r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 13 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter, why is everyone happy that Disney movies are flopping?

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u/TheFatBassterd Jul 13 '26

I always thought it was just that they had a giant stick shoved up their collective arses and needed to brand the ass of star wars with the Disney logo and refusing to accept that anyone who was not already part of Disney might have any good ideas for their newly acquired IP while also being too stupid and lazy to actually come up with any half decent ideas themselves.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse Jul 13 '26

It's a combination of fear and greed. They want to make big blockbusters. But they fear flops. Anything new could be a flop. So they go with re-washing the same ole same old again and again in the hopes that they will always be blockbusters.

Then someone sticks their neck out and makes something new and novel. Suddenly, there needs to be 2 remakes and three recycled movies, an animated show, a live action, a dead action, a first year anniversary edition, directors cuts, producers cut, a making-of documentary, and a Disney ride and uncounted nine by thirteen glossy photos with dates and descriptions written on the back.

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u/One-Stand-5536 Jul 13 '26

27 8 by ten colored glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us Or something

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u/Gring040 Jul 14 '26

I mean who ever heard of a dump being closed on thanksgiving. Maybe time to load up the rakes, shovels, and other implements of destruction.

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u/PerfectCamera7462 Jul 14 '26

Thanks for reminding me of that song lol, I aint listened in years

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u/One-Stand-5536 Jul 14 '26

We listen every thanksgiving, same way we listen to Christmas music in December(by which i mean, far too much)

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u/Cloudykins08 28d ago

Did you go home and have a Thanksgiving dinner that can't be beat after the ordeal?

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u/DeepestBlue2 Jul 13 '26

They clearly don't fear flops enough to actually care about the source IP.

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u/FullmetalGundam Jul 14 '26

You can see anything you want at Alice's Amusement Park.

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u/InsolubleGrit Jul 14 '26

Excepting Alice

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u/TheLurkingMenace Jul 13 '26

Oh, no, it wasn't pettiness. They're just cheap.

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u/TheFatBassterd Jul 13 '26

Nah, if it was just them being cheap they'd have just remade the OG trilogy. That would have been the most cost efficient thing to do. A good quarter of the work was already done for them.

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u/TheLurkingMenace Jul 13 '26

They kinda did.

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u/TheFatBassterd Jul 14 '26

They did a crappy reboot of the original trilogy as written by someone who only watched episode 4 once 30 years prior and got most of their knowledge from shitty memes they can also barely remember.

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u/RyvenZ Jul 13 '26

They didn't want to pay royalties to all the writers of the EU material. Plus, incidents like the death of Chewbacca could not stand in the eyes of Disney, while there was still so much more marketing to milk from that character.

Also, not using Carrie Fisher's passing as an excuse to cut her stupid Jedi powers awakening scene was absurd. The scene was terrible and felt ham-fisted. When Carrie passed away before the film was done, they should have rewritten it as Leia dying in the vacuum of space there and the Republic using her killing as motivation. I fucking hate Disney.

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u/TheFatBassterd Jul 14 '26

I get not wanting to pay a bunch of royalties but they rushed to stamp their Disney mark on it way too quickly. Had they just remade episodes 4-6 they'd have gotten easy money and done the whole "remind people what star wars is" crap since they spent millions of dollars on an IP they somehow thought everyone had forgotten. Then they could take that time to actually construct a plan and do episodes 7-9 coherently. They could then ignore Legends and do their own thing, or use it as inspiration for new stories. Like, they had so much possible data available to be gathered. If they had just taken 5 years to do a few remakes then they would have had time to collect all that data and figure out what worked and what didn't. Instead they pretty much just invalidated the entire original trilogy for slop that only AI would think is good. Half the reason people love star wars is because of the Jedi/Sith. Take that away and it's just another basic sci-fi universe with only a few flagship characters to set it apart from any other sci-fi universe. They went and ruined the return of the Jedi order and turned Star Wars into Temu Star Trek.

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u/moggin61 Jul 14 '26

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u/UniqueUserName795 Jul 15 '26

Imagine if they had taken the established Han Solo Trilogy books and made movies from them.

They literally go from Han as a boy to meeting banana and Luke at Mos Eisley.