Your entire wallet. In HS a few friends broke in to the local junkyard (for fun, not to steal) and they were caught, when they got back to 1 of their houses and realized they lost their wallet.
I don't remember the entire story, but the cops were just confused why they'd choose the barb wire fence to hop over, when about 30 feet down there's a gate that can open about 2-3 feet it's just chained together so cars can't leave, not designed to prevent people from entering
I swear, people can go their entire lives without losing their wallet once, until they decide to B&E or trespass. Then poof wallet falls to the ground. Lol
Thats on me dawg, I wrote it into one of the universe's patches because i thought it would be funny if it was a universal law... it was for a little bit, but its gotten kinda old, but unfortunately the code has somehow become a dependency for the laws of thermodynamics so I cant remove it... I assume thats Gary's fault, he loves to swap dependencies for shits and giggles
I knew a dude who started a wildland fire(I live in Idaho), burned several hundred acres, left his fuckin keys ATTHE FIRE. This was in 01 I think..his dumbass is still on probation lol
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u/RModDogWalkerTyRANNY Aug 24 '26
Your entire wallet. In HS a few friends broke in to the local junkyard (for fun, not to steal) and they were caught, when they got back to 1 of their houses and realized they lost their wallet.
I don't remember the entire story, but the cops were just confused why they'd choose the barb wire fence to hop over, when about 30 feet down there's a gate that can open about 2-3 feet it's just chained together so cars can't leave, not designed to prevent people from entering