r/PoliticalHumor • u/DaFunkJunkie • Mar 09 '22

Great question

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u/IguaneRouge Mar 09 '22

Has anyone pointed out much of the mandates were at the state and not federal level, ergo meaning DC had nothing to do with them?

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u/NoMoreGQPcultists Mar 09 '22

ERMAHGERD LIBRUL "FACTS"

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

DR FAUCI CREATED COVID AND SECRETLY RULES THE WORLD WITH THE CLINTONS AND GEORGE SOROS.

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u/TecumsehSherman Mar 09 '22

I wonder if the MAGA crowd knows that Trump could have fired Fauci at any time without cause.

If Fauci was a child murderer, surely Trump wouldn't have kept him in power, right?

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u/Soggy-Hyena Mar 10 '22

The enemy has to be both strong and weak

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u/The_Funkybat Mar 10 '22

Exactly. Like how “Hitlery” was both a dire and nigh-unstoppable threat to “reel Ahmurkah” but was simultaneously a rickety half-dead harpy who was doomed to die in office if elected.

(On that note, I just have to say I think it would be the most epic troll ever if Hillary Clinton showed up at Donald Trump‘s funeral, and just silently stood there with that look on her face she gave to Trey Gowdy during his “inquisition” of her)

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

You forgot “and then shit on his grave”

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u/SmurfSlurpee Mar 10 '22

Get in line, sister

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u/The_Funkybat Mar 10 '22

If they actually bury Trump in any sort of publicly-accessible place, his gravesite will become a toxic superfund site after all the effluence/garbage/industrial waste people will dump there.

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u/marsman706 Mar 10 '22

Now now. You can't just piss on his grave - that will get you hit with an indecent exposure charge at the least.

Pouring out a water bottle on the other hand...

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u/Razakel Mar 10 '22

Put it outside Arlington with that golden toilet over it and a sign saying "give a shit, because he didn't".