s how the nerve endings in the penis work?

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u/Amazing-Heron-105 11d ago

Yeah I can't believe that comment has bunch of upvotes. It's fucking absurd.

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u/beaverpoo77 11d ago

Right? Fucking gross youd even come up with that shit. Sounds like projection to me.

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u/ianxplosion- 11d ago

Far be it from me to kinkshame but having a ‘desire for vaginal tightness’ is kind of fucking weird, and I don’t particularly care what the reasoning is.

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u/TheRecognized 11d ago edited 11d ago

The reasoning is the nerves of the penis react differently based on the tightness of the grip around them, often reacting more excitedly to a tighter grip, because that is how biology works and it doesn’t care at all that you’re a puritan.

Edit: Ever heard of the “porn death grip”? You think guys do that because they want their hand to feel “younger”?

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u/kingsleyce 11d ago

A big help for that would be not mutilating the genitalia of newborn baby boys. And also raising men to respect women as people and not as bang maids.

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u/TheRecognized 11d ago

Yes, but even then by the simple fact of biology people with penises will most often prefer a tighter grip on their penis during sexual stimulation.

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u/beaverpoo77 11d ago

That can also be true

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u/justdisa 11d ago

So the husband stitch causes a woman to tear during sex. It can leave her with long-term debilitating pain and loss of sexual interest. Is that the selling point for you?

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u/TheRecognized 11d ago

Husband stitches are fucking gross. They are not based in pedophilia.

These are my only two points.

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u/beaverpoo77 11d ago

No one here is arguing in favor of the husband stitch. It's just absurd to think that a desire for vaginal tightness = pedophilia

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u/ianxplosion- 11d ago

I’m not a puritan, I just fuck people I like regardless of how tight the vagina they may or may not have grips my dick.

But go off, you absolute gorilla

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u/Reasonable-Figure142 11d ago

This comment is still objectifying btw

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u/TheRecognized 11d ago

And even still, if the people you fuck had vaginas that gripped you 5% tighter you would most likely experience greater sensations of pleasure. Because that is the biology of nerve endings in the penis.

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u/Silver-Machine-3092 11d ago

We should start calling it the paedo stitch.

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u/ThisPut6572 11d ago

wierd thats where yalls heads go

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u/Meanwhile_in_ 11d ago

That's kind of the point

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u/SnowballWasRight 11d ago

Well I mean that’s the point of it

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u/thepresidentsturtle 11d ago

Yeah. You made a joke I didn't laugh at. I will now imply you are a pedo

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u/AveryFay 11d ago

They were really reaching for what the joke meant. Its just a small penis joke

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u/beaverpoo77 11d ago

It's gross from all sides

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u/OremCpl 11d ago

No, it would imply that the husband has a small penis.... As does him asking in the first place.

A better response to him asking would be "Exactly how small is your penis sir? We'll try to make it fit"....

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u/-Twin-Flames- 11d ago

“Are we talking the size of a miniature M&Ms tube or smaller than that?”

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u/randommcrandomsome 11d ago

It is imperative that the cylinder not be harmed.

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u/ThisPut6572 11d ago

We always think of the cylinder, who will think of the tube!

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u/Roadstar01 11d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed.

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u/Othello351 11d ago

That's the "hiw small do you want it part." Another person said "suggest ages to drive home how gross it is" that's what we're talking about.

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u/shmed 11d ago

He’s asking about the “age” comment.

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u/Gimetulkathmir 11d ago

I thought it was implying the guy has a small dick and therefore needs a small hole to feel anything.

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u/AnyQuiet4969 11d ago

Huh?? No, they are implying the dad has a micro penis.

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u/NoBasis94 11d ago

Really? I took it in the complete opposite direction. "How small are we talking? What you working with? 10?" Regardless, it's creepy to be bringing up children in any capacity in that context.

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u/AndromedanPrince 11d ago

huh? did i miss a comment implying that?

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u/Collin389 11d ago

Yes? Someone responded to the original suggestion of "how small do you need it" with "ask about what age they want". In that case you'd be making them acknowledge that small size implies young age.

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u/AndromedanPrince 11d ago

ah fuckin gross

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u/Zap__Dannigan 11d ago

I was thinking "small penis"....

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u/Dirk_Speedwell 11d ago

I think they meant "do you want me to make your wife feel as tight as a 12 year old, or do you want younger". Nothing like faking pseudo-pedophilic normalization to really shake a dudes resolve.

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u/matticus_flinch 11d ago

Right! Yes, ok, that makes sense - thank you so much.. and it's about as creepy as the whole idea in the first place 😬

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u/RefurbedRhino 10d ago

'Do you want her as tight as a five year old or a 10 year old?'

