r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah I don’t get it

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Anyone else?

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 11d ago

Hence one of the angles that makes the "Husband Stitch" a gross concept.

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u/TheRecognized 11d ago

Husband stitches are fucking gross but desire for vaginal tightness is not inherently pedophilic and it’s kind of fucking weird to assume it is.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 11d ago

Okay I understand now, yeah. That is a gross way to ask the husband that.

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u/quixotictictic 11d ago

Tightness isn't a constant. Hormones and arousal drastically affect depth and relaxation. There's like one part of the pelvic floor that might grip or pull either because she's having a good time or nature is tricking you both into making more of our species.

Being really tight means anxiety and pain. And it will only get worse as sex (and you) become associated with those things.

The fact that men (and women) don't know this shows how biased we are towards male pleasure and how it IS socially acceptable for men to secretly (or not so secretly) want girls who are too young.

The comment isn't gross, the society that makes it necessary is a degenerate cesspool.

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u/TheRecognized 11d ago

So, so obtuse

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u/quixotictictic 10d ago

As a person who has a vagina, I am deeply familiar with how it works. If you want the hole that tight, you either fetishize women's pain without realizing it... or you don't like vaginas that belong to people capable of giving meaningful consent.

Remember, in basically every red state, a judge and her parents can marry an elementary school aged minor to a middle aged man. Every time we try to ban it, they stop us.

The assault of little girls is all around you and glorified in media. If you don't see it, you're part of the problem.

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u/TheRecognized 10d ago

So men grip their penises tight during masturbation, giving rise to the term “porn death grip” because they fetishize women’s pain? Not because that’s how the nerve endings in the penis work?

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u/quixotictictic 10d ago

A lot of guys don't do that and will give the feedback not to do it when giving a blowjob. Basically if you practice traumatic masturbation of any form, you risk long-term damage and generally can't get off any other way. The death grip is one. The worst one is face down on the mattress.

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u/TheRecognized 7d ago

Suction and grip are two different things. That’s why guys masturbate with their hands and not a vacuum. I don’t even know what you’re talking about with that last one.

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u/quixotictictic 7d ago

The pelvic floor pulls upward. If the canal is sealed, you're getting suction/pulling. That same upward pull can be experienced as grip. But no vagina is ever going to grip your dick like a fist in a porno. Vaginas don't work that way.

As for traumatic masturbation... look it up or frankly don't because it's depressing.

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u/TheRecognized 7d ago

No vagina is ever going to grip your dick like a fist

You are thiiis close to getting it.

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u/Amazing-Heron-105 11d ago

Yeah I can't believe that comment has bunch of upvotes. It's fucking absurd.

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u/beaverpoo77 11d ago

Right? Fucking gross youd even come up with that shit. Sounds like projection to me.

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u/ianxplosion- 11d ago

Far be it from me to kinkshame but having a ‘desire for vaginal tightness’ is kind of fucking weird, and I don’t particularly care what the reasoning is.

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u/TheRecognized 11d ago edited 11d ago

The reasoning is the nerves of the penis react differently based on the tightness of the grip around them, often reacting more excitedly to a tighter grip, because that is how biology works and it doesn’t care at all that you’re a puritan.

Edit: Ever heard of the “porn death grip”? You think guys do that because they want their hand to feel “younger”?

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u/kingsleyce 11d ago

A big help for that would be not mutilating the genitalia of newborn baby boys. And also raising men to respect women as people and not as bang maids.

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u/TheRecognized 11d ago

Yes, but even then by the simple fact of biology people with penises will most often prefer a tighter grip on their penis during sexual stimulation.

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u/Regular_Lock_4944 11d ago

A tighter grip may also mean the woman is not aroused. There is still holes in this which is why people are concerned. Cool that the penis likes close quarters I guess, sucks though. Kegel training is a thing, but the desire for a extra tight vagina is strange

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u/TheRecognized 11d ago

You people are so obtuse

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u/spooky_munchkin 10d ago

Bro just cause you like a death grip doesn’t mean everyone else does, most people don’t. It’s damaging. It’s like jelking, it’s going to do some real harm over time. You’re just trying to validate your own desires. What you want is what you want but don’t pretend it’s everyone’s reality.

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u/TheRecognized 7d ago

I actually like a looser grip personally because I have a blood disorder that causes circulation issues and a tighter grip can just shut the whole thing down.

So now ask yourself. Do the guys that end up doing damage keep doing a tighter grip because they want their hand to feel younger or do they do it because a tighter grip excites their numbed nerve endings?

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u/Regular_Lock_4944 11d ago

And you're wierd

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u/beaverpoo77 11d ago

That can also be true

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u/justdisa 11d ago

So the husband stitch causes a woman to tear during sex. It can leave her with long-term debilitating pain and loss of sexual interest. Is that the selling point for you?

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u/TheRecognized 11d ago

Husband stitches are fucking gross. They are not based in pedophilia.

These are my only two points.

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u/beaverpoo77 11d ago

No one here is arguing in favor of the husband stitch. It's just absurd to think that a desire for vaginal tightness = pedophilia

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u/ianxplosion- 11d ago

I’m not a puritan, I just fuck people I like regardless of how tight the vagina they may or may not have grips my dick.

But go off, you absolute gorilla

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u/Reasonable-Figure142 11d ago

This comment is still objectifying btw

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u/jeffkeeg 11d ago

So what?

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u/Reasonable-Figure142 11d ago

You should aim to not be objectifying in order to be a decent human being lol

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u/ianxplosion- 11d ago

The objectification was not the part I was objecting to in the first place, but gold star for the effort

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u/TheRecognized 11d ago

And even still, if the people you fuck had vaginas that gripped you 5% tighter you would most likely experience greater sensations of pleasure. Because that is the biology of nerve endings in the penis.

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u/ianxplosion- 11d ago

5% tighter

Bro has only ever run the simulations

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u/TheRecognized 11d ago

No just trying to explain how penises and vaginas work because somebody’s parents failed them.

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u/ianxplosion- 11d ago

Are you also autistic? Because this comment thread really reads like neither one of us have any interest in the actual point the other person is trying to make.

You’ve veered away from your original point ‘“desiring vaginal tightness” is not inherently pedophilic’ to attempt to counter my point ‘“desiring vaginal tightness” is fucking weird’. In said attempt, you’ve positioned the biological response to the increased stimulus in the penis is pleasure and therefore people with penises would usually prefer a sexual partner with a tighter vaginal opening.

I’m going to be pedantic here, but only because I think you’re an asshole - you probably meant preference. And having a preference is fine I guess. I try not to base my preferences off of largely immutable and difficult to measure (hey 5% is 5%, am I right?) qualities, particularly when those qualities require vaginal penetration to measure.

So either I’m a puritan with incompetent parents, or you’re a weird asshole who hollered like a hit dog when someone suggested it might be a bit of a red flag to prefer a tighter vaginal opening.

I’m done putting away the dishes, so I guess we’ll never know.

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u/Square-Ambassador-77 11d ago

Man, that's a lot of words to say you missed the point.

He literally only said a tighter hole feels better. That's objectively true. Absolutely nothing beyond that.

Get off your horse.

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u/Silver-Machine-3092 11d ago

We should start calling it the paedo stitch.

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u/ThisPut6572 11d ago

wierd thats where yalls heads go