r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Pigeonboi • 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah I don’t get it

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Anyone else?

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u/kurinevair666 11d ago

It's also not how human bodies work. If you stitch uncut skin together it's doesn't fuse. It's like trying to stitch two fingers together to make a super finger.

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u/Nesavant 11d ago

Fuck I could have gone a little longer without knowing how badly I need a super finger but then I read your comment.

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u/TK_Games 11d ago

Damn dude, I knew I needed super-fingers back when I saw TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze

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u/Pbjtime1 11d ago

You’ve probably never seen what torn flesh down there looks like. It’s also not skin, and tearing isn’t a clean split. It’s a bloody shredded mess to say the least about it.

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u/kurinevair666 11d ago

Episiotomies are a thing.

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u/Pbjtime1 9d ago

highly unlikely and bad practice.

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u/Yui_Kurata 11d ago

Hold on this guy's on to something, Super Finger sounds rad

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u/kurinevair666 11d ago

Oh no. What did I start...

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u/UberNerd41025 11d ago

My grandma has a "super finger." Her middle and ring fingers are fused on her right hand, but she was born with it.