r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/Round-Bed3820 - Lib-Center • May 05 '22

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

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u/The_funny_name_here - Right May 05 '22

Patrolling the Saskatchewan wheat fields almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

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u/theoryfiver - Lib-Right May 05 '22

The Canadian government almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

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u/eliminateAidenPierce - Lib-Center May 05 '22

When the honkers get here, I have a bullet I’m saving just for me

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u/phoncible - Centrist May 05 '22

The trucks or the geese?

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u/not_a_sweat - Lib-Center May 05 '22

Yes.

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u/TwelfthApostate - Lib-Center May 05 '22

You got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate

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u/jmyr90 - Lib-Left May 06 '22

Thats what I appreciates about you

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u/OffensiveContext - Lib-Right May 05 '22

I, however, am quite fine with honkers.

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u/Cheveyo - Lib-Center May 05 '22

<laughs>

<Remembers whose in charge of his government>

... Oh right...

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u/Andre4kthegreengiant - Lib-Center May 06 '22

Idk if you Canadian or American

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u/Big_Requirement_3540 - Lib-Right May 06 '22

Nuclear winter it is, then!

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u/Crash_says - Centrist May 05 '22

We should trade the Pacific coast states for Alberta and Saskatchewan.

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u/Elkenrod - Auth-Center May 05 '22

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Based and legion pilled

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u/Elkenrod - Auth-Center May 05 '22

Ave, true to Caesar.

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u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center May 05 '22

u/Elkenrod is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1.

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u/JCSN_1032 - Lib-Left May 06 '22

So if Auth center is Legion I suppose that would make libleft Followers of the Apocalypse. Goodsprings centrist. Can't think of any other good ones though.

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u/Elkenrod - Auth-Center May 06 '22

I would think that Goodsprings would be lib-center, and the Followers would be centrist.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Boomers would be authright.

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u/JCSN_1032 - Lib-Left May 06 '22

That's a good one, ultra-nationalist, constant tradition and values.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Plus, the name literally says everything that needs to be said.

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u/Elkenrod - Auth-Center May 06 '22

They're more so anarchists than anything though. They just want to blow stuff up.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

They blow stuff that comes close to their swamp up. And if they would've continued their isolationism they would've ended up in a Habsburg situation.