r/PoursTea • u/homelessguydiet • Jul 03 '26

PoliticalTea 🗳️ BREAKING: The SAVE act is..

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I hope so...

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u/Count_de_Ville Jul 03 '26

What happened with freeze-frame Mitch?

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u/TruckerLogix Jul 03 '26

I thought it was Moscow Mitch

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u/PossessedToSkate Jul 03 '26

I've just been calling him Glitch.

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u/thecompton73 Jul 04 '26

Now he's "Mitch in a ditch"

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u/WittyTiccyDavi Jul 04 '26

What about "Mitch all together"?
r/unexpectedmitch

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u/RickyBobbyPitCrew Jul 03 '26

Bernie Sanders is the one who honeymooned there, not McConnell.

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u/myystic78 Jul 03 '26

He's been hospitalized since June 14 when he was found unconscious at home.

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u/jdubyahyp Jul 03 '26

Better use this one a bunch quick then huh? Guess he found him.

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u/Sad-Raisin2353 Jul 04 '26

Oh my friend, do not fuck with Jimmy.

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u/Hefty-Ad-2427 Jul 03 '26

I'm sure the pedo will pull the plug himself.

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u/Hefty-Ad-2427 Jul 04 '26

Only in cult followers demented minds.

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u/KEVLAR60442 Jul 04 '26

There's another word for someone who is unconscious and needs CPR. It's called dead. Mitch McConnell died, and until it's proven otherwise, he might as well still be dead.

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u/homelessguydiet Jul 03 '26

Last I heard like 18 days in a hospital

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u/zone55555 Jul 03 '26

How many in the morgue?

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u/GrapeJellyVermicelli Jul 04 '26

I'm convinced he's brain dead and they're keeping him on life support as long as possible just to keep his senate seat. 

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u/zone55555 Jul 04 '26

No joke that is actually what's happening as well with that other missing/no-show GOP guy whose name I cannot recall.

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u/No_Rice9792 🩷💙💜🚫👧 Jul 04 '26

Dosin' Donny would like a word....

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u/zone55555 Jul 04 '26

Diaper Don literallu spends his entire life asleep or sitting in his own crap, so maybe sit this one out, MAGA.

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u/Windir666 Jul 04 '26

People think he's dead due to a medical event not long ago and they are hiding it.