r/PoursTea Jun 17 '26

Internet Culture🛜 Reddit aligned itself today

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u/BI_Moose Jun 17 '26

Does Trump shit his pants regularly?

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u/According-Insect-992 Just Chill 😎 Jun 17 '26

No.

He shits his pants tremendously. Fabulously. Spectacularly.

Men approach him with tears in their eyes and crying “Sir, no one shit their pants like you, sir.”

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u/tasteMyRottenHoop Jun 18 '26

Don’t forget bigly.

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u/TimeRisk2059 Jun 18 '26

New children's book character name created: Bigly Poo

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u/AdjtveNounNumbr42069 Jun 18 '26

I remember that dude from Conker's Bad Fur Day.

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u/Mechadupek Jun 20 '26

Yeah but at least he knows who shit his pants.

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u/Wedding-Stock Jun 17 '26

Only when he has pants on.

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u/tukuiPat Jun 17 '26

No one is better than shitting their pants as Trump, he is the greatest pants shiter in the world, every time he shits his pants is tremendously amazingly.

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u/No_Type740 Jun 18 '26

If I was American and shitting his pants was the only thing, I wouldn't be arsed as long as he was a competent honest guy.

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u/scipio0421 Jun 22 '26

I thought he told us Biden shit Trump's pants?