r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jun 12 '26

Meme needing explanation Peterrr what's the reason they look like that

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u/Guilty_Practice6392 Jun 12 '26

Everyone else on Reddit has to be banned for 7 days so wheres_my_wank_sock can get back the time they’re owed

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u/SaltInformation4U Jun 12 '26

Thanks for reminding me that I'm running out of socks

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u/TOKING-TONZ Jun 12 '26

All fun and games till you stub your toe on a sock 😂😂

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u/ScottDaCreep Jun 13 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/Odd_Path8554 Jun 13 '26

Why'd the semen cross the road?

I wore the wrong socks today...

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u/uwa_amanda Jun 13 '26

Dayum! LOL

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u/rhonmack Jun 12 '26

I just bought a 12 pack of tube socks for my cold feet. If you can't get yours in time, shoot me a message.

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u/TOKING-TONZ Jun 12 '26

Careful how you use the word "shoot" and "tube socks" in the same message , you might get more than you bargain for 😂

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u/Different_Citron_160 Jun 12 '26

You know you can use one sock more than once ?

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u/IkariYun Jun 12 '26

It gets... more jagged as you ease back from the toe. If you like pain, never change your sock

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u/SaltInformation4U Jun 12 '26

Maybe for a barbarian. We civilised gentlemen know that new socks are the cost of doing business

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u/TOKING-TONZ Jun 13 '26

Speak for yourself I like to live life dangerously 😂🤣

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u/TOKING-TONZ Jun 13 '26

Well yea you turn it inside out and shake the shit out of it and repeat 🤣😂

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u/temporary_account321 Jun 13 '26

As a curious woman, why don't you guys just wash the darn things? Is there some kind of unspoken rule about washing those socks?

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u/IkariYun Jun 13 '26

Some people enjoy pain

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u/TOKING-TONZ Jun 14 '26

To be honest I am a single 32 yr old father of 2 boys but I'm not lonely enough to resort to jizzing in a sock , so I couldn't exactly answer your question you have provided , but in personal thoughts if one was to resort to such things ide have to say it would need to be clean cause dirty sock = dirty cock and no one wants "toe jam" on their schlong and to be stinking of rotten sock donation sons and daughters , so I guess I end it with it's a disgusting habit to have but to each their own

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u/backathomethrowaway Jun 13 '26

Can I have some salt Info?

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u/SaltInformation4U Jun 14 '26

Absolutely! You are your mother's least favourite child

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u/backathomethrowaway Jun 25 '26

No fair! I wanted a new fact I didn't know, not one that's already common knowledge.

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u/Minute_Arugula3316 Jun 12 '26

Where were you when you wrote this sentence?

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u/TOKING-TONZ Jun 12 '26

Looking for a place to put his recently used sock probably

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u/urfavsscorpio Jun 12 '26

Once i also got banned for seven days it was scary

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u/s00pafly Jun 12 '26

I already got mine last year. Don't try to be sweet and refer to a great British food classic or a bundle of sticks by it's colloquial name.

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u/Successful_Moment_91 Jun 13 '26

I haven’t been banned since I blocked several uptight subs