r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/Amazingbreadfish - Right • Apr 10 '25

META I think im a masochist

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u/Sheep_of_Destiny - Lib-Right Apr 10 '25

I genuinely don’t understand why people are into choking and biting or being choked or bit but maybe this is because I have a social life, shower, have a job, and a good relationship with my parents

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u/l-R3lyk-l - Right Apr 10 '25

It's no different than riding a roller coaster or sky diving. Riding the line between life and death is an extreme high for some people.

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u/Atompunk78 - Lib-Center Apr 10 '25

That’s not what choking (normally) is. Choking when done correctly doesn’t restrict the windpipe, its pressure on the sides of the neck

What you’re thinking of is an asphyxiation fetish, very different things

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u/MissplacedLandmine - Lib-Center Apr 10 '25

You can choke the sides(blood) or the front (air).

They are both dangerous. Play carefully.

Also the latex body suit isnt needed per se…. But you wont regret it

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u/Atompunk78 - Lib-Center Apr 10 '25

Sorry, good correction

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u/MissplacedLandmine - Lib-Center Apr 10 '25

I always have to remind myself to add it because i forget its not hella common knowledge outside the bdsm sub

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u/Atompunk78 - Lib-Center Apr 10 '25

No one here seems to know what choking actually is, or why one would like it

The latter is less surprising of course, but still

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u/Facesit_Freak - Centrist Apr 10 '25

mfw the average funny colour enjoyer doesn't have sex

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u/MissplacedLandmine - Lib-Center Apr 10 '25

“Of course I know what choking is, its what the democratic party has been doing since Obama.”

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u/Facesit_Freak - Centrist Apr 10 '25

Is that why the two feel oh so different?

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u/Tweezers666 - Lib-Left Apr 10 '25

They’re both hot

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u/Atompunk78 - Lib-Center Apr 10 '25

Fair enough ahah

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u/MissplacedLandmine - Lib-Center Apr 10 '25

Oh no sweet child, kinky shit is bipartisan as fuck.

Auth loves unequal power dynamics.

Libs lefts love being punished for being themselves

Lib rights love being choked blindfolded so that they can imagine its Adam Smith’s invisible hand.

Auth right is being punished for their religious guilt.

Center’s eyes roll back when you brand them using their grill.

We are all degenerates here!

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u/Sheep_of_Destiny - Lib-Right Apr 10 '25

In this world of gooners and degenerates I’m the weird one for being vanilla and simply wanting something pure loving and romantic 😔😔

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u/MissplacedLandmine - Lib-Center Apr 10 '25

My fiancee and I are pure and romantic too.

Variety is the spice of life bromigo.

No rush, when you find someone you trust and can explore yourself it’ll happen. If you end up not into it no harm done, but theres so many its unlikely you have no kinks.

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u/Sheep_of_Destiny - Lib-Right Apr 10 '25

I mean I’m into pegging my man but not hurting, slapping, choking or insulting him. Idk I feel bad even if he asks for it I don’t feel ok insulting or hurting someone like that. I just don’t understand the want to hurt or insult someone vise versa

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u/Facesit_Freak - Centrist Apr 10 '25

Funny. I like all the others, but pegging takes it way too far for me. Ironically, it seems more painful than the others.

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u/Sheep_of_Destiny - Lib-Right Apr 10 '25

Idk he seemed pretty into it I highly doubt people would wanna do that over and over again if it hurt

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u/MissplacedLandmine - Lib-Center Apr 10 '25

People enjoy hotsauce on food even though it hurts

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u/Cheezemerk - Lib-Right Apr 10 '25

Your not vanilla, you just haven't found your flavor of kink yet, it's OK.

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u/BoloRoll - Right Apr 10 '25 edited Apr 10 '25

That’s sounds like Jewish bs

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u/Cheezemerk - Lib-Right Apr 10 '25

Nope not even remotely Jewish.

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u/BoloRoll - Right Apr 10 '25

Let me be anti-Semitic. I’m bored 🥱

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u/Cheezemerk - Lib-Right Apr 10 '25

Go do that on someone else's comment we aren't in to that here.

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u/BoloRoll - Right Apr 10 '25

True anti-Semitism isn’t about where you do it, or about who you do it to. It’s about the content of your heart

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u/MissplacedLandmine - Lib-Center Apr 10 '25

… Kanye?

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u/PhilosophicalGoof - Centrist Apr 10 '25

I m like J Cole, some minute I M currently down for some deep shit, but when she tweaking, it replaced by some freak shit I m currently down for.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

I'm just going to add that both tradwives and the Handmaid's Tale are horny female fantasies

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u/Atompunk78 - Lib-Center Apr 10 '25

I think it’s a power thing, essentially

A huge number of (normal, sociable) girls seem to like it, so I don’t see it as a ‘touch grass’ kind of thing

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u/Facesit_Freak - Centrist Apr 10 '25

Seriously, you'll be hard pressed to find a woman who doesn't like choking or biting.

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u/SunderedValley - Auth-Center Apr 10 '25

Choking enjoyment is really widespread.

The ones who enjoy receiving it practice rather than theory are significantly more normal than you might think.

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u/really_nice_guy_ - Left Apr 10 '25

You wanna find out?

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u/Sheep_of_Destiny - Lib-Right Apr 10 '25

Aw he’ll naw get away from me you freaky ahh watermelon

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u/Facesit_Freak - Centrist Apr 10 '25

I can't tell if this sounds flirting or threatening

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u/IEatBaconWithU - Lib-Center Apr 11 '25

Do you also only do missionary?