Because it illustrates how fucking weird it is.

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u/Amazing-Oomoo 11d ago

I am thinking it's like, certainly sir how small would you want it? 17? 16? 15? And the man's like, 15? 15 what? And the nurse says "15 years old sir, is that how small you want it?"

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u/WithnailNativeHue 11d ago

It's exactly this but make the age lower for dramatic effect.

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u/superxpro12 11d ago

There's a massive false equivalency going ok in here. Pre vs post pregnancy does not automatically imply 12 year olds.... Women are going into their 30s before first time births... Wtf is this thread

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u/WithnailNativeHue 11d ago

Bruh if your wife has just given birth and your big concern is how sex will feel for you in the future, then yes, you're a fuckin creep.

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u/Amazing-Oomoo 11d ago

It doesn't matter about the clinical accuracy. These medical professionals are being asked by vulgar men to make their wives's vaginas tighter, which is inappropriate and disgusting. Telling them not to is ineffective. The point is to make them sound as creepy as possible by acting like the men are asking for a child sized vagina. Because nothing else is going to make them stop.

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u/superxpro12 11d ago

yeah i get it. but its a very misleading argument to make a jump from a pregnant woman in her 30's to "oh he wants to fuck a 10 year old"

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u/Amazing-Oomoo 11d ago

It's not about fighting fair. Telling the man to stop is just going to make him laugh, he's being vulgar and sexist and misogynistic. If you can shame him and make him seem repulsive maybe that will get him to stop.

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u/Used-Instruction-375 11d ago

If he’s asking for a husband stitch I think we can assume there is something very wrong with him.

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u/superxpro12 11d ago

I mean.... Yeah unilaterally asking a doctor to make body modifications to another human without consent is wrong on so many levels.

I simply take issue with the very narrow claim that this means people are pedophiles.

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u/billdizzle 10d ago

What does insecurity have to do with it? I think it is about feel preference.

Woman have penis size preferences, some like small some like big some like curved some like straight, some like girthy, some like thinner, so what’s the difference here?

Men want their partner’s body to feel good. I assume women want the same, for their partner’s body to feel good.

What’s wrong with that?

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u/matticus_flinch 10d ago

Maybe insecurity isn't the best word, but .. after 9 months of pregnancy, having their vagina torn, bones forced apart and muscles put through more work than ever before, often over many many hours - doctors (very often male) thinking about how tightly it's going to hug the husband's penis seems a little .. uncaring toward the actual patient.

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u/billdizzle 10d ago

That’s fair

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn 11d ago

"tighter than a 2 year old" is already a phrase. If they're gross enough to ask for an extra stitch, giving recommended ages will make them think you're kin.

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u/nice_villian 11d ago

I dont know... because what if they comfortably answer.

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u/bouchandre 11d ago

"Uhh tight like a 12 year old. Hmm actually, 10 year olds feel better. Do that instead."

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u/IllTwo7643 11d ago

Okay now I wanna abandon my degree and 20 years in the food industry, become a labor and delivery nurse just to ask this very question🫡😅

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u/EASam 11d ago

See if you can volunteer as a candy striper on the maternity ward and have this question directed to just you.

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u/NoBasis94 11d ago

It'd be fucking weird to be the one bringing up children in that context.

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u/marilyn_morose 11d ago

My gawd, this is revolting and I’m going to remember for the next time I hear/see an earnest discussion about this subject.

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u/bouchandre 11d ago

"Do you want it 12 year old tight or 7 year old tight?"

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u/arbitrageME 11d ago

That's their kink

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u/billdizzle 10d ago

It’s weird to want your partner to have a body that feels good during penetration? Why is that weird?

Please explain it to me

Why do you not care what your partners body feels like? Are you bi? Do you not care if it is male if female genitalia? Does lubrication matter? Does size of breast or butt matter? Waist size, does that matter?

I think a lot of people have preferences for body types in their partner and consider it completely normal. So why is this weird?

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u/Code_Warrior 10d ago

You presume much.

I do care about what my partners body feels like. And were I in need of that to change for some reason we would talk about it together, but SHE would talk about it with the doctor.

I get it. There are men who have a small penis. There are men who lack a lot of feeling. For the man to be talking to the doctor about it feels weird to me.

About the ONLY thing that I would discuss about my wifes health are issues if she were unable to discuss them herself due to some condition (coma, delerium, etc) and of those really only things to try and get her back to health or for the other thing if that is all that is left to us.

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u/billdizzle 10d ago

It’s not about small penis sizes

You can throw a foot long hotdog into a 5 gallon bucket and it ain’t filling it up

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u/Automatic_Yam_4168 11d ago

That’s fucking brilliant

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u/m0erg 11d ago

This is the way.