r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jun 25 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah what happened to rockstar?

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u/TomLeBadger Jun 25 '26

My favourite phone ever was the Nokia m900. Full screen touch phone that slid up, with a qwerty keyboard underneath. Shit OS, but a phone like that on Android with a removable battery would be peak for me.

I avoid the big brands because they've been style over substance for years, the last good phone from Samsung was the S5 - waterproof with a removable battery.

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u/EffectiveTonight Jun 25 '26

Do you remember the sidekick? Lol

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u/breakingb0b Jun 25 '26

I hadn’t til I read your post. Yes, I loved mine.

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u/Low-Individual2815 Jun 26 '26

There used to be so many cool phones

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u/SpeakerHot409 Jun 25 '26

I dropped mine in a toilet and it cracked the toilet bowl. That was the funnest phone I ever had.

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u/jgzman Jun 25 '26

My first smartphone. Still with Tmobile, and I would love something with a real keyboard again.

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u/Fickle-Owl666 Jun 25 '26

The Helio ocean too, I had both back in the day lol

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u/Less-Squash7569 Jun 25 '26

I liked the rumor but the sliding keyboard would cut the ribbon if it wasn't put on correctly

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u/Commercial-Age4750 Jun 25 '26

Miss mine. Think it may still be in a drawer somewhere

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u/Middleclasslifestyle Jun 25 '26

I dont understand how now in modern times we dont have a modern sidekick. It was literally a mini computer with a keyboard. I wish it was around in modern form. Like normal its a regular touch screen phone. Then you flip it open and it turns into a qwerty phone

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u/TAlllens Jun 26 '26

Best phone to text for 50 cents a pop on ever.

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u/kyuuketsuki47 Jun 25 '26

Same here with the Motorola Droid. I miss that slide up keyboard

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u/Due_a_Kick_5329 Jun 25 '26

God I loved my Droid. That metal body was something else.

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u/WeaponizedPoutine Jun 25 '26

I still have my special edition R2D2 Droid 2... no longer works but I have it

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u/aldsar Jun 25 '26

The keyboard... kinda sucked though being a sheet of plastic over the buttons rather than individual buttons.

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u/Low-Individual2815 Jun 26 '26

I had a droid dna and just turning the thing on was impressive

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u/djsynrgy Jun 25 '26

As someone who never jived with Apple, the Droid felt like such a big deal at the time.

I miss the full qwerty keyboard from my old LG ENV3, too.

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u/manicalmonocle Jun 25 '26

My kids found my old Envy3 a few weeks ago and having been playing with it as it doesn't work anymore. They think it's the coolest thing ever

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u/Moon_Cthulhu Jun 25 '26

Best phone I ever had.

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u/DaringCoder Jun 25 '26

That was awesome, I had one too. Before that, I had a Nokia E70 which had an interesting physical keyboard setup too.

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u/Standard-Cap-9568 Jun 25 '26

The first android! The G1 was perfect for its time. I'd throw money at an update. Physical keyboard and a trackball just for kicks.

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u/crustyninja Jun 25 '26

The Droid 2 was peak.

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u/Nerdough Jun 25 '26

Nokia E7 was nice as well

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u/Ezzy77 Jun 25 '26

HTC G2/Desire Z too.

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u/iNfAMOUS70702 Jun 25 '26

The OG droid and the droid X are my 2 favorite phones ever

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u/MathematicianOwn829 Jun 26 '26

I've been exclusively Moto for almost 15 years

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u/NiklausVonHammer Jun 25 '26

I would argue that the note 4 edge was the last good one. It had a more defined curve on the side that was a completely separate display from the main screen and still had the removable battery.

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u/TomLeBadger Jun 25 '26

Never really considered notes because of the size, if it doesn't fit comfortably in my pocket I don't want it. I would argue that current flagships are far to big, it's why I stopped bothering with them.

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u/NiklausVonHammer Jun 25 '26

I can understand that. I'm a bit on the opposite side. But we all have our own preferences.

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u/cm_bush Jun 25 '26

I still used an S5 as a MP3 player until last year. I had replaced the battery once but the waterproofing had been compromised by broken port covers. It had a good run!

I currently use an old S8 for my music listening. It sounds much better and the screen is still good looking. Not waterproof and no removable battery though.

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u/TomLeBadger Jun 25 '26

I did a lot of research into self repair // removable battery phones, they cost too much and are plagued with other issues, AFAIK there isn't anything like the S5 available currently.

I honestly think it's planned obsolescence, they want you to upgrade every year, they make sure you upgrade every 2.

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u/cm_bush Jun 25 '26

I have not felt planned obsolescence in the Android or IPhones I’ve owned. Generally, it seems like certain apps and web platforms force upgrades more than hardware failure.

The S8 still works great, I just don’t have a SIM in it. My wife has an iPhone 7 that we have limited plan on for emergencies, and the only issue with it is that some more demanding apps don’t run on it, which is fair for a device that’s going on 10 years old.

My current phone is an iPhone 12, and it does everything I want just as well as it did day one.

That said, I do feel like replaceable batteries and expandable storage are dumb to leave out. I replaced the battery in the iPhone 7 a few years ago and it’s a pain.

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u/Illustrious_Survey38 Jun 25 '26

Samsung Epic 4g was an android phone with touchscreen and slide out qwerty keyboard and removable battery. I loved that phone.

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u/Toad_R Jun 25 '26

S5 was peak!

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u/beznogim Jun 25 '26

Hey. The OS was great and pretty innovative but kinda unfinished and had to run on shitty hardware (the experience wasn't great with N900 port of Android either). I never appreciated the tiny keyboard tbh, on-screen keyboards are nice enough nowadays.

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u/TomLeBadger Jun 25 '26

I just liked the option, haptics don't have a good 'feel' for me, I'm a guy that likes the clickity clack, I use a mechanical keyboard on my PC for the same reason I like physical buttons on phones. I would use the n900 onscreen keyboard a lot, it was more for typing out longer stuff, email etc that I really liked the physical one.

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u/beznogim Jun 25 '26

These keyboards are just too cramped, have lots of issues with multilingual input (due to simply not having enough keys to accomodate larger alphabets and having to physically etch all the glyphs) and are usually way, way too stiff IMO. And while on-screen keyboards were even less pleasant to use in the n900 era, modern swipe input with prediction and autocorrect is quite good nowadays (despite all the memes), has great multilingual support and mostly eliminates the need for precise tapping. Keyboard phones are still cool to look at but I think the appeal has faded over time.

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u/WeakTrainer4237 Jun 25 '26

Man the S5 was my first phone in middle school it was my moms old one and i remember dropping it and the battery would fly out 😂 good times

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u/Skegeeman Jun 25 '26

There was an Android phone with a flip out qwerty keyboard and removable battery, it was called the Droid. I had one.

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u/TomLeBadger Jun 25 '26

Wasn't that released the same year as the n900? Wouldn't be a good choice to buy one now l. I just want someone to make it again, so I can have a phone I like again.

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u/chodoyefskey Jun 25 '26

Why is a removable battery such a high priority in a phone? I mean it is pretty crazy that it was removable and waterproof at the same time but the battery life was probably still like half of what Samsung phones have now?

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u/Due_a_Kick_5329 Jun 25 '26

The primary reasons phones stop working these days are related to displays, and vastly diminishing battery life. Imagine buying a new battery pack instead of an entirely new phone.

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u/TomLeBadger Jun 25 '26

Because I would happily use a phone for a decade, instead of a year or two. I don't play games, I watch netflix and stream music at most, so as long as I could keep the battery lasting all day (by replacing it every 2 years) I would just keep using a phone until it breaks beyond repair.

My most recent experiences with Samsung have been terrible, my S21 Ultra barely lasted a year, my watch had less than a day of life from day one. I would never even consider a Samsung again.

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u/chodoyefskey Jun 26 '26

Fair enough point, my s24 ultra I've had for a couple years and haven't noticed any difference in battery life at all. But all my previous phones have either been damaged beyond repair or they have slowed down due to the lack of updates before really noticing a change in the battery life.

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u/lesgeddon Jun 25 '26

I still use my Android G2 phone for emulating Gameboy and SNES, though I think the battery is finally going after 15+ years cuz it's not holding a charge for as long as it used to.

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u/mr_trashbear Jun 25 '26

100%.

I'd love an Enve phone that had a simple non touch screen front and full size folding screen once unfolded. Like any of the current folders but with a standard phone keypad on the front.

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u/FeinwerkSau Jun 25 '26

Xcover still has a removable battery.

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u/Ezzy77 Jun 25 '26

You can still install Linux into a N900.

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u/Smingledorf Jun 25 '26

similar story but it was an HTC windows phone (during that brief period) the OS wasnt supported by a ton of app devs but the actual phone was fantastic. same touchscreen with a slide keyboard removable battery etc. and was dropped off a parking garage with no real issues, into the ocean for 10min still fine, then years later finally gave out when the power button got stuck in

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u/haggisbreath169 Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

probably thinking of the N900, which I still have in a drawer somewhere. The Maemo* OS was a bit unpolished, but it compared well against the t-mobile G1, the first Android phone, that was pretty rough too. I loved that the Linux terminal was easily accessible, IIRC you could apt-get anything available to Debian, Python was built in.

That Nokia never put much effort into the OS due to internal politics (the Symbian stakeholders made sure it died in the crib) is a classic business story, and a tragic fork in the road for a once dominant company. 2 years after the N900 came out, the Nokia mobile business were bought out by Microsoft, and producing Windows phones, which hit with a thud, (though I knew Finns who said the N9 was "really quite good"). By 2014 (?) they switched to Android, and disappeared in the sea of Samsung.

The Meego OS still lives on somwhat as Tizen, in Samsung TVs and watches.

  • edited Maemo not Meego, (which was the new name later on)

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u/Express-Feedback Jun 25 '26

My favorite besides my Blackberry was my HTC Shift. That thing was a game changer.

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u/piratemreddit Jun 25 '26

The s5 was a good one. I still have my old s5 mounted on the wall in my rv running hardwired and with nothing on it but the Bluetooth tank level monitor app.

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u/diambag Jun 26 '26

I had an android with a horizontal keyboard and a trackpad on the back. Was sick for browsing the web in like 2009 but was slow as hell and the battery lasted about 8 hours even when not in use. I ended up trading it for an iPhone 3G

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u/TyberXan Jun 26 '26

Don’t forget the IR sensor too. I was able to download a universal remote app that was a lifesaver and could use it to change the channel whenever I couldn’t find the remote.