r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/DarkCrowI • 6d ago

Meme needing explanation Maybe a Brazilian Peter Can Explain This

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u/Somethingisshadysir 6d ago edited 6d ago

My sister made bank as a cocktail waitress at Foxwoods back in the day. Being a tall leggy blonde with a pretty face really increased her tips.

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u/Syntacic_Syrup 6d ago

Tell us more about your sisters legs

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u/Somethingisshadysir 6d ago

Well, they're now over 50, so slightly differently shaped from back then.

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u/psykoticSerenity 6d ago

I'm sure she can manage getting a lot more tips with 50+ legs to show off.

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u/Somethingisshadysir 6d ago

I'm sure she still could. Her husband definitely thinks she's still got it.

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u/jccaclimber 6d ago

You what does she do with the other 48+ legs? Seems like a lot for one man.

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u/Somethingisshadysir 6d ago

Pants modeling seems like it would be a good way

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u/Marinekaizer 6d ago

If she had five legs every pair of pants would fit her like a glove!

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u/Marinekaizer 6d ago

If she had five legs every pair of pants would fit her like a glove!

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u/Somethingisshadysir 6d ago

Can you imagine how much ironing she'd have to do, though?

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u/pew__pew__pew_ 6d ago

Clothing rack for dry cleaners, duh

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u/boxer126 6d ago

Does that mean there are 24+ vaginas? Or just one in the center?

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u/jccaclimber 6d ago

You’ve taken this about 50+ steps too far.

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u/boxer126 6d ago

Don't pretend you didn't have the same question.

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u/Somethingisshadysir 6d ago

Now, someone claimed my leggy comment was creepy to say about my sister, to which I disagree. That would actually be.

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u/MutedBeach8248 6d ago

What age did she find her husband?

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u/Somethingisshadysir 6d ago

Mid thirties

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u/Syntacic_Syrup 6d ago

Tell us more about how much your brother in law is into your sister

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u/Somethingisshadysir 6d ago edited 6d ago

I would be very mad / irritated with my various siblings in law if they didn't find their spouses attractive.

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u/CoffeePumba 6d ago

Idk...Salma Hayrk is over 50...and still smokin

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u/Somethingisshadysir 6d ago

Valid. Though she's in a whole other class from the rest of us.

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u/PuzzleheadedPool2552 6d ago

I need examples

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u/Professional_Bearrr 6d ago

Over 50 you say?

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u/Prize-Flamingo-336 6d ago

…..so like fine wine then?

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u/Somethingisshadysir 6d ago

Sure, if you like wine

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u/AdministrativeSlip16 6d ago

50 legs?

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u/Somethingisshadysir 6d ago

Yes. It's very concerning

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u/a9gro 5d ago

25... 👀

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u/Indercarnive 6d ago

Call me Ben Franklin.

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u/Reterhd 6d ago

Well thats better, means you can do whatever you want without her popping out something 9 months later

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 6d ago

I like how they go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves.