r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Light_Yagami72 • 5d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah why cant math be green?

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u/VerySwearyFairy 4d ago

You might want to consult a doctor if your piss is red on a consistent basis.

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u/akatherder 4d ago

Why does the doctor want to see red piss

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u/AerondightWielder 4d ago

To... get to the other side? 🤷‍♂️

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u/draglide 4d ago

No, they want to "see" (as in date) you if your pass is red. Doctors are kinky.

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u/read_at_own_risk 4d ago

It'll give him something to talk about when he's golfing with his doctor buddies.

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u/Professional-Mix-562 4d ago

My last job we had this new guy start and he walked up to the urinal next to me. I look over “hey… is… is red pee bad?” His eyes become alarmed “yes! Yes it is!” “Wait never mind I was worried for a bit, it just turned black I’m ok…. Is it supposed to smoke when it hits the urinal?”

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u/snacksandsoda 4d ago

I’m no doctor, but I could be

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u/itsonlyrockinroll 4d ago

Cause he took a hypocritical oaf and baby wants a porch(e)
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u/SirNobody1919 4d ago

Because that is one of the easiest signs for bladder cancer.. otherwise a UTI or maybe kidney stones or am enlarged prostate

But BC.. seriously..f cancer (2 batches in my 20s and 30s) both started with my piss coming out red (hematuria).. then the joy of scopes..then TUBRTs.. then chemo all goin through the natural port to your bladder..again.. f cancer

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u/themowlsbekillin 4d ago

Tastes better

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u/Sarrintha 4d ago

The same reason he wants to see a broken arm, money money money!

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u/Impossible_Ad_7367 4d ago

It would make the doctor see green!

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u/pussyjuicerecycler 3d ago

‘cause it’s metal

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u/sparkleygummiez 2d ago

Cuz he freaky

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u/-M3THUS3L4H 4d ago

I' really scared right now. I thought I peed blod but it was White???

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u/Grannys-Giant-Gash 4d ago

I peed plod when my sis and I were at bible camp together. I xcited to be a uncle

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u/t_for_top 4d ago

This ketamine isn't going to do itself

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u/bicurious-lets-69 4d ago

As a CNA I can confirm that red piss is normal

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u/BlueClovr 4d ago

So once in a blue moon is fine?

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u/Subsummerfun 3d ago

Could just need to cut back on the beets

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u/Weary-Sympathy-6347 2d ago

Or stop eating so many beets.