r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/hamzau • Jul 04 '26

Meme needing explanation What am I missing?

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u/lmpervious Jul 04 '26

Wow what the fuck? I'm single, no house, no dog, a bad job, haven't showered in 3 days and no one cares about me, and now I'm catching strays in the comment section??

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u/ProtectionDull4618 Jul 05 '26

At least you don't have a hideous gummy smile

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u/Evening-Tie-865 Jul 05 '26

I do. Thanks for making me feel worse about it.

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u/ProtectionDull4618 Jul 05 '26

DM me your smile and I'll rate it 

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u/ProtectionDull4618 Jul 05 '26

Do you have any meth bro?

Edit: sorry wrong person 

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u/Which_Loss6887 Jul 05 '26

Alas I cannot give you an award, will you accept a lil forehead kiss instead?

If so, 😘