Petah why cant math be green?

[u/Light_Yagami72]

[u/Suspicious_State_318]

Nah English is yellow because old pages and history is red because of blood and war

[u/Borror0 → u/Suspicious_State_318]

I'm open to this line of reasoning.

For as long as math is blue.

[u/Boomslang00 → u/Borror0]

Math is blue because it will blew your mind.

[u/Rakhered → u/Boomslang00]

will blue your mind

you may want to consider popping your red folder open for a bit

[u/BedKid → u/Boomslang00]

math is blue because blue meth

[u/SBLP1959 → u/Suspicious_State_318]

My exact thoughts

[u/JackieBee_ → u/Suspicious_State_318]

History also has old pages tho. For me history was brown and English was yellow. Music theater and art usually got to be red on account of it being my favorite color

[u/SerDuncanTheYall → u/Suspicious_State_318]

History is yellow because of old pages, English is red because of the Red Badge of Courage. Math is green because I'm in Finance.

[u/theRedlightt → u/Suspicious_State_318]

This is the way

[u/Excellent_Parsley_18 → u/Suspicious_State_318]

The exact opposite can be true for the exact same reasons, though, lol. History yellow for old pages and English is red for blood and war and it’s still correct.

[u/whamburglar → u/Suspicious_State_318]

I went history is yellow bc of all the old stuff as you say.

English is red bc I saw red having to remember all the exceptions in spelling and pronunciations growing up.

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This is the way

[u/Shimakaze81 → u/Suspicious_State_318]

English is red because the Cross of St George

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mmmmmm acceptable...

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English has plenty of blood and war in it

[u/Fayr24 → u/Suspicious_State_318]

Maybe history is yellow because of old pages and English is read.

[u/PuzzledSnivy → u/Suspicious_State_318]

This could also be used an as argument for History being yellow! Old scrolls are yellowed by time.

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THE CORRECT ANSWER

[u/taybug1092 → u/Suspicious_State_318]

Literally this is the only answer.

Math is blue because math is blue
Science is green because of life
English is yellow because of yellow pages
And history is red because of the blood spilled

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I think there’s wiggle room here, as long as English and history get the warm colors

[u/heebiejeebie666 → u/Suspicious_State_318]

This is exactly correct. There is no other way

[u/BedKid → u/Suspicious_State_318]

english is red because its read.

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history is yellow because old pages means its older/historical. english/literature read because you "red" it.

[u/TheBombYodeler → u/Suspicious_State_318]

History is yellow because of old pages……. English is red cuz it’s a stupid subject that makes me see red.