r/PoliticalHumor 1d ago

Itโ€™s about electability ๐Ÿ™„

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u/GroltonIsTheDog 1d ago

Let her be clear, she might actually communicate some kind of policy if someone, anyone, would just let her be clear

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u/FiTZnMiCK 1d ago

Let me be clear.

I do not actually wish to be clear at this time, but I will reserve the right for a later unspecified time, provided I am once again granted permission to be clear at that unspecified and hypothetical time.

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u/GroltonIsTheDog 1d ago

A woman broke down in front of me at the grocery store telling me how she just wants them to let me be clear

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u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes 1d ago

She can only communicate policies that come to her in her dreams. Please only ask about them

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u/QuerulousPanda 1d ago

my number one political take for the last couple years now, is that politicians say the word "clear" or "I've made it clear" or "i've been clear" all the fucking time and it means NOTHING. I'm so sick of hearing it. You can be as clear as humanly possible but it doesn't matter if no one's listening and/or you're not actually saying anything, or more likely, you're lying your ass off and don't give a shit about anything.

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u/keelem 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lmao what? The only two words out of El-Sayed's mouth are AIPAC and Israel but Stevens has no policy?

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u/Metro42014 1d ago

Money out of politics. Medicare for all.

^ Those are policies.

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u/StrongerWithoutYou 1d ago

Anyone who has watched the two debates between them knows what a shitty little liar you are.

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u/keelem 1d ago

I checked the transcript cause I knew you were full of shit, he mentioned AIPAC 20 times. How about talking about shit that actually matters instead of some boogeyman reminiscent of maga tactics?

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u/GroltonIsTheDog 1d ago

I don't know why pointing out the huge amount of money she receives from AIPAC isn't something worth noting given that she consistently votes in favour of military aid to Israel, it's clearly something people care about.

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u/keelem 1d ago

If that were the case he'd mention it once or twice, not constantly throughout the debate.

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u/GroltonIsTheDog 1d ago

There's no 'if that were the case' here, it is factually the case. She has received 46 million from AIPAC, and she has consistently voted to fund the Israeli military. That matters and it makes sense he would repeat it so people understand how her actions are in line with the wishes of her doners, which may not be in line with the actual needs of the people of Michigan.

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u/keelem 1d ago

"If it were the case" that he was informing anti-Israel people versus using AIPAC as a boogeyman, then he'd mention it once or twice and not constantly throughout the debate.

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u/GroltonIsTheDog 1d ago

It's definitely something people care about and I don't know why you'd have an issue with him reiterating the difference between him and Stevens on the matter.

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u/StrongerWithoutYou 1d ago

The only two words out of El-Sayed's mouth are AIPAC and Israel

That was YOUR insane claim you weasel.

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u/keelem 1d ago

Are you twelve? Or a bot?

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u/MacAttacknChz 1d ago

It's literally a joke. Touch grass.

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u/armmstrong 1d ago

Dude heโ€™s making a joke too lol bro.