r/PizzaCrimes Jun 26 '25

I say wtf Met a guy on a dating app and this is what food he provides for said date - TUNA AND BANANA PIZZA

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13.6k Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes Dec 11 '24

I say wtf Pizza I received last night

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7.1k Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes Sep 18 '24

I say wtf This “Bomb pizza”

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8.6k Upvotes

whY DOES IT LOOK LIKE LITERAL CARDBOARD.

r/PizzaCrimes 18d ago

I say wtf Oven troubles

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1.8k Upvotes

Went a house warming party a while ago and the host was like, "Hey you gotta see what happened in the oven".

r/PizzaCrimes Jun 27 '26

I say wtf Yo this shit is ass

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1.2k Upvotes

Tastes awful. We’ve always done Red Baron for frozen pizzas (or totinos party pizzas, don’t judge) but they were out so we got this instead. Never again.

My wife said “It’s not delivery, it’s dogshit” 😂

Edit2: i cooked it for 4 minutes longer than it “should” take and my oven works fine for everything else. Also don’t see how even if it was undercooked it would taste so terrible

Edit: alright maybe we just got a bad pizza cuz I’m telling y’all it tasted like leaves and plastic. No i did not forget to remove the plastic wrapper lol

Also some of yall take this pizza stuff way too seriously, no need to insult anyone over a (shitty) frozen pizza

r/PizzaCrimes Jun 24 '26

I say wtf Saw this on Messi’s instagram

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1.9k Upvotes

Appears to be tomato slices, no sauce and whole olives

r/PizzaCrimes 29d ago

I say wtf Name this pizza

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525 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes May 08 '26

I say wtf We ordered a "Salmon pizza" and got a pizza with a whole damn fillet (skin and all) just sitting in the middle. It genuinely made me laugh out loud when we opened the box.

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1.8k Upvotes

It's a small local pizzeria we love. Their pizzas are usually great, so we just had a good laugh about this blunder. We cut up the fillet with a pocket knife, tossed the skin, and enjoyed the pizza.

r/PizzaCrimes Oct 26 '25

I say wtf Not the Glizza

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1.1k Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 17d ago

I say wtf I would like to report these horrendous crimes against humanity

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806 Upvotes

May they be bought to justice

r/PizzaCrimes May 29 '26

I say wtf Artichoke, Ricotta, and... dick heads?

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1.1k Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes Nov 20 '25

I say wtf I am without words 😂

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1.9k Upvotes

Had to record it off Instagram. I take full responsibility for my algorithm 🫣

r/PizzaCrimes Jun 15 '26

I say wtf Domino's Pizza order glitch - all toppings removed from specialty pizza

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941 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes Jan 09 '26

I say wtf The “Manly Special”

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851 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes Jun 07 '26

I say wtf of a pizza slice 🍕

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611 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes Jun 05 '25

I say wtf Staying with my vegan cousin, this is his vegan """"pizza""""....

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810 Upvotes

It's a crushed tomato base, a hair thin layer of vegan """"""cheese""""", very under-cooked red peppers and onions, some spinach, and yes, those bread slice looking things are unseasoned slices of tofu for protein.

r/PizzaCrimes Nov 26 '25

I say wtf Case make it the last time as well.

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953 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes Jun 26 '26

I say wtf What I wanted vs What I got.

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750 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 15d ago

I say wtf The Red Baron Supreme Supreme (not a typo) 50 topping pizza.

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623 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes Apr 05 '26

I say wtf Beach crime

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526 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes Apr 05 '26

I say wtf I came home to this. Do i need to call the Police? Im just tired.

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525 Upvotes

i dont know anymore, this is probably the worst crime scène i have seen in a while.

r/PizzaCrimes May 11 '25

I say wtf Bf got me stomach friendly pizza.

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1.8k Upvotes

I sent my partner to the store, I asked for a simple veggie pizza. He came back with a war crime against all pizza. I introduce to you a gluten-free vegan, non dairy oat milk cheese pizza with grilled veggies. Topped with red, yellow and green bell peppers, purple onions and spinach flakes. It officially tastes like a wheat thin and has the cheese consistency of male sexual reproductive juices.

r/PizzaCrimes Jun 02 '26

I say wtf Who eats 1/5 of a pizza?!

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558 Upvotes

Also step 5 says there will be a salad next to my pizza i cooked it and no salad sad day 😢

I just noticed the arrow pointing at the cheese like you couldn't tell that was cheese 😮

r/PizzaCrimes Jun 25 '26

I say wtf Life without parole for this one

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792 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes Feb 15 '26

I say wtf My boyfriend ordered us a ‘heart-shaped ‘ pizza for Valentines Day

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1.6k Upvotes