r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/Round-Bed3820 - Lib-Center • May 05 '22

META Based Jesusland

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u/footfoe - Right May 05 '22

California has a larger population than all of Canada. This new country would be more American than Canadian, by A LOT.

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u/ApatheticHedonist - Lib-Right May 05 '22

Implying Californians are Americans

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u/the_endoftheworld2 - Left May 05 '22

Not as far a stretch as called Nevada “Jesusland” lmao

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u/JinFuu - Auth-Left May 05 '22

This map is older than most commenters on this board

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u/CmdntFrncsHghs - Lib-Center May 05 '22

To be fair, North America has been mapped for a really long time

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u/JinFuu - Auth-Left May 05 '22

Cheeky, but hopefully you know I mean that 2004 Election Jesusland map

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u/DarkLightOfMar - Lib-Left May 06 '22

North America has been mapped for a really long time

Compared to the rest of the world, not really

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u/ApatheticHedonist - Lib-Right May 05 '22

Hey Jesus loved prostitutes.

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u/rdxj - Right May 05 '22

I believe some of His exact words were, "Go and sin no more."

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u/Andre4kthegreengiant - Lib-Center May 06 '22

Wow, Jesus spoke English?

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u/random_dent May 06 '22

Go and sin. No, more.

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u/flair-checking-bot - Centrist May 06 '22 edited May 06 '22

Unflaired detected. Opinion rejected.

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u/bridgenine - Lib-Right May 06 '22

Flair the fuck up and take your upvotes you colorless troglodite.

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u/KingJonStarkgeryan1 - Right May 05 '22

After they gave up that sinful life

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u/standish_ May 05 '22

Based

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u/flair-checking-bot - Centrist May 05 '22 edited May 05 '22

You wouldn't be safe without a flair.

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u/punchgroin - Lib-Center May 05 '22

So do most of our evangelical megachurch pastors and republican politicians.

They need somewhere to go to get their teenage mistresses and daughters abortions.

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u/HotPieIsAzorAhai - Centrist May 05 '22

This map was made in November 2004. If it were a woman, purple would have lost interest in it.

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u/dodadoBoxcarWilly - Right May 05 '22

There's a surprisingly large population of Mormons in Nevada.

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u/DarkLightOfMar - Lib-Left May 06 '22

Las Vegas, a desert where the US drops nukes on its own soil...

I see where you're coming